US student is sentenced to 15 years hard labor in North Korea for trying to steal a political banner

In a coma the whole time? That is crazy.

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

It feel like it was ages ago when this news happened.
It is still as funny as it was the 1st day :rofl:

LMAOOOOOOO

YO I WAS JUST THINKING ABT THIS DUDE LIKE 3 DAYS AGO, LIKE DAMB I WONDER IF HES STILL MINING FOR COAL AND GETTING FKED IN HIS BUM

DAMB IM LOWKEY MAD HE DIDNT SPEND MORE TIME THERE, I WANNA SEE HOW FUCKED UP HE IS NOW MENTALLY

Damn. I had forgotten about this thread until I saw that news report a little while ago. Magically, here it is. :rofl: I bet if he wakes up, heā€™ll never leave the house again.

-Starhammer-

Cant wait for all the nuthuggers to come running out declaring him a hero n shit :rofl:

he probably self induced his own coma like a bitch

How do you ship a comatose ass dude across the ocean?

In an airplane probably

Korea is likeā€¦ this fucked is in a coma and isnā€™t going to do hard labor? Fuck thisā€¦ take him back. We ainā€™t gonna waste precious Korean medical attention on this.

Naw the joke is when the kid wakes up only to find his body ransacked of organs. Fat chinese dude be stroking it with young sons kidneys inside him n shit.

In a plane, wired to a bunch of medical equipment (like in hospital or ambulance settings). Specialize hospital beds where you are strapped down and the bed is bolted to the floor.
There are aircraft equip for this, mostly military craft but there civilian versions as well.

Think of it as an ambulance that is built into a plane rather than a truck.

Lol itā€™s hilarious all the people crying about human rights and shit over this kid getting sick in NK jail meanwhile prison rape in American prisons is surefire way to get laughs.

strapped to the bed. Thatā€™s what they would do in the Navy. If itā€™s some drunk, they might have someone watch over them to make sure they donā€™t puke themselves out of existance Jimmy Hendrix style.

-Starhammer-

Kid got off so easy. Get sentenced and wakes up back home to teddy bears,flowers, and crochet blankets

White privilege and ā€œlol itā€™s a prankā€ be he wonā€™t do shit like that again

Did my tax dollars pay for this extravagant ass flight? Fuck this guy lol. SEND HIM BACK.

Fuck you talking about? This is fucking North Korea. They probably had somebody put him in a seat and just left him. Plane probably didnā€™t even have seatbelts.

If itā€™s true heā€™s been in a year-long coma, heā€™s probably all kinds of brain damaged.

Now i am wondering what kind of horrifying shit he was put up to to get in that coma.

Maybe something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tffabg7EH5o

That was amazing, like there is an entire country out there being forced into a parody of 70s japan or some nonsense.