US student is sentenced to 15 years hard labor in North Korea for trying to steal a political banner

North Korea’s probably going to go relatively light on him. He’s not going to die like 85% of the people in there do. He’s too valuable as a political tool and he’s too much of a liability if he dies or gets seriously hurt.

Still, that’s at least a few years of his life wasted.

Never go to North Korea, folks!

Dude won’t live, he will most likely die in prison due to malnutrition

15 years of his life

GGs athletic prime
GGs ever getting jacked and swole
GGs ever winning EVO
GGs ever being normal again
GGs ever trusting anyone azn
BRB PTSD
BRB waking up in the middle of the night and strangling mom

Dude already had a head start on aging he was 21 going on 40. He gonna look elderly when he gets out IF he ever gets out

Dope memes.

Real talk I hope US intervenes. North Korea needs to be made an example of. Who better to do it then Team USA.

Everyone already lowkey roots for us.

I don’t watch that dumb looking new Sherlock shoe, but I thought it was him

This story, man… holy shit… yes I am laughing hysterically…this is the result of his own foolishness. What kind of dope thinks of NORTH KOREA as a good place to visit?! Of all the fun and interesting places you could go in the world… I don’t see why that place would be on anyone’s list.

So…those prime years of his life… the true “golden years” (old age definitely isn’t what I’d consider “golden”, imo…fuck that…nothing really tops the 20s.)…that’s now going to be wasted because of some dumb shit…unbelievable, man… it’s like some people go out of their way to fuck their own lives up forever.


Guys, after the recent missile test stunt that even has China agreeing to the lengthier list of ‘sanctions’ (which seem to do shit all of anything, really), this dude’s gonna be kept as a nice political pinata-… err, bargaining chip.

Niggas need to stop watching “The Interview” and expecting Kim Jong Un to act the way he does in that movie.

THIS MAN SOUL IS BROKERING ON EVERY LEVEL IMAGINABLE! HIS LIFE IS OVER!

No more White privilege for you white boi lol

It just isn’t the same without the pictures, lol.

I’m going to disagree with his being humorous because, you know, hes a fucking 21 year old kid who did a stupid thing like most 21 year olds do. And He’s going to lose the best part of his life to practically being a slave in a shithole country that barely qualifies as an independant state. It’s…really not all that funny.

You know that photographer was happy as shit when he got that bow pic

"Ahhh yes thats it bend over u stupid american dog

This is for that seth rogen movie capitalist pigfucker!"

WHY would you do something like that? You can’t fuck around like that in places where they don’t even recognize you as a Human Being.

This guy making The United States of Trump look bad. He deserves to be locked for his shameful display…

He showed incredibly poor judgement by fucking around and pulling pranks in North Korea of all places but this is still an incredibly shitty situation.

Why would anyone go to N. Korea in the first place?

If i was the lawyer that cracka call for his phone call in jail, i’d be like

Spoiler

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so apparently he didn’t do it just for the “lols” somebody offered him a car for doing so and $200,000 to his mother if this particular thing happened, at least according to him since the church officials declined to comment.that said you never should break any laws in any foreign country you can’t even speak the language of. even if they aren’t pieces of shit you could end up stuck in a complicated legal battle for years for minor and stupid shit.

i wish the guy luck that the government can find some way to get him out as there’s quite a chance he wont survive his imprisonment. bring him over here and throw him in one of our prisons for theft.

He’s getting extended vacation, what’s not to like?

As i said before in that other thread, i feel sorry for the guy… but you must be one massive douche/jackass American in real life to actually have the balls to do some shit like that in North Korea. The boys from Jackass got nothing on this guy.

This guy even said “praying to the heavens above” during that trial, which is an additional 500+ dumb ass points on his part.

EDIT: Does anybody else think that guy looks way too old to be 21? He looks like fucking 40ish.