This is a preview of what I’m going to do to you poor fuckers at the tournament.
Dan, you say that cus you sleep with filthy old men.
Sigmae, just come down here any way possible. Grand theft auto, hitchhike, ride a donkey, etc. whatever.
And Scott, is Seth comin’ down? I know he doesn’t really play GG much or whatever but you should convince him to bring his ass in town. Tell him that VF sucks.
Oh, I’m fucking screwed now.
However, I counter with:
http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/darth_vader_vs_japanese_police.html
I can get you put into the brackets, as long as you’re coming.
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hngraaaaaaaaah
8:30 rendezvous tomorrow night? y’all dig?
I’ll dig you…
RIGHT IN THE FACE
Alright, I got a ride down there tomorrow. Going to be staying with the previously mentioned Simon, so hold off on any rape orders. Don’t want to get hit by ‘friendly fire’ if you know what I mean. I’ll bring an extra PS2 and copy of Slash just for the hell of it.
Got a full Sanwa HRAP2 and Mass(or MAS, whatever) stick I shall be bringing if any of you guys want to take advantage of them when I’m not in a match etc.
no worries. most people here play on their hrap anyway. however, there is a man that goes by the name of afrika that might try to rape your stick. his stick broke couple of months ago, so he likes to pounce on other people’s sticks. so yea if you’re gonna let him use a stick, just jizz on the buttons beforehand or something.
scott, let’s do it now: ky stun gay versus dizzy boobs
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This country stands on the edge of obesity! I can’t have my citizens… eating…COOKIE!
Sigmae-
Yeah, don’t let Africa take your stick, as he’ll do all sort of unspeakable, foreign, african things to it.
We’ll be playing for most of the night, I’m sure, as well as some on Saturday. If you want to get some games in, and you get in before 8:30 or so on friday, give me a call at 314-640-0882. You can also call me on Saturday and we’ll get games in.
By the way, I’m Scott.
Yosh-
REARRY!? RET’S ROCK!
SURASH!
Looks like I stun gayed your bubz to death.
Oh, that reminds me. There’s a pretty suggestive piece of artwork with Dizzy that I just unlocked yesterday. YOU MUST SEES IT.
o shi… scott, i think you might be playing the race card a bit too hard.
i’ve actually seen all of dizzy’s artworks already. which one you’re talking about, though? the one where she’s getting raped by sol or the one where she’s soaking wet and shit. yea they’re all hot anyway.
sigmae, i’m yosh. i’m japanese and violent so watch out.
we’re gonna have so many order-sols at this tournament.
I fucking hate you.
Shit, and I thought I was going to be unique… how many of these Order Sols know what they’re doing? (Look whose talking :looney:)
Well, that was bound to happen even without the Afrika factor.
everyone plays order gay
I’m sorry, but tournament rules (me) strictly forbid the advance registration of any competitors. Any late entries cannot be accomodated.
…j/k
Look at me, I’m the big man in charge; My name is Chris.
OOOOOOHHHHHH
ah, aiite, i got random sign-ups for the smash tournament. people actually e-mailed me, we have like 3 teams that e-mailed me.
not bad considerin i started advertising this afternoon.
so anyways, aric is bringing his upscan converter, joe is bringing his tv with the s-video output and what not. i guess we are using scott’s and steve’s ps2s? I will talk to steve when i see him.
Scott, you have a gamecube right?
Damn, we need like… another game cube…
Ah yah sigmae, er… this is suppose to be university students, so you might need someone’s U ID number, name, and uh… i guess just steal someone’s identity so you can get your monies if you win or place.
Yeah, we need Andy’s gamecube!
But I’ll bring my PS2 and GameCube… =\
But one of you bastardos is going to help me bring them shits back.
EDIT: Yeah… good point about the whole student thing. Well, he can just use his friend Simon’s shit.
Do I need an ID to get into the thing in the first place? If not, it shouldn’t be a problem.
I don’t think you guys have to worry about me winning, but in the unlikely event, I’ll just give anything to Simon or something… To at least try to keep this legal and such.
If you could get some more info, that would be cool. Would certainly suck to drive 2 and a half to 3 hours and not be able to play some matches…
Edit: Oh, Simon is signing up too, for the comedy gold of button mashing he will provide. Luckily, I know two other people whose information I can use. Incase I can’t participate, I declare my own Slash tourney in Simon’s room after the actual one… The prize will be a set of 2 Sanwa buttons I spilled soda on.
ok, i just wasted like a hour making avatar for gunflame buri. damn that kid.
sweet, sweet tourney match vids. i can’t wait.