Time to spruce it up for the holidays
Dont give up your day job.
Lol that Cuckalan avi.
Is that loser still banned for getting sand in his vagina over losing an argument.
If that isnt safe for work then nothing is.
At least it isn’t a Furry Hohoho.
He’s made demonstrable progress.
Who?
He’s a cuck?
Put a comb, beak and a waddle on him, call him a “cluck”, and AP would fap.
My new rig is Godlike. ™
I am guess it is to attract your attention.
Still better than your Furry Phase.
White Chicks have daddy issues.
You have… Grandaddy issues?
Just sayin’ - this fixation IS an issue.
I say this as a friend.
Get hooked on calves or guns or Republican rhetoric.
Or all three.
It’s a healthier way to Shaft yourself.
Yeah that’s cool and all that but riddle me this batman, if you got a problem with all this supposed crap you typing out badly, what the fuck you gonna do about it fuckboi?
You over here trying to analyze me like a bitch in heat, looking for a way to ride this meat.
There you go again, trying to act all gangsta.
Bitches, you say.
Except you mean it literally.
Billy Crystal Meth wouldn’t even try to analyze you.
Though SonicFox might try to analize you.
I mean you need to literally get off my dick. Stop trying to show us how swole your anus is bro, no one cares.
Coming in here thinking it was gonna be some kind of circle jerk so you could get in the middle and save money on protein shakes
Why would I want to get your dick off?
I don’t do Furplay.
And Uranus ain’t got shit on… well, that’s probably not true, is it?
Your homophone is probably tied.
In all ways.
Your fetish is why ThePurpleBunny quit posting.
You ruined his once good name.
Because you’re good at it. XD
Well then stop Photoshopping animal heads onto my selfies, and then fapping to them.
It is a very simple fix.
Why this dude so extra all the time?
Almost as bad as that time he showed us his new work out routine…
I did not know you were Asian.
It explains, well, nothing, really.
Maybe it explains why your “girl” was always so willing to take it in her ass in all your stories, though.