Yes they did, Jason cracks me up!
No you weren’t. :lol: And I’m mad he took off in that tight ass suit he had on. 
Looking like a silver polyesther bullet.
So is it just me or does the plan to stop maryanne right now seem to be to let her kill sam?
2nd best :wtf: after the superman was “shall we have sex now?”
Shit, the queen will get it, no questions ask :hitit:. Was Hoyt’s mom watching WWE? Damn gotta wait 2 weeks for the season finale :sad:. Tara tricking her mom to let her go so she can get rocketpunched by Maryann when she was trying to save eggs.
No. Not at all.
I too am wondering wth is up with that egg.
And, I guess we have Tara to thank for summoning Maryanne in the first place.
And we gotta wait 2 weeks for the damn finale. Fuckers!:annoy:
Fuck, it isn’t a 13 ep season?!
The queen is hot! Jason is still too funny.
Go on and get the arms, Andy! I gotta make sure this one doesn’t say anything to anyone. pushes head towards lap Typical Jason.
Hoyt’s a f****** dumbass. Who the hell would choose that crusty ol hag over super hot redhead vampire tail?
Eric needs to turn Arlene’s kids. That would be too good if he had two demon spawns running around doing his bidding.
Tara is such a weakling, she fights and bickers to go back and save this fool only to get caught in this mess all over again and Vampires don’t even give a fuck bout marryanne
Eric is a jackass and Bill needs to beat the vampire monkey shit out of him. And a :wtf: moment was some of the queens “comments”.
“I haven’t been satisfied by men since the Eisenhower administration.”
And her also saying she gets off seeing two men. :wtf::lol:
So how come Eric can fly ? lol
Yeah, the queen is a freak…fo sho. Did anyone else get a laugh out of two vampires sunning in the day room? Vampires+beach=wtf
Bill only acts hard. He’s just as stupid as Sookah. Besides dude had to run to the queen. Eric flew business class in his pimp suit. -1 pt for him wearing a dress in Lafayette’s hallucination, though.
Queenie Jessica combo, please.
Yea the Queen had me LOLing hard.
“You two need to just fuck and get it over with. I can watch!”
Yeah, thats one thing I noticed, is how he has to wind up bowing down to Eric all the time. I was surprised he killed Sookie’s uncle but I see they gave him something like Angel’s origin…
this story progresses so slowly. i don’t really see why good old decapitation and such won’t work. i know godric is old news, but i think a 2000 year old vampire woulda smashed to bits this little pup of a maenad. also how old is this queen? cuz she can’t be that old, industrial era wasn’t that long ago relatively. seems like eric should be stronger than her.
Even if he is a jackass Bill would NEVER be able to beat the shit out of Eric. Eric is a viking vampire, straight up “respectable” thug and Bill is a Civil War douhgboy. Even though Eric is my favorite, I’m not playing favorites this is just being realistic. If Bill was the tougher vampire I’d say yea he’d beat Eric’s ass but that’s not so. There’s no rocket sciene there on who would thrash who. If someone lets you punch them and then tells you to basically gtfo of their sight right now just so they don’t viciously kill you dead and you practically trip over yourself to do as you’re told you suck. That’s Bill. It happened the episode before last. Eric has given him free shots from time to time so he can let him vent his anger. I’m wondering why Eric hasn’t killed Bill yet and I think the only reason why Bill is alive is to maintain the love triangle. Godric had to go just to allow the storyline to accomodate Eric into the love triangle. Lorraine restrained Bill and made him feel like a helpless kid. The only monkey shit beating Bill is capable of is Jessica and humans.
Eric would fuck Bill up, as I’ve said before. He’s a Viking. And a vampire. And he can fly. Fuck it, he’d just Superman Bill’s ass and that’s be the end of it.
lulz.
Eric would grab Bill by the throat, fly his ass somewhere in the world where it’s about to be sunrise, and drop him there. End of battle.
If she can supaman a bullet*, I’m pretty sure she would laugh at any sword/guillotine/final destination scenario decap. The queen alluded to the fact that she can be killed when she thinks “he” has come. I’m curious to see how that is pulled off. That’s a big if, though.
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Spoiler
I think I read that the queen is from medieval France, or sometime around there. Maybe a little later than that. I don’t think she’s older than a 1000.
*See Carl’s dome for Exhibit A