Oh god with the dems and shit.
I wish I wasn’t allergic to weed. I can’t even visit friends who smoke it without getting a horrific headache.
I know one thing I’m not allergic to, though… WHITE RUSSIANS! XD
Dax is THE definition of cool story, bro. Only because I can’t understand one fucking word the guy types.
Rats of to ya, buddy.
Hey he’s 20, give him some slack. ALLRIGHTDEN?
It’s ok, we all know you just had to quick edit the words “Youngster” “Profilactic” and “Back in my day” out of your post.
but hay, at 34, I guess you need some slack. If you don’t fall asleep while telling us about how you used to walk barefoot in the snow 15 miles back and forth to school every day first.
I’m 35. Yes, I am old, but that just makes it more embarrassing if anyone loses a match to me in any game. ; ) I have freaking arthritic fingers from MKII Jax, LOL
arthritic fingers lol, how hard is it to mash high kick ground pound. Q could do that on a Atari Jaguar controller.
You had to hold Low Kick for a few seconds to charge it, LOL SOMEONE NEVER PLAYED MK
derpa derpa charging buttons and shit WHY BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO HERPA DERP DERP you don’t know how good you youngsters have it. Whats that about the internet? Let me tell you how we used to do this. Picture this: The dulcet tones of a Nine Inch Nails song played in MIDI as I watched a picture of a naked lady slowly, slowly download from top to bottom of my screen. In the days of my youth I watched two women have sex at 56k a second.
Kids these days don’t know how good they’ve got it, man, they just don’t know.
-DreamTR, 2011
Yep.
Not to mention muffling the sound of a dial-up modem with a towel at 2AM so you wouldn’t wake anyone up while you were trying to spend the five minutes it took to download the one picture you were going to fap to while praying you wouldn’t get caught.
I remember downloading the Duke Nukem 3d Demo in FIVE PARTS.
It still took 3 days to download it all
Im a few pages late but uhh…
Vida Guerra. That’s all Im sayin boiz
Wait. We are still talking about asses?
Esther Baxter and Buffie the Body. Not even gonna link. Just google that shit and call me in the morning.
You’re fucking welcome.
jason and richard: get a room fagets
i walked into my apartment and all of my furniture has been stacked on top of itself and turned upside down and there is a beer pong table (like a shiny fold-out official beer pong table sanctioned by the World League Of Bro Games or something) and some guy named Mikey so stoned out of his mind he introduced himself five times and looked at me like he could see through walls or something. apartment has a fine low-hanging mist of weed smoke and natty foam.
thank you new roommate that has lived here since maybe February
Sounds like you got a winner, champ
That is some gaysex.
to his credit, he hung up a blacklight. it’s one thing to thrash an entire apartment but to redecorate afterwards…if nothing else, he has an eye for decor
lol does he have an eye for your fist?
he apparently has an eye for men, there are no women at his hostile takeover megabro party