This is why guys don't eat yogurt! EWWW!

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44806198/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.To8ihP6Bo8l

So, who wants some yogurt. . . . . WITH JIZZ!!!

Wow she is a whore.

Why…in the fuck…

If you’ve been to any place where people prepare food for you, then I feel sorry for you…

“Wait till you try it” indeed.

We all eat out.

this is why you dont be a jerk to people working in food service

Dirty prick.
My fiance sucks/drinks a lot of cock/semen (We have an open relationship where we permit each other to have multiple sexual partners) but at least its her choice.

Okay…but how does that apply to the woman who ate sample yogurt with human protein sprinkles at a market?

i hate to tell you, but sometimes it just doesn’t matter. 99% of the people who cook your budget meals are high, were high, or just wanna get high. Oh, and they work in probably one of the lowest tiers of job in North America.

Hell I’ve jizzed on a cigarette and watched this bitch smoke it (it dried by then, but still)

Soviet needs to stay un-employed forever. Also frozen yogurt is fucking good as hell, almost good enough to eat with the jizz.

lol

i dont even have words for this.

idk, i just wanted an excuse to say it XD

im really wondering how he was able to taint the yogurt. did he do it in the back of the store? if so, were there cameras? or did he have some cum in his pocket or something? he said he put some on a spoon…so was he edging and just waiting for the right time?

i need to know the answers to these questions

Maybe he blew in a jar at home and took it to work?

I hope I never run into any of you in food services. If I’m only slightly disgruntled that’s justification to jizz in my food?

the McDonald’s I work at… the worst we do is forget a condiment every now and then… Shit.

‘The Shield’ style, yeah?

WAAAAY back in the day when me and my primo worked at Burger King, we used to dip everything in the jalapeno juice. Niggas got the hint and started ordering all their burgers plain.

Bitch I probably have to fix your interwebs for you at my work. Although I did give the nut smoke to a chick at work (this was waaaay back when though)

something tells me you had to edit the word almost in there

McDonalds near where I grew up, some manager bet a kid $50 to eat them oldschool pizzas that he (the manager) jizzed on. Little did he know the whole crew of dudes busted on that thing. He still walked away with $50 but he pretty much had to quit then and there.

Then change high schools.

Then move.

Man I wish the internet was around back then :frowning:

Bitch please, like I need your dickbeaters to fix my fucking internet. I get quality tech support from a real place like INDIA. Not some fake country full of a bunch of caribou fuckers and rivers that run thick with maple syrup.

Soviet…Half the problems you have to “Fix” you come asking people on SRK to help you with…We sure as shit don’t need you’re help, you’re barely qualified for the position as is.