The Wrestling Thread v. TLC delivers

That’s not Jason, that was Roy Burns who’s fatass kid was chopped to pieces at the beginning of the film…this somehow set him off the deep end despite never knowing the child, and had him get the highest kill count in a single F13th film.

Despite the two annoying ass people who live (Little black boy and his accompanying white woman) I did enjoy that film.

I still don’t see how Roy had such superhuman strength to crush a man’s skull with nothing but a belt and a stick, he is a man’s man.

I have no idea who that is, but it looks like William Regal in the worst gimmick ever for him.

Yes, but he had the manliest entrance theme ever.

Maybe the best theme of all time.
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Speaking of real man’s man
DDP’s yoga is kicking my ass.
I’m used to weight’s and cardio but this is some new beast entirely.

That’s so manly and horrible at the same time it’s defying what I perceive to be the real world and taking me into the metaphysical planes of existence, a chess game with Cthulhu is imminent.

Equivalent to a JR vs. Bryan Danielson Dance Off at Wrestlemania?

yoko in the hof would be cool with me. As a fat kid, I liked seeing a fat guy dominating WWE.

Plus he threw out rock bottoms and super kicks. That leg drop was also awesome.

Brodus will get over like rover. It worked for rikishi and for Dusty Rhodes. Not so well for Flash funk though.

I mean Ryder and Santino are both comedy gimmicks. Why Can’t Brodus be funny too? SOMEBODY CALL HIS MOMMA!

he needs to juke and jive in the royal rumble like Rikishi. I demand Brodus and Rikishi’s sons team up.

The Black-Eyed Teest. :lol: :lol:

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that top picture is one sad attempt at photoshop. did a highschooler do it?

and wtf is that second pic?!!

Some Playboy mansion visit or something. The deflation is hilarious.

its the bitch in the hat that throws me off…she looks like 60.

Batista looks like a midget in the first pic and awkwardly uncomfortable in the second.

The second pic screams get this old bitch outta here, i got to spinebust a nut in these young bitches

SD!

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Daniel Bryan came out talking about his title defense against Big Show. Mark Henry came out. He noted that he was banned from ringside, but he told Bryan that he wanted a shot at whoever wins.

Justin Gabriel b Heath Slater

Cody Rhodes b Ezekiel Jackson (Why is this dude jobbing…)

Ted DiBiase b Drew McIntyre - Hunico was out during this match so Hunico vs. DiBiase looks to be a program going forward. This was McIntyre’s third strike, which doesn’t mean he’s fired, but it means they wanted you to think he’s fired.(I liked Mahal vs. Dibiase more…but Hunico needs a push)

Sheamus b Jinder Mahal

David Otunga b Santino Marella (Lame…)

Brodus Clay b Tyson Kidd

Tamina b Natalya - Didn’t they just do that match

They announced Sheamus vs. Wade Barrett for next week’s TV show

Daniel Bryan vs. Big Show had no finish. Big Show ended up accidentally running over A.J., who went out on a stretcher and they just ended the match like that.[/details]

nooooooooooooo

edit

[details=Spoiler]she’s still cute to me dammit.

Wait a minute, maybe the trauma will cause dark phoenix psycho lesbian AJ mode to activate.

yeaaaaaahhh[/details]

Wait, what? What kind of dumb ending is that? WCW up in here?

its cause the first pic he was photoshopped into the picture. you can tell those are 2 seperate pics made into one. someone did some shitty cutting on it, ive seen kids on wrestling forums with better skills.

the 2nd one looks more photoshopped than anything

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4neqs: This would be interesting to bring to tournaments
neochaos: LOL
4neqs: "Your winner, and SF4 v2012 champion…"
4neqs: “No wait, there’s still another challenger, BAH GAWD!”