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Kane is on that TNA shit with the face/heel changes.

Then again…Kane is the type of guy that is loved regardless of his character.

Well that’s probably because he tombstoned Pete Rose…multiple times…hard to be hated after that.

But I mean, it’s not that fans just make him a face…he just randomly turns…TNA style I guess. I remember the time he was talking to someone backstage or something, and I think he was heel, but he just randomly said “I love these fans” or something like that, and there it was, instant face turn.

I like to think of Kane as being a Face or a Face-Heel. Never really a tweener since he isn’t hated, at least in my book

I wish nexus was relevant and that wade was still leader

I figured Corre vs. Nexus Decatur Street Fight would be the obvious move there.

Unless of course, all the Nexus stooges are getting future endeavored. Even then, at least give them a proper burial match.

Also, so many special guest referees…

Yeah, I would assume Nexus is doomed since the entire group minus Punk don’t have a match at Mania, and the fact that McGuillicutty and Harris are pretty much gone. No reason to keep the rest of the group if you took out the two guys who could actually wrestle.

Seriously ball dropped when wade and the ginger and gay dude went to the blue show.

Fuck it have wade recruit cronies like otunga only to beat him down galvatron style

then have skip in the corre to wreck everybody’s day with spears and lariats

“Bullet” Bob Armstrong, Road Dogg’s dad, is the next person revealed for the HOF. Rumors were also going round that Abdulla “Dude With Those Freaky Ass Cuts in His Head” the Butcher would be inducted as well.

By the way Luc, awesome comic as always.

Bret and Hogan having some words on twitter…
source: Bret Hart & Hulk Hogan Have A Heated Exchange On Twitter

Bret Hart to a fan: Hogan’s nothing but a two-faced, backstabbing, steroid freak who deserved everything he got.

Hulk Hogan: Listen to where Bretts speaking from,it’s funny he’s done everything he’s saying I did. HH

Bret Hart: @HulkHogan4Real That’s not what John Graziano thinks, dickhead.

Hulk Hogan: Last and only comment for Brett,I hope he finds happiness in life,I feel bad for him and I have totally forgiven him much respect HH

lol forgiven him? Forgiven him for what exactly? Hogan is the one that dicks people over, not the other way around.

Hogan just jobbed to the Hitman on Twitter lol!

And how sad is it that 3 of the 4 people involved in the most compelling wrestling related wars right now are retired and can’t wrestle? And the fact that the only other one just absolutely sucks?

LOL @ “Dixie Dust” :rofl: Keep Trollin Immortal. They don’t Fuckin’ know how you do it!

-Starhammer-

Man, I love video packages.

I see they’re using the set from the last “Bound For Glory.” That’s a nice looking set. 5 minutes into that opening segment and I was begging for it to be over. We’re about to hit the half-hour mark and still no wrestling. I’d like to say I’m surprised but…

now here’s what my personal card for Mania would look like.
Main Event:
John Cena vs. The Rock

WWE Title:
The Miz © vs. John Morrison vs. Daniel Bryan

WHC Title:
Edge © vs. ADR vs. Christian

Streak vs. Career Match:
The Undertaker vs. Triple H (w/HBK)

Singles Match:
Randy Orton vs. CM Punk

8-Man Tag Team Match, Loser gets Disbanded:
New Nexus (Mason Ryan, David Otunga, Michael McGuillicutty, Husky Harris) vs. The Corre (Wade Barrett, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, Ezekiel Jackson)

Singles Match:
Rey Mysterio vs. Dashing Cody Rhodes (w/Dusty Rhodes)

Singles Match:
Michael Cole (w/Jack Swagger) vs. Jerry “the King” Lawler
Stone Cold Steve Austin as Special Guest Referee

IC Title:
Kofi Kingston © vs. Sin Cara (I ran out of midcard…)

I like that line-up better.

Also lol TNA, it’s so easy to get a title shot in this company. “Hey, we didn’t like wrestle our way up the ranks or anything, but we want a title shot…bitch.”

“YOU GOTCHA DAMN TITLE SHOT! RRAASRHGH!”

Also finally some wrestling, not the best but yeah. I just want to see Sting completely body Jeff.

…Yeah. To add insult to the lack of injury, what is the first match we get? Knockouts followed by the Jersy Bore knock-offs. :tdown: On the good side, I did get DC Universe today, so it’s all good. :tup:

-Starhammer-

Look just we needed, more airtime being used for the Jarretts. Thanks for coming Gunner & Murphy. Enjoy your trip to Explosion or Implosion or whatever the fuck that show is called. Is it even shown on T.V.?

Another 3 minute match. I’m really glad I decided to forgo staring at the hole in my wall to watch this. Oh look it’s The Shore. Fuuuuuuuuuuu…

So we’re going to have a 6-woman tag that will involve 2 women who can’t wrestle. sigh TNA, you never stop finding ways to fail.

TNA: Why Do You Do This To Yourself?

Dear EY:

C’mon son, C’mon. What’s the gameplan man? What are you doing? It’s like you’re a wrestler who don’t wrestle. You’re a baker with no oven. A sailor with no ship. An alcoholic with no beer. In short, you can do the job, but you don’t HAVE a job. Ya killing me son. Ya killing me.

-Starhammer-

They should’ve had Brain Pumper be the ring bearer.