UIUC Thread Part IV: BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

me and mike are going to to play for sure

it’s saturday, and i gotta work at 9am (doh!!). this is why retail sucks. i made sure i have time off next saturday and sunday, though. so who won at illinite? i’m assuming:

smash - kobayashi
slash - humbag’s left nut

also, how do i have sex with the 12 sisters. i must know.

the two look alike brothers won smash, and who do you think won slash (joe got second, stephane got 3rd)

so yea, came down to uiuc yesterday. first time i went to the bars there. i went to a place called Joes. we arrived there at 12am and stayed till close (2am). all bars close that early? anyways, that placed was fucking packed and basically a sausage fest. there was barely any asian chicks too. what bars do you recommended if i go down to uiuc again? at least the drinks were cheap.

peace

joe’s is a great bar if you like dancing and stuff. but all the campus bars are pretty much packed on weekends. murphy’s is one of my favorites but they’re relatively small and really crowded usually. brothers is also really nice, but you need to get into a line for that one also. if you just wanna chill somewhere that you don’t need to wait much, go to legends. white horse also tends to be less crowded during winter months. don’t go to kam’s or c.o. daniel’s unless you want to hook up with freshmen girls. those bars suck.

if you want asian girls, of course you’re not gonna find most of them in bars. they’re either at some asian party or one of those christian student group thingies. and you’re not going to see the whore-ish ones after 12 because they’re probably already busy sucking a white penis somewhere.

p.s. - my diploma came in the mail today.

You don’t. You just get your balls sliced off by them.

hahahahahaha. yea, about half the asian girls i saw were with white people. i dont really care what race people go out with, but to me it just looks too weird and awkward.

thanks for the info

Hooooray evo north! http://www.evo2k.com/

I was looking around these boards and saw this topic. I live near Champaign so I decided to register and say hi. So here it is:

Hi

Stupid Vegetarians…

…so lemme get this straight: if for some dark, terrible reason I can’t go to Japan in June, I have Evo to look forward to??? Pfff, June is gonna suck, I hate video games, AT&T can kiss my dick-tip, stupid vegetarians, why does Arizona tea come in a bottle covered in Asian writing and art, what’s so gross about the national product, David Hasselhoff is badass…WHA?!..I mean, uh…yeah, stupid vegetarians…Oh yeah, what’s up Em-Are Chainsaw…

haha mike

hey mrchainsaw glad you joined, what games do you play?

WHAT THE FUCK!!?

EVO? In my state?! :open_mouth:

holy crap, how are there so many mb players?

i expect to see you bitches at EVO north aka MWC again

hehe yeah cept i hope we dont have to use their shitty 360 sticks for 3s considering evo events are all console.

evo north = mvchamp

i hate p360’s

Holy shit, yes!
I go to Northbrook all the time. Wew!

I’ve got until June to stop sucking again. This is totally do-able!

I play all types of games. I’m interested in fighting games so I bought a DC and I should have some of its fighters soon. I went to Game Xchange to look for some and I was shocked to see it closed. I also have SSBM coming if you count that. I have SF Special Champion Edition for Genesis but I only have a 3 button controller so that sucks. I have DS, PS2 (although it’s broken, damn DRE), and GC.

fuck D: !!

january (the bitchy blonde one with dual p90’s), april (the leader girl with a luger) and june (one with a katana… and hueg bubz) are my favorites. actually… they’re all hot. minus the lolis. just had to add that for posterity.

and jerry, why are you quoting me from a different forum son!?? :annoy: :annoy:

but yea, andy and i think 20 is a realistic number right now.

lol, P90. THE STAPLER GUN! (because it reloads like a stapler)

p90 is awesome yo. henrietta in gunslinger girl used a p90 too.