TN THREAD - Dateline: How to catch a Oni

lol vido gaems.

Can’t wait for some fucking Mortal Kombat. Got my game preorder, strategy guide preorder, got my pad ready, and am about halfway saved up for the Vegas tournament.

FUCKING MORTAL KOMBAT.

oh, and fuck the haters, game is going to own.

Bishop, and amazingly well.

Want to know how to beat Zero? If you can’t keep him out (and you won’t be able to), jump and pushblock. Tron, Haggar, and Jill’s assists help really well.

I plan on going to ARK aswell.

And I can’t fucking wait for Mortal Kombat! Fucking Kabal SON… I dont care if he is garbage. The fucking character is just awesome!

I am pretty certain Kabal is not garbage. I can’t think of any MK game where he was garbage.

Another MODOK player? I gotta see this…

I know. I just wouldn’t care if he is. That character, to me, is awesome!

Kabal is always going to be dirty to me…

Tron assist ruins Zero’s liefs.

Zoning ruins Zero’s liefs.

Flying characters ruin Zero’s liefs.

So MODOK with Tron assist just makes you slit your wrist…

You mean 30 minutes right? And then when he finally came to the door he just stood there looking for a while and then said, “Oh yea.” And went and got his stuff.

Cyber Chuck Norris.

The garbage:

[media=youtube]mkZSX0bOGwk]YouTube - UMK Kabal 100% Combo (Noob Glitch Combo Cancel) [SMD[/media]

And the laughable:

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But yea. I’m waiting to see what Sheeva is looking like in this. Kang/Sheeva/Ermac for me. Sonya lost bike kick. Fuck her.

Ermac UMK3 dirty? =)

I didn’t like Ermac in UMK3. I didn’t like any of the ninja in that game. Too overpowered. I loved MKD Ermac. I had a friend who played Kenshi. Those were some fun glitched times.

Everybody looks dirty in MK9. It’s prob gonna have the MvC3 “balance” where every chara has stupidity and it’s about who gets stupid first. I’m looking forward to that.

Btw, Chris just told me to look at J-Willy’s sig. Too boss, although you should get random sponsor anyway and be ABC DreamTR.

I dont even want to think of that, actually I dont want YOU to think of that either.

Tron isn’t in this game, lee

FlyMike: LOL, ZZYCWUWU DreamTR people would be like wtf? or like yo usaid ABCDREAMTRSTUVWXYZ AND…A… B…Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mk vs DC had some stuff like that but I think this takes away from most of that, it’s really like you said, who can get silly stuff first…projectile wars from far and madness up close though…it’s going to be a fun fun game, I think people will like it…I just wish there was something other than that demo out there right now…

YouTube - Morrigan Sexy Secret Move (Eternal Slumber)
Gee I wonder what ever happened to this. …morrigan

Just stoppin by to show my hometown some love. How are all my TN BEASTS doin?

SF withdrawal…

Fuck that, in this game it’d prob do shit damage. I need Soul Eraser back.

Oh shit, Cyber Sub-Zero [media=youtube]MOogQxRcM3g[/media]

Make Zero have 1.6 million health and only give me Sentinel’s assist.

MVC pro tactic:

Spam jab online while ur in a combo and maybe they’ll drop it, once you see two jabs hit, immediately super.

I play zero and dormamu though, I can’t spam jab!!! :cry: