Twitch Plays Pokemon - HELIX IS LOVE HELIX IS LIFE

THAT IS THE POINT OF DEMOCRACY. I understand the deliriously infectious chaos of having dozens of thousands of people try to play one game, I truly truly do.

BUT THERE WAS NO FUCKING WAY ANARCHY WAS GONNA BEAT THAT MAZE. Hell, I was actually kinda fine going back to anarchy to fight Morty since Gatorage is so leveled, but when he got cursed and stuck doing a physical attack on Gastley, I knew it. Helix foretold it. Seeing the same damn screen and hearing the same damn music for hours. Nay, days even. Lost in the wilderness brought on by Dome followers and misguided anarchofucks.

If not for people heeding the ways of Helix and realizing that MATHEMATICALLY WE’D BE IN THIS DAMNED GYM FOR YEARS.

And why we are screwing this up; we did this flawlessly this morning. It only took like 25 minutes total including trainer battles.

This is delaying our quest for Jim Badges.

If it weren’t for bots I would think the number of viewers would drop to ~1 where they could get through anything no problem lol.

But really a lot of your posts have been about needing democracy right now my point was just chill on that. I mean we have 3 Gym badges in as many days. I don’t know for sure, because I didn’t start watching red till like halfway through if not later, but I doubt the progress was that immediate. Just need some patience.

Gym badges.

Spoiler

You might be typing Jim Badges on purpose as a joke but I’m not sure. So if you are I’m sorry.

Finally. thought we failed again for a minute there :rofl:

inb4 Anarchy Fail against Morty.

Lol nah it’s cool. We gotta have Democracy vs Anarchy fanatics just like we need Dome vs Helix fanatics. The game is hilariously unpredictably with anarchy (I still have no clue how the hell John the Zaptist was captured in Gen1, but was bummed when Treezus was murdered in Gen2). But when democracy is needed, then it’s just frustratingly boring. Seriously, that maze was killing so much fun for me.

Very short-lived meme yesterday. Someone misspelled gym badges, and a meme was born. Alas, by the time I awakened today, Jim Badges was all but a memory. But I still believe. I’ll always believe.

FUCK U ANARCHY.

FUCK U.

LVL25 Gengar raped the fuck out of poor Lazorgator

Called it. :coffee:

The dream is dead, cooked and eaten.

Ah. I was working on writing a paper (as I should be doing right now) all day yesterday :tup:

The only chance we have is if he curses AABBBDD twice in a row…

We’re doomed.

Hey I never realized Raticate was a girl and Togepi was a dude.

Thanks to TPP yesterday I can’t get this theme out of my head…

Last I checked we were still in the cave. With LazorGator too high of a level no way we’re going back to the poke center anytime soon to get back to the gym quicker.

Everytime I watch things I shake my head for 5min then laugh for 10 then shake my head again for 5 min.

Are some of you attempting to wax philosophic over a fucking Pokemon game?

Internet Pro-tip: Never take over-the-top serious as actual serious. God-tier trolls have used this to enslave millions in inane arguments.

I can see it now: We’ll make it to Pryce and then step off the square without even talking to him.

I haven’t been paying attention to today at all. How long have we been stuck in this gym?