To the denizens of SRK I pose

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When will Raymond Cruz ever portray a proper member of society in a movie?

To be honest, I was expecting a [media=youtube]0YXuq25BMVI[/media].

ALL DAY SON!!

Pushed in like whatever that thing is called that packs gunpowder into the rifle barrel. Turd bullets through your skull from a rooftop.

HEADSHIT!, the announcer says!

Nah son. PUSHED OUT. The beast simply can’t be contained.

I once had a military female doctor check myself for “anal bleeding” after she assumed I was joking about how I got food poisoning from the mess hall. After that traumatizing experience, I swore to myself that I’d rather die of colon cancer then to relive that horrible experience again. My question, is how can anyone enjoy taking anything in the wrong direction of the exit?

Why don’t you ask these guys HERE?

Contrary to popular belief, just because you like teh cock doesn’t mean you wanna get one jammed up the manhole. I am sure there are plenty of men(and women) that would rather be the ones doing the penetrating. :rofl:

Definitley a lot of insecure people on srk these days that aren’t willing to admit to the truth. Hows it feel to be a place filled with uptight prudes srk? You proud of your uptightness huh? Think it makes you speshul?

What It Feels Like To Get F*cked In The Ass ? Thought Catalog

YJDK

Why Jesus lol!

lol that’s a trick question. technically a yes…but technically I make sure nothing is really being pushed in. I’ll answer it as if it’s assumed nothing’s actually being pushed in.

and yeah, you straight guys gotta try it out sometime (I know of some straight guys that have). not necessarily a man’s penis but just something in there. regular stimulation is pretty godlike but then when you move on to backdoor stimulation…it’s like 100x greater :open_mouth:

then when you do it high on weed…well, it’s like 100x100x greater

also, you need to provide a pic so I can consider the last option.

To quote the biggest troll on SRK.

I am Lothar : I’m going to say this in the nicest way possible. Nigga you gay.

you don’t know what you’re missing out on.

maybe there should be a group of only straight men who know the pleasures of anal. to make you guys less uncomfortable. if you tried it, the right way, you’d be blown away.

though, you still wouldn’t get the full experience of gay sex. poor you. stay free, straight monsters.

Godlike? Yes.

Angry Liberal is straight and loved when his gf pounded him.
It really is for people that are really open and don’t give a shit. (lol pun?)

Poor guy can’t even drop the soap in his own home without his wife playing health inspector on that ass.

Dated a girl who was into this kinda thing (also happened to be into slash/yaoi what have you). Was really good with her fingers too, dat prostate rub!

Hell nawh.

My anus is an outie, not an innie.

As it is and always will be.

Lol, it seems like every girl that has ever been on srk(with few exceptions) has been into fondling her mans brown eye. They must be desperate if they are willing to shove a couple of x-pills up there just to get their man to watch Invader Zim/Twilight with them lol!!

On another note, why can’t we ever get one “regular” minority chick in here? I mean the racist in me already expects the white girls to be crazy but the ones that have posted in here are the most normal, meanwhile the black/asian/hispanic/other are all on that deep end of wtf is wrong witchubitch?