No ARK for me next weekend fellas,sorry :annoy:
So your local hyped spokesman wont be there to make your opponents salty for you :lol: El dinero me dice que no puedo so i’m shit out of luck :lame: Oh and no wrestlemania for me either. Holy damn next weekend is gonna suck balls for me :lol:
Uh… what?
And no Wrestlemania either? After you already hyped up most of us for it? Seriously, what happened?
the money told him that he can’t. brush up on your spanish!
Tennessee Thread - We Argue Over People That are Arguing Over Why People Don’t Want to Play Marvel.
I like This in the next thread…
This is where Duckie is supposed to reply with, “You gay!”
THIS IS AMERICA, SON! WE DON’T SPEAK THAT SHIT HERE! :bgrin:
Oh, and why aren’t you going to ARKIII, again? whistles innocently
*really hopes he comes back and retorts with “I am… so what… WHAT?”
strip clubs instead of games…i like where this thread is going…
You may talk about butts, but at least you aren’t talking about Goatse pies like Bama
Just got finished with a Marvel session with some guy that I know, who generally isn’t really that great. Having been scrubbed out by random full screen beams, and “My first zoning- by Fischer Price” I’ve got to ask myself “Why the fuck do I keep trying to play this shitfest online?” Shit I’ve blocked, and I know I’ve blocked, doesn’t matter because you’re dealing with 15-20 frames of lag because a guy lives 400 miles away from you.
Meanwhile, guys that are content to just mash out their combos/blockstrings regardless of whether they are safe or not get away with murder while the composed players like myself are sitting here becoming increasingly frustrated at the amount of crap that people can do only because you can’t react to their attacks with a simple backwards motion on your stick to block it.
Example: Wolverine instant divekick. Yes, I can see you doing it. Yes, I even held back on my controller. It doesn’t matter, because wolvy is only three feet off the ground and I’m going to eat this low altitude dive kick with massive hitstun - enjoy closing your eyes and mashing your free B.n.B. to hyper.
Add the fact that the only time I was actually beating the guy is when he had 40% health on wolverine and I was sitting on 80% of my team’s hp. X-FACTOR BUB! I from full screen I pull out sentinel assist - Logan proceeds to run full screen to me, which I can only assume to be coincidence, due to the person’s inability to land a combo longer than 7 hits --> Hyper… Anyway, so he then does whatever random combo to berserker barrage x completely taking sentinel from 100% to 0 and chipping out half of dormamu’s hp. So I figure on block I can start a jab combo with Dormamu… Sure can’t… Not only has our Bub Logan recovered from his Hyper, but he’s already mashing a combo of his own. LOLOLLOL CR A - CR A - CR A - CR A - CR A - St C - DRILL CLAW… oh wait, Dormamu… you’re already dead. Poor Zero doesn’t even know what’s happening. As he proceeds to be chipped to death by a berserker barrage X while he’s still in the air.
So I sit here, scratching my head. Wondering, “seriously?” I don’t mind that I lost, but honestly, I destroyed your entire team with Zero and Sentinel assist and you pull out this Bub ass Wolverine and molly whop my whole squad in 7 seconds?
Bear in mind, I have no problem with Marvel, and I understand it to be taken lightly. I really enjoy playing the game in person with my friends and at my fight nights. My issue is playing the game online in general. Every time I get an invite from somebody on my friend list who doesn’t live in Tennessee I often question whether or not I should take it, always regretting my decision to do so a few matches into the set.
Call this whining if you will. Playing this game online is not effective practice. You can’t even get the match up experience you can like playing SSFIV online, as most players will just do random special attacks that might or might not hit you (See Akuma Tatsu).
I have more to say, but this is already a wall of text.
TL;DR Version: Xfactor and why does this game have so much lag when you play online?
The most attractive race, with best ass, is probably the chicks in the photos you beat off to the most, and have conveniently saved in that special folder under My Documents inconspicuously renamed “Game Boy Advance Roms”.
Goddamn son. And here I was thinking the weapons were randomly generated. You need to write a faq. I’m saving this post to notepad lol. Appreciate it. :tup:
I should’ve never gave you niggas Guilty Gear Contra! It’s not going to be enough for you to use Sayuri in all of her Strider-esque glory. No, you’re going to want more. You’re going to level her up until you wreck so much shit that your 360 is going to RRoD right after that last slice that kills boss.
Truth be told, if I keep getting my ass kicked I’m gonna prob upgrade that Ninja Scroll slut too.
Yo no lies if that old ass man with the pompadour is playable in Hard Corps I will buy that shit to-fucking-night.
I know where almost all of the weapons are. It’s borderline dumb. I got 16 hours played in the game so far. There are simply ways to kill bosses (for example, there’s a sweet spot for first boss on stage 3 fuck yeah face ) that really really help on arcade mode. Stage 4 boss is by far the most annoying (not hardest but it takes a long time to beat).
Also, Sayuri is best character and there’s no argument. She pwns every boss except the last boss of stage 6.
Harley Daniels? aka Johnny with a pompadour? Yea, he’s who I use, but you have to buy him via DLC. He’s the slowest character before upgrades but he starts with 4 lifestocks( can eventually get up to 8)and his “Badass” stat is maxed out.
I’m playing with a really nice Contra vet online who doesn’t abuse upgrades and even uses base stat Leviathan. I’m snatching his style and shenanigans and gonna take it to my single run in Arcade mode.
Sayuri is Dark Phoenix.
Yea man I AM fucking gay ass homo for doing this but unfortunately the job we were supposed to do that was gonna net me some nice cash fell tru and now it’s like whatever so no dinero for me therefore no ark or mania for me. Life’s a bitch,then you die! That’s the way it is,so unless anyone has some crack i can sell it’s a no no for me lol
Someone leaked the Human Smoke character select portraits today
Human Smoke select screen leak?
It’s pretty much Christopher Walken. Walken Smoke. I wonder if his Fatality has him stabbing the other person in the face with a soldering iron.
THIS GAME NEEDS TO RELEASE RIGHT NOW.
A single run is possible but incredibly hard to pull off. I can’t do it yet, but I’ve been playing too much other stuff to bother. I have barely touched a fighter in the past two weeks, I started Darksiders (PC version, which I’m about to cut back on now), teaching my fiancee to play Mass Effect (HELLACIOUS!), You Don’t Know Jack, the new Pac Man, finished Alan Wake, and Steam put a full game you can play for free until Sunday called Lead and Gold ($2.50 for full game before Monday). Somehow I’m still getting As in everything and eating steaks.
I love life right now
Headed to gg now
you son of a bitch get off my last laptop!!!