Now available for General Discussion (before it was exclusively in the balance and tier thread): MysticRay’s Epic Tale: The Fall and Redemption of She Hulk
Poor shulkie, I imagine her trying to sit at the A tier lunch table and Hawkeye is like “Hey dork, the bottom tiers are over there!”
Shulkie then embarrassingly takes her tray from the A-tier table and looks in the direction where Hawkeye is pointing. In the distant corner of the cafeteria she sees a table with Hisen-Ko, Tron, Chun-li, and Arthur. Shulkie then timidly walks over to her new table and sits down next to Tron. She doesn’'t say anything though and apathetically twirls her fork on the tray.
After a moment of awkward silence. Arthur makes an announcement.
“So my friends…Sir Spiderman has invited me to go sit at the C Tier table. You dont mind if I go right?”
All of Arthur’s tablemates flash him a smile (except Shulkie). But behind the gracious gesture they’re somewhat jealous.
“No problem Arthur. Congrats! We’ll see you around…try and get us a spot over there Ok?” chips in Hsien-ko with a slight hint of sorrow in her voice.
“I’ll do my best!” says Arthur as he leaves the table.
When he’s gone Hsien-ko begins to cry.
“He’s not coming back is he? Shuma never came back! and we…”
“Told you not to trust that squid. You think he was going to commit?” Tron sarcastically responds.
“You know girls, maybe we should make our new tablemate feel welcome.” interupts Chun-li.
“Welcome to the bottom tier table, where shit don’t improve. EVER.” comments Tron.
“Tron! that’s a lie! we all got buffs.” says Hsien ko.
“SHUT UP WITH YOUR DAMN OPTIMISM”
Tron then pounds her fist on the table in anger.
“Sorry…Tron. I…I just wanted to help.”
“Tron! don’t berate hsien-ko! at least she has hope.” asserts Chun li while rasing her fist to Tron.
“My name is She-Hulk.” squeaked a small voice.
Suddenly the three women stop squabbling and turn to their new tablemate.
“I used to be at the A-tier table, and now i’m here.” Shulkie adds.
Chun-li and Tron stare at Shulkie with mouths agape. Someone from A tier fell this far?
“Well welcome she-hulk! I think were going to be good friends!” says Hsien-ko as she hugs her new pal.
A small smile appeared on Shulkie’s face.
THE END.
Damn…this what happens when you get distracted from your paper about the future of the American bureaucracy.
