What’s even worse is when a player with Vergil anchor does bubble shuffle on their way in after you killed their
other characters, and it SOMEHOW hits. And they just so happen to have XF.
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As if I wouldn’t want Kayo coming after me
Frank’s knee drop is worse. It’s a magnetized unblockable online.
yolo doom player
step 1: pick village redux
step2:FO- FOOT DAI
step3: repeat step 2
Someone should do more of these “How to spot a Yolo ______ player”.
They are way too funny.
How to spot a YOLO player: They pick Cap.
How to spot a YOLO Dante player
step #1: Pick Dante/x/x
step #2: Raw teleport behind opponent
Step #3: repeat #2 even if they get throw’d/ToD’d for raw teleporting
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this some shit i would do to people lol
My mom calls me to tell me she bought a new phone, a smart phone.
I tell her she shouldn’t have.
“Why not? Why you so negative?”
“Well, you have a laptop and haven’t bothered to learned to use that and just have me do everything and you’re not going try to learn to use that”
-hangs up-
Whatever. I find that shit annoying. She buys a laptop (4-5 years ago), digital camera (last year), digital camcorder (4-5 years ago), and other shit and can’t be assed to learn to use it herself. When something isn’t working as she wants it to, it’s either my fault (like the HP all in one that won’t install correctly no matter what I tried all fucking day on her laptop so it only prints, not scan but installed and works fine for me) or the devices fault (like the digital camera she plans on taking back). For some reason, she thinks I want to be gatekeeper to the printer -_-
I hope it pissed her off and makes her want to learn to use it to prove me wrong or gets something she can figure out. All she has to do is use it a lot and she’d learn about it.
this one time i was playing my friend (this was offline) i decided to give haggar a try.
i literally did: call assist, jumping pipe, over and over and over, piss easy combo into death.
and i beat him like 10 times in a row. he would not fucking learn and change anything up. the only time he ever got a hit on me was when he would do something completely retarded and random (like he’d be halfscreen away and just do she-hulk’s running-grab. not covered by an assist or anything lol.)
idk what it is with this ‘online-player’ mentality. do people honestly have fun just doing the same thing over and over, regardless of its efficacy? you’re not even playing the fucking game for goodness’ sake. might as well be slapping your dick on the controller =/
Thank god I stopped that shit 
This “How to spot a YOLO” shit si already annoying.
how to spot a Yolo spencer player
step 1: BIONIC
step 2: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
How to spot a YOLO Wesker. They use raw S as an approach.
Buktooth loop is god like. Especially the Mazio version. And sometimes sj finger lasers is good. Every tactic has a purpose, regardless of how easily defeated it is. Because in this game, unless someone is TODing you for every mistake, you just need it to work once.
Party pooper. 
you must have never been bopped by me before then
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Touche. Which reminds me I need to get back to my muay thai. My legs and shins need some work
go somewhere then.
For anyone on the fence about buying Darksiders 2 (why are you on the fence??) Watch this.
e: fucking auto-embedded bullshit. good stuff starts a 4:20 (lol)
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now go buy that shit.
Man. When i go online, all i want to do is hit buttons. Not think, hit buttons. Then i take a look at my opponent. This pancy ass piss chugging nigga thinking he’s a superior life form to me because he’s thinking on how to open me up, but that don’t matter. I hit buttons, fuckers dead, goes on SRK, goes on the OTT thread and complains.
I play Vergil, i hit buttons. GG
I’m hungry
SJ Finger Lasers is amazing no doubt, they just do it ALL the time regardless of whats happening.
I was playing and the dude literally kept on doing it, no matter what. I kept on punishing it. He never learned. He never once attempted to go in or anything else.