Tokido's Girlfriend

Hello everyone. I found pictures of Tokido with his girlfriend.

Check it out:

Tokido’s girlfriend is the singer: Lorde

That ain’t no taquito. Thread is wack.

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That longback doe :sweat:

Need your input on this one @“Tekno Virus” :wow:

Lorde looks like she survived a stroke or two cuz her face is kinda skewed in some photos. Anyway, congrats to Tokido for finally getting laid lololol

Lorde orde order dode lorde

The white chick is some singer from the UK iirc. These pictures are old af and the news are old af.

I have more ass than that woman

Damn, Lorde is not hot at all. I’d probably still bang her…but just once.

That is not Tokido lol

Stupid ass waste of time thread is now about sausages around the world. First up is the funniest of all sausages, chorizo:


Wait, which one’s the girlfriend?


Edit: Talking about OP.

Which one is better, cased chorizo or loose?


Cased of course. You can shove it up your bum.
Although technically you COULD shove the loose ones up there too but that would take more work so… =)

The loose ones are better to rub across your body and asshole to use the grease as a lubricant. It can also attract animals and other small critters.

I’m surprised Zatalcon didn’t make this thread, considering his hate of Asians.

I’d like to offer both of them a warm serving of Johnny Cakes. screen windows xp

Yo boy Hatred says DENIED nigga.

Congratulations to Tokido. Get ya sausage wet

He’s right. Cased chorizo has a much better chance to ‘Rise Up’