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The last few pages have been…interesting. L-O-fucking L at Styles being a “flippity flipper” or whatever the fuck he was called. So he uses a high-risk move or two during a match (if that). Oh noez, gawd forbid he actually show off his athletic ability! Someone nail his feet to the mat! Now as far as him being “overrated” yep, he is overrated. So is Daniel Bryan, HBK, Desmond Wolfe/Nigel M., Evan Bourne, Alberto Del Rio, The Rock, Bret Hart, Ric Flair, The Brooklyn Brawler, Coco B. Ware, J.R., the ring announcer, cameraman #2, fat security guard #227, the guy who bags your groceries…everyone is overrated to somebody.

So Snooki is going to be on Raw at…some point. I really wasn’t paying attention. The chances of TNA mentioning this and thus giving W.W.E. even more publicity is extremely high. Much, much higher than the chances of one of their episodes not devoting more time to The Jarretts than actually wrestling.

I forgot Ziggs & Vicki were “fired” from Smackdown. Nothing more to say about that.

This episode of Raw has been much better than last’s week. Is the G.M. supposed to be a heel or face? I’m confuzzled.

Trish Stratus on next week’s Raw? In a wrestling match? Yes please. Oh wait, it’s against Vickie. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

Yea, Ziggler got kayfabe fired from Smackdown. Raw was the only place to go

What?!?!?! OH FML! That’s one of my favorite things about WM the past few years.

Fuck you Cena. IDCWYHTS.

A raw boycott? I’m down.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Especially if there’s no Brahma Bull.

Uh, don’t blame Cena for that…they did it because they wanted MitB to have its own PPV (and I guess its own hype).

You can’t se-

You are right Cena, because I changed the channel. I don’t care if you rap, you lost Dino.

no reason db is trending? i didnt get to watch raw tonight

I’m not blaming Cena. That was just a random observation.

Fuck you Cena. You’re not allowed to talk shit about The Great One.

YES!! BOO HIM FANS!!! BOO HIM!!! Fuck you Cena. You can’t make fun of The Great One. You can’t talk down to him either bitch. Turn heel and STFU.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Please save us, Rock. Please. I need the crowd to chant “Rocky!” in the middle of his promo.

Fuck you Cena.

The Miz ftmfw!

The Miz is so great now. He is must-see-tv. His timing has been really great for quite some time.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Awesome. Thank you Miz. Fuck you Cena. Turn heel or get the fuck off my television.

Miz

Turns

Oh shit Miz talking crap and bodying Cena. Hell Cena can’t even sell an injury to someone, the Hogan 2.0 thing is most likely right.

Booooooo, that rap was weak. Oh my god, The Miz trying to build some hype for the upcoming title match at 'Mania. What the hell is going on? Now that’s how you cut a promo. Too bad he’s booked as a lame-duck champion.

Miz actually delivering a good promo? I’m so confused.

Also…still confused as to how exactly to run SFPWXP on ZSNES…

EDIT: Take that back, got it. Need to map buttons first. Do sticks work on ZSNES?

The Miz is the only thing worth watching on Raw. He better go over Cena at WM, or I quit watching wrestling again for a few years.

Iceman Stands in applause

Great work Miz, great work indeed

Good Lord, Miz doing People’s Elbow on Cena. AWEEEEEESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!

The Miz has risen like 2097286 levels.

Hits Cena twice.

talks shit to The Rock.

“I’m the Miz and I’m…”

Sees Cena getting, puts HIS finisher on him.

Then puts The Rocks finisher on him.

“AWESOME.”

He well overshadowed Cena’s weak ass baby rap.

Post-Mania, Raw will stop sucking. Pre-Mania, it’s always bad.

But there’s no way in HELL Miz is going over Cena. Like, literally, the Rock will have to hit Cena with his whole repertoire AND fast count him.

Seven years later, and The Rock is still the best on the mic.

Cena’s had his chance and failed, so they should give The Miz a chance.

are we talking career wise cena failed or just tonight?

End of RAW was great. Sheamus saying he’ll win the title or quit pretty much means Sheamus is going to get the title next week which might mean a main event push for Danielson. Or it just might mean Sheamus will go to Smackdown so he can get away the Kevin Dunn burial.