i thought thats where all the hot girls were???
btw: thanks allen for the oranges in monopoly, they are more broken than mvc2.
Oranges are first, then reds. Followed by I believe the Railroads and then the Utilities. But what’s even better is if you’re banker or if you and the banker secretly plot for under the table money exchanges.
random hilarious shit I notice:
GTO getting mad at me whenever I beat him
Sean Lui going through every character on the fucking screen for a minute when he’s going to pick Ryu anyway
When it’s the Makoto stage, Ben presses the buttons to the music like Beatmania before the match starts
Whenever Ben throws he bobs his head to Makoto’s throw
Super noobs taunting me after I obviously gave them the round
you thought wrong
there’s probably like 6 or so girls that stand out, the rest don’t even fucking matter
well there was this one girl named lauren that was pretty hot and whenever my friends bring their friends from ME theyre always hot…
oh, and the utilities suck because you dont make back the money spent on them, unless you have both of them and there are like 8 players, otherwise you make a very marginal amount of money.
it’s all about owning boardwalk and park place early and just putting hotels on them when people still only have like 2000 max cash on hand. 
Dark purples are teh m0n3y.
well shit tell me what halls they’re in then :o
Walking around ME I see like nobody of interest. Whenever I’m in Mesa I always see hot girls.
i never fucking land on the blues
i havent seen her since i went clubbing with her during welcome week, but i remember her being at least semi good looking…
and btw, we kicked middle earth’s ass in softball, like 11 - 2 BOOOYAHHHH OCV BIATTCHH, i dont think you care, but just thought id say something.
The precise location of these hot girls is irrelevant. They are a rare breed at UCI and probably most other UCs. Being in competition with thousands of other guys for such an exotic prize, you’re setting yourself up for failure, depression, and ultimately suicide if you choose to pursue. To prevent such psychotic outbreaks, Dr. Squeamz recommends you stay in your room 24/7 and alt+tab between online rpgs and porn for the remainder of your college careers.
Well shit, I was continuously annihilated during welcome week, every girl looked attractive
And no I don’t care, I didn’t even know 
baseball sucks
In Time magazine once, they broke down the game of Monopoly. Mathematically, oranges are the most likely to be landed on and return the most money if you own them. Then followed by that other stuff I said. Utilities, like dentron said, are only worthwhile if you own them both. Blues are one of the most worthless properties over time. But, whatevvs, I like to cheat when I play monopoly anyways.
L. O. L.
YEAh man, i knew the oranges were bomb diggy. I think i know why too. When you go to jail you need a 6, 8, or 9 to land on one of the oranges, and since the most common number to roll on a six sided die is 7 followed by 6 and 8, your chances of landing on the oranges right out of jail are really high, so not only do they have the ordinary probability of landing on them by moving around the board, but also the go to jail space, the two cards, and rolling doubles 3 times in a row lead to high probabilities of landing on the oranges.
and hot girls love me, just ask abel…
“Time Magazine” and “mathematics” in the same paragraph? Sacrilege!
btw, matt, allan, eugene, thanks for going easy on me assholes. it was my first time playing monopoly :mad: i kid. good times.
JR, in your list of funny stuff, you forgot to mention FX guy playing CVS2 and hitting a shin shoryuken. BOOSH BOOSH BLAM NIGGA!!!
As for the ladies, we all know that they all hang out at CCs, for, surely, if there are great amounts of ass to be found, brains will surely not follow. The good ones at uci are taken and are being held as sex slaves by the lucky civic racers and future administration majors minority. Damn their rotten good luck.
CHAPTER 3: THE DEPTHS OF MY BRAIN
P.S.:
Dentron: :lol: COOL! Man, you had it all and let it go. You’re white and she was asian, that automatically granted you a ticket to second base. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! that is all. Be cool about fire safety…bitches
To Dentron: Cool! :lol:
No way, I could have sworn Middle Earth had the cuter chicks…when I lived in mesa, it wasn’t exactly enchanting…haha…in fact, I saw more than enough skanks…=\
But seriously dudes, this new generation (I’m not old!!!) is too easy…there’s so much sex in the media, and these youngings want to fit in, so what do I find after not checking my findapix account in several months?
Zero new messages hahaha…but that’s not the point; I decided to browse the site, and there are so many…hmm…“illegal” pics there; it’s amazing how easy it would be to hook up with some of them…
I forgot my point dangit. Anyways, use protection, HPV is rampant in college…but wait, you can get it just by skin to skin contact…uh, pick your ladies carefully!
Dude I seriously forgot what I was gonna post about
Hey John. You still using Ken in CvS2? I can RC his short special kick now. I know you made a thread asking how to do it. If you want me to tell you about how I go about doing it, just ask.
Veepers is Cool!
http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=B3BCA7B8-981C-11D8-A1A6-E3635E514682
hey man, im playin it cool, ill hit it next time hehehehe
ahhahahahah body spasm guy seriously almost hit me in the face with his shoulder
it took everything possible to not burst out laughing and lose