Naked Gun movie probably just got released in North Korea. What if this dude was induce coma and when he wakes up too meet the president he goes Reggie Jackson in Naked Gun.
(Nice to see that last page help remind me why I hate people in general even having already known about the âprisoners for generationsâ thing for years.)
Basically. In the end, his parents are still making excuses for him, but itâs not like they can be expected to do anything else, especially since people tend not to speak ill of the dead even when they arenât (so closely) related to them. So we might as well let them grieve unless they start spouting bullshit that he was totally innocent even if the punishment by no means fit the âcrimeâ; unless, of course, he was actually innocent, but then it seems weird that he would be singled out, even for North Koreaâitâs possible though I guess.
I am only surprised that his death didnât happen sooner given it sounded like he was effectively braindead as soon as details about his condition were reported after he was medically evacuated likely a year too late for it to do any good, especially given North Koreaâs low level of technology and blatant disdain for life in general. Anyone who thought he would actually recover was basically deluding themselves almost as hard as his parents were.
That said, I canât say that I feel the planet is bereft of his existence if he actually did what he did. Even if the punishment was draconian, torture aside, he really did do it to himself even though it was completely avoidable. Even foregoing the sage advice of âdonât visit North Korea, you idiotsâ, he apparently took down the propaganda poster the day before he was scheduled to leave. So, really, he was already effectively braindead even before he probably got tortured into physically matching that state.
What a goddamn moron. Arguably up for a Darwin Award.
Then you can effectively wait forever since China isnât going to do shit until after itâs too late most likely. By âtoo lateâ I mean that they wonât do anything until after North Korea blows up part of some other nation like South Korea or Japan (or maybe even the United States) and kills a bunch of people.
Until then, China is more or less totally fine with North Korea making the region so unstable since it benefits them in several ways, including being able to leverage being the (faux) mediator to North Korea despite the fact that the latest despotic Kim has been publicly anti-China for at least the past couple of years. No way China gives that up without being forced to by North Korea itself going too far, especially out of the nonexistent goodness of its falsely Communist heart.
Itâs Drebin, without the L. I normally wouldnât point out shit like this but those series are one of the last comedy movies I enjoyed. Most shit that came out after have been awful.
I donât want to say shit about a guy who died, but let this be a lesson to all the white american liberal sjwâs. You canât just do your shit anywhere you want.