This is why guys don't eat yogurt! EWWW!

Yet she gets messages daily asking us to upload more of our personal pron to the internetz, gets 100+ messages a day through her online dating profile and ALL that do get an invite always say they had the best sex ever and would be back in a second should they be invited back and do come back should they get invited.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/haters-gonna-hate-12.jpg?w=500&h=485

Ok I get why shes hates black ppl but nothing worse then a fat chick errrr um thick chick who only hates on bigger dudes too… >>’’

Im officially calling bullshit on Dark Samus

Call bullshit all you like, don’t change the fact its true.
Does this, this or even this help to prove it as fact for your weak little mind that thinks no-one on the internetz are swingers?
Also take note of the join date on the last one if you are thinking “He probably created those profiles just now”

She isn’t allowed to be fussy? But are all to be?
That’s rather hypocritical don’t you think?

Give it 6 months after Leon is born and I am sure she will be far lower in weight. Its not like she hasn’t been making an effort to lose the kilos.

Damn, just noticed the second site doesn’t let you view the profile properly if your not a member, so here is a image of our profile whilst I am logged in.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/4986/ourammprofile.png

Again, take note of the join date if you are thinking “He prob created the profile just now”

Ahhhhhh hahahahaha.

Is that a man or a woman?

S/he is all yours, Duckie

:rofl:
Someone is looking butt-hurt over the fact I proved his “bullshit” claim wrong8-)

Oh no, I couldn’t do that. What they have together is a beautiful thing, and I couldn’t ruin that… RUNSLIKEHELL

(on a side note: this is an epic thread derailing)

Yet she probably gets more pussy then all of you combined :rofl:

and ass(most likely yours…) :o

Interesting that you read only what you want to. She is the only one that has ever received anal.
Look at the profile again. It clearly says "I am straight (The male)"
The only person in this relationship that gives anal is me and the only anal receiver is her. Although you just reminded me that we need to change that as the only person she likes anal from these days is me.

Profile updated and picture updated as well.

mabye it was just nut-flavored yougurt.

The only butthurt person would be you when she pegs you.

And yes Duckie, this did turn epic

What are you talking about?

Spoiler

Oh yeah, the original thread topic :rofl:

Doubt it. I can remember you coming on the board at least 3 times asking for help.

DarkSamus for Internet Hero of the year…You prove yourself to those damn internets…You prove yourself, friend!

hahaha
Also the above posts questioning my sexuality reminded me of this…

the woman went beyond the level of being familiar with semen taste, how could she recognize so quickly?

I like how the first profile has some shit about discretion being a must and you’re posting this shit all over srk.

Nicely spotted :wink:

The reason we put that there was because we have kids and we don’t want them exposed to our “activities”. (They are still to young to give them free reign over the internet)

Also after inviting a guy over to have sex with my partner (Actually, we (5 guys) took turns giving her her first bukake) we discovered him in my mothers Facebook friends list.
As you can prob imagine he has never been invited to return.

None of our family come anywhere near SRK so I have no fear posting about it here.
In fact they all see Street Fighter as a kids game and wonder why I am so obsessed with the game when I am 36 years old.:rolleyes:

You make it sound like that’s a bad thing.
And let’s be real, if they’re working min wage, no way can they afford it.