The Wrestling Thread v. TLC delivers

Fuck that, SHEWAH crossbody is great.

I love Brodus Clay. I said “I hope he dances” and then he danced AND more. I LOVE YOU BRODUS.

Incoming King Hippo photoshops…

Pretty awesome fanmade promo for jericho and punk.

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Lord Funk made me go all:

I know some people hated it, but the Funkasaurus had me rolling and Brodus REALLY got into his role, he’s very good at being in character and remaining strong looking. He’s incredibly fun to watch, his potential is high.

I don’t get why people are mad at randy savage not YET being announced for the hof

If he does get announced next week, all a sudden “thank you wwe!”

They usually save the BIG induction for week 3

The Brodus Clay is going to turn up him being face. It’ll be some angle about Johnny Ace making it the only way he could get on TV is if he did this shitty gimmick. He’ll end up Shewawa’ing ace after a few months.

They put him in two video games. TWO!!
I’m pretty sure he is getting inducted this year.

2012 is WWE’s Troll Era.

Dead people. That’s who. If you’re gonna change your tire, you HAVE to have the virgin chick, or nobody gets out of it alive. Ryder and Eve are LUCKY. Woo, woo, woo, I know it.

-Starhammer-

Never hang out with the virgin, or you WILL die.

This is why Ryder and Eve are safe and sound.

Next WWE HoF Inductee: [details=Spoiler]Yokozuna[/details]

For real? Pretty sweet I guess.

Had one of the shortest title reigns ever, no?

If you’re not down with the Funkasaurus, then you have no soul.

The only thing I don’t like is him copping Earnest Miller’s music.

I can fix that though. If the car battery dies, we get a flat, we break down in front of that abandoned house/factory/pet cemetary, she’s gonna get it. Right then, right there. Mountain Goat to the cooch! I’m not dying because some chick’s too-tight va-jay-jay is a homing signal to the hounds of Hell!!

-Starhammer-

Then Jason will kill you, he is attracted to Sex, Drugs, etc. (Thanks to momma’s values) to kill teens/adults. KNOW YOUR HORROR SON!

Basically for any reason ever, you can be killed by Kane. Ryder was doomed the second he bromanced with Cena.

After watching Brodus’s debut for the 17th time today I think they should have given him Monty Brown’s theme. It’s Funky and doesn’t sound ridiculous

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At least it’s dipped for a last time before someone
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Ha! That is the best one! Black ooze came out of his eyes and before that (or after?) Jason picked up the naked girl in the sleeping bag and slammed her against a tree.