Under what conditions would you commit incest?

that wasn’t me trying, that was me just answering a question.

One of my teachers back in high school used to have a whole discussion about incest and the various royalty. He mentioned how at one point royals could only marry other royals, and that after a few YEARS, let alone generations, they had to remarry their bloodline. And then it got worse. Just look at how fucked up the British family looks, or how many royal hemophiliacs are around

Sadly, none my two female cousins are more fucked up than me. Although I remember when one of them was younger, she would practice kissing on like EVERYTHING. It was weird. She would just start licking doorknobs like she was frenching them, or the wall, or her reflection in the mirror. Gave me huge boners, that girl. Her dad (my uncle) was a Hell’s Angel, so I kinda kept my distance

That’s how almost all brother-sister marriages go. The most prevalent cause is divorce in which each parent keeps a child, and they move on with their lives with their kids meeting later and not realizing thy’re related, but still feeling a pull due to a sibling bond they don’t remember. The OTHER (and so rare it’s laughable) cause is people related via a common sperm donor meeting and hooking up.

**small NSFW, nothing too serious but it’s funny and related to topic **

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I have to applaud this analogy, mainly for the mental image.

Now, see, the fly thing is blatant slander. They can drive…but instinct keeps making them try to make the car do things that cars just physically aren’t capable of.

A cousin that looks like Mila Kunis is acceptable.

On the real, I have several hot cousin on both side of my family that wanted to get a little too close to me. I have always chalked it up to them being really young and stupid, and me being way too fucking handsome.

I remember a few embarrassing moments when I was younger and my sisters friends where being messy asking about my dick and my mom heard and made a comment about me already being a big boy when I was in diapers or some shit. Damn girls asking me if it was curved or not, kids ain’t got any respect these days man. Also why are you touching yourself as you read this you fucking perverts…

if it happens like this:
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if you have a conjoined twin and you masturbate, is that considered incest?

hahahah wtf^^^

i seriously fucking cried

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Cousins don’t count.

Except they’d run their mouths about it and then it’d all go to fuck.

this thread is merely alright

What people are beyond fucked up. Like you guys make me wish I was never apart of the master race

Does a 3rd grade cousin count as incest?

I think that’s incest and pedophilia. Or we can call it Pedocest.

I think he means cousin 3 times removed. Edit: and isnt it once you go past 2 or 3 removed, it doesnt count?

Oh… Okay. That makes more sense then. I still like my Pedocest.

What regulate said, and if anything she was the pedophile since i was 12 or 13 and she was 19

Also, even when is technically incest, genetically speaking there is no problem endogamy if you have a children with a cousin that is the son/daughter of the opposite sex sibling of your parent, for example the daughter of the sister of your father, or the daughter of the brother of your mother

uhhh, please have a seat over here…