There was actually a 3-5 minute tag-team titles defense with Beer Money vs. Gunner & Murphy. One hour of show, less than ten minutes of wrestling. This is like a post P.P.V. raw, only TNA does this EVERY FUCKING WEEK.
B. Pumper kid doin’ my thing
D.P. Karen with my boy Sting (it’s showtime)
Scott Steiner… All is forgiven.
Freak vs. Genetic Freak, the most scripted looking fight OF ALL TIME.
One suplex…two suplex. It’s been like a minute and Steiner has gone through all his moves already.
…Just when I thought someone digging the ring out of their dirty ass shoe was bad enough… :wasted:
What? 
There was another match? Must have been when I went to the restroom. Gunner, Murphy…
Sorry, about yo’ DAMN luck!! 
I’m a little upset at kurt though. Messing up that cake with Karen’s face like that wasn’t cool. I wanted a piece of it too…
-Starhammer-
I just remembered something: didn’t they advertise Flair vs. Styles for this week after after not having the match last week? Speaking of Flair, that backstage segment he had with Jarrett showed he apparently lost 15% of his hair with each divorce.
…and The Jarretts are on my T.V. screen yet again. Why devote more time to matches when I can see such gripping drama like this? Why is Orlando Jordan in a dre…never mind. Ha ha ha, this means that the title match is going to be less than 10-minutes. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I hope this show does a 0.6
What’s with all the shitty Celebs? I bet they charge a shit ton of $ for this to, money not going into the company really.
Oh TNA, you slayeth me.
Oh SHIET!!! Kurt got the AXE out!! I would say that’s the icing on the cake, but it appears that Karen is still wearing it.
Double OH SHIET!!! @ Teney. “The jets have been tapping out since 1969!” Damn.
-Starhammer-
Sting rocking the old school jacket.
I think he had a clause in his contract that no one else could wear make-up to the ring, Jeff’s face is rather bare tonight…
Sting fucking up Jeff is fun though, I like to see him get owned.
EDIT: I wonder if Sting will change that fucking belt now that he has it, oh my god is it ugly. How long will his reign be as well? I think he can hold it for a few months at least, I hope he remains independent and doesn’t join the many factions that seem to make up the majority of TNA.
Eh, the main event was decent (and Spike even let them go a few minutes past their scheduled airtime) but it wasn’t enough to save the fail that was this week’s episode of Total Nonstop Angles.
I liked Hardys entrance and the match (except Stings scorpion deathlock lay that shit down man)
I didn’t see the whole show except the wedding and the main but it was good. Don’t know why Angle had an axe but whatever.
Shark Boy got his release from TNA…I had no idea he was still with them.
I would have The Miz vs John Morrison, and Kingston vs Bryan instead. Other than that, I agree with your list.
Well I considered that too. But since Miz and Bryan can’t seem to stay out of a feud with each other, I figured putting Bryan in the ME wouldn’t hurt. It would make that run in assault on Monday seem less random and more purposeful.
They’ve been involved for awhile now, but the thing is nobody gives a damn about Bryan. He needs a better look but even then I don’t think he will ever get above the midcard. Hell, he might get cut after WM actually, he seriously doesn’t do much of anything.
What he needs to do is wear tights instead of those crappy looking trunks, get a better entrance theme, grow his hair long, and get on some roids or otherwise seriously hit the gym. After that, he needs to learn how to talk. He may also need to grow about 5 inches. Considering that he can’t grow any, he needs to at least do everything else before that on the list.
He could also put on better matches. His claim to fame is supposed to be his ring work, but it has not translated to the WWE style at all. Syndal/Evan Bourne and Mysterio are better workers than him especially in the WWE style. Once Mystico gets in here after WM, I seriously think Danielson drops even further on the list. He couldn’t even get heat with Cole, and people hate Cole and even Thwagger can get heat being associated with him.
I counter yours!
My WM Card
Battle of the Era’s
John Cena vs. The Rock w/ Vince McMahon as special guest referee.
WWE Title
The Miz © vs. Daniel Bryan vs. John Morrison
Streak vs. Career
Undertaker vs. HHH w/ HBK as special enforcer
WHC Title
Edge © vs. Alberto Del Rio
Special Attraction Match
Michael Cole (w/ Jack Swagger) vs. Jerry Lawler w/ “Stone Cold” Steve Austin as special guest referee
Hell in the Cell
Randy Orton vs. CM Punk
4 Way Tag Team Diva Match
Kong/Beth vs. LayCool vs. Natalia/Trish vs. Gail/Melina
Blood vs. Mask
Cody Rhodes vs. Rey Mysterio
(If Cody gets busted open he loses. If Rey gets unmasked he loses)
4-Way Elimination IC Title Match
Kofi Kingston © vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Christian
US Title Match
Sheamus © vs. R-Truth
Dark Match
International Showcase
Yoshi Tatsu vs. Sin Cara
blood vs mask?! i like it!
Thanks. Out of all the matches, I think I’m proudest of coming up with that one. It seems like the perfect match for that feud.
…Damn it Stu…I concede defeat.
They’re almost identical aside from the diva’s matches and a few stipulations.
The only thing I’d change to my current card is change Cm Punk vs. Orton to Hell in the Cell
I forgot about Nexus being banned. Last Man Standing would pretty much get rid of that stipulation. But with hell in the cell even if they did try to interfere they couldn’t.