UMvC3 OTT: F*** online

Darksim · November 13, 2012, 6:38am

j.M > Air Play

Stinger + Vajra > Bold Plink Teleport

j.M > Air Play

ThatJollyOlBastid · November 13, 2012, 6:40am

Dante takes a lot of thought to play

KassandraNova · November 13, 2012, 6:40am

No offense to Stone, but I watched him play most of the time on Sunday, and his Zero was playing like a garbage online Zero, not how I remember it at all. He was doing unsafe stuff that anyone who knows how to punish Zero would have had many opportunities to kill him (buster xx lightning was a staple in his offense, which is very bad, teleporting behind people without an assist call, etc), and I don’t think he finished more than 1 or 2 loops out of many times he went for them.

He looked pretty fraudulent that night tbh, I’m not sure whether playing online has given him bad habits, or if he was just having a bad day.

After watching Buckethead play Zero, I think he’s a lot better with the character than Stone is. I don’t even know how he didn’t make it to top 16 tbh, he somehow got randomed out by some XF3 Vergil player.

Sometimes we all just have those days I guess.

I noticed that tayson seemed a bit off as well, but it turns out there was something wrong with his controller or something. (he mentioned it on FB).
I was really hoping a zero player would win, since it’s maverick headquarters and all, but oh we’ll.

Mr.X · November 13, 2012, 6:41am

HD is the worst thing to happen to porn in all honesty.

chirp · November 13, 2012, 6:42am

the animated segment in kill bill was glorious.
the whoel movie, actually. i need to rewatch it some time

Momochuu · November 13, 2012, 6:42am

RIP Megaporn.

Tomo009 · November 13, 2012, 6:43am

There’s no hot pants, she’s wearing a head band around her waist.

AzureJericho · November 13, 2012, 6:43am

I’ve never watched Kill Bill before although everything about it says it’s the kind of movie I’d love, and I have a rare few of those.

Kaiten92 · November 13, 2012, 6:43am

And hello Moless

ThatJollyOlBastid · November 13, 2012, 6:44am

Why so? Don’t you wan too see the fake tits and the cellulite

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I miss this shit >:( fuck this shit. DMC3 CV’s were the shit.

Windu25 · November 13, 2012, 6:45am

This. I don’t need to see how ugly and skanky they are.

ThatJollyOlBastid · November 13, 2012, 6:46am

I only watch porn if it’s two russians raping their sister

Mr.X · November 13, 2012, 6:47am

Those scars and bumps are so hot.

Kaiten92 · November 13, 2012, 6:47am

Purification assist combo? What cant Dante do?

EDIT: FUCK U HSD

Momochuu · November 13, 2012, 6:48am

You should watch it, maybe I’ll stream it one day.

ThatJollyOlBastid · November 13, 2012, 6:48am

And that’s why brazzers is the cancer of the porn industry…for the most part

The_Duke · November 13, 2012, 6:49am

HD smut is amazing.

Windu25 · November 13, 2012, 6:51am

I miss smacking the “Now Loading” text.

AzureJericho · November 13, 2012, 6:51am

@ThatJollyOlBastid: This was the video that first showed me how deep the rabbit hole was in DMC3:

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Edit: Brea was awesome too:

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[media=youtube]ORgSuIIesIE[/media] - DMC4, but this shit is fucking sorcery to me.

Cryoh · November 13, 2012, 6:52am

So, did anyone actually record the Texas Showdown grand finals of Ghost Rider winning, or is this just a mass hallucination?