Man Bill, good job on using the worst strategy possible. That didn’t make any damn sense. Grab into bite is pretty dumb combo.
Sam going to the bar (and taking Andy) was pretty 
too. I get if you may not be the smartest dude, but there are so many better ways he could have handled that.
Queen isn’t older than Godric, Eric said he was the oldest vamp in NA. And she isnt’ dead, she is probably just taking a bath in some blood, or feeding or doing something else awkward.
god: I AM THE GOD THAT COMES
people: and why have you come?
god: no real reason i guess just to say wassup
people:
god: yeah ummmm… i was just in the neighborhood and decided to stop by and smite someone. I’m always coming somewhere, I mean sometime i don’t know if i’m that god thats coming or going, am i right people?
<crickets>
terry: are you supposed supposed to have horns
god: you mean these horns right HERE.
crowd: :wow:
god: alright peace out yall from the god whos going home
ME: 
Hoyt’s mom playing wii was hilarious, and then I remembered that its Bill’s wii. And that on random nights in that house a 200 year old vampire is sitting around playing Dead Space.
Also that last scene with Hoyt and Jessica caught me completely off guard, did not see that coming.
Oh and the vampire queen lives in the matrix, who knew?
Oh, and that game isn’t out until next month.
Lucky bastards.
Prediction: Yeah Sookie and that other psychic dude from Dallas are gonna team up to blow up Maryanne word! :looney:
I was rolling with how they convinced them that Jason was a demon. Branches for horns!
Did anyone see the writing on the wall next to a phone that said “OBOMA SUCKS.” Yeah, Oboma.
I thought this weeks episode was kinda bad compared to the greatness it usually is. Nothing that interesting really happened, and some dialouge (Sookie, Bill) felt kinda weak. And then how Bill just ran off, then a few scenes later it was like “hey Bill, welcome to the Queen”(?) and he just walks right in - that was a bit of an anti-climax.
But since the last few eps have been so great, I guess it is to be expected. Next one will probably be interesting, I wanna see this powerful vampire.
Oh god, poor Bill, learning the hard way about the grab and bite maneuver.
And Sam…LOL “SMITE ME MOTHERFUCKER!!”
More than likely being the queen, she probably has some “insight” on what’s going on with the vamps in the area. She probably knew Bill was going to seek her. I remember hearing something years ago about vampire being low-level demons. If Maryanne is a “full” demon then I can understand Bill being worried about beating her.
:lol: yeah the whole ‘Ash/evil dead’ scene in the bar and the ‘horned god’ jedi trick was priceless.
I think once Jess gets some of that mommas blood she will calm down. It would kinda suck if she accidentally killed Hoyt. Why didnt bill just beat the crap outta maryanne? info from relating to the names in the bill flashback @ 39.37:
http://www.knowledgerush.com/kr/encyclopedia/Bromios/
http://www.noteaccess.com/APPROACHES/AGW/Dionysos.htm
http://www.mythindex.com/greek-mythology/E/Enorches.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dionysus
I just find it hilarious that “vampire bill” has a wii.
The other LOL moment of this episode was Vampire Bill Compton’s excuse of "WTF those things actually exist"
you’re a freaking vampire, remember that time you had to leave and asked the shapeshifter to watch your girlfriend?
Yeah, I thought that was pretty
Andy isn’t affected because he’s never around when Maryann gets to the townspeople. He’s been basically ostracized as a crazy man. If he were around when shit went down he’d be affected too.
Sookie from the books
LOL, she used faerie hax on Maryanne.
Bill continues his idiot streak, first the bite instead of just kicking the shit out of her, then “rushing urgently” to see the Queen (which conveniently he had time to change into Badass Leather Jacket for) while his girlfriend is in a town with who knows what. See, Godric would have handled this shit already.
It would be delicious irony if Jessica went and made Hoyt’s mom into a vampire! Delicious!
Wouldn’t happen. If she doesn’t like her in human form she probably wouldn’t like her as a vampire. She wants to drain her to just slowly kill her. Turning her into a vampire would require Jessica to cut her own wrists and feed her her blood which she probably wouldn’t do. Then she’d have the added responsibility of being blood connected to that woman forever and being constantly disrespected. It definitely ain’t happening.
I thought so too but he was in the Bar the first time she came down and nothing happened to him.
Everyone else lucked out though as far a s i can tell, Jason, Lafayette and tara’s mom are all open game though. although lafayette might be at a level of homo thug that counts as supernatural, making him immune.
I don’t get why the Queen allows Maryanne to just roll up in her hood and just fuck up everyone’s shit. Does she not know of her presence or does she just not care?
Yea I had been thinking about that too.
Are you talking about the scene where he cusses Tara and everyone out the day after the orgy? I’m having the far fetched but not totally out there idea that Andy might be like Sam and we are being held out on. I also used to think that him being one drink from being fantastically drunk might have had something to do w/it.
The first time she come down to the bar when she turns sam into a dog and andy say something about and looking like an epileptic or something. He starts dancing because he was drunk and maryanne asked him.
I still think the dead person in his car either means maryanne is after him too or that that other lady had some type of power.
do you think they used rubbers? shit… now the whole towns got teh clap