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Who knows? I mean, blatantly, and I mean BLATANTLY ripping off a promo from WWE that they were literally running for a month before that (and if I got the taping schedule down, they ripped it off WHILE it was still running), the whole Kurt/Jarret/Karen thing…the Dudleys…how the hell is it still standing?

I saw the Sting vignette at the end of Impact as just a spoof of the Undertaker one and kind of a shot at WWE for trying, but not being able to land Sting/Undertaker. I don’t think it was a case of, “Hey that’s a cool vignette WWE’s running for 'Takers return. Sting’s coming back. Why don’t we do the same thing?”

Ultimately, TNA is worse than WWE, but is that really saying much?

I mean, I would LIKE to think that was a shot at not getting Sting but…let’s be honest, I don’t think the 'E is kicking themselves over not getting a 51 year old washed up wrestler that can barely move in the ring anymore. If anything, if taking a shot was the case, it makes TNA look worse.

Is it saying much that TNA is worse than WWE? Uh, yes. It takes effort to be that bad with that much talent in their roster.

RAW was alright, few things I liked:

Someone holding up a Stevie Wonder poster that read “Yes, even he can see u.”

When HHH squashed Sheamus, someone yelled out "Kick his ass seabass (Or cbass, but my favorite line ever).

Sheamus being fucked up twice, and once by EVAN BOUUUUUURNEEE!

Miz actually being funny.

Cena being told, and once more getting a poor crowd reaction when I didn’t change the channel.

So I guess A-Ri lost? Not surprising, I just switch off the Cena bitz except for the Miz talk. He’s really that bad that I just purposely switch to something else for a few minutes. I prematurely ended RAW because Cena in a cage match where you can exit the door is a stupid idea, especially against someone he will just destroy because he can.

Also does WWE not care about homosexual viewers? Pretty much every joke Cena makes is something homophobic, immature, but still homophobic. “Lulz, they did the sleepz togeter!” It’s not like anyone in the crowd except eight year old’s like that shit. I stand by my statement of him being a 'roided up unfunny Bugs Bunny now, trolling the viewers.

I might stop watching RAW as well. I’ll watch Smackdown because Edge is alright and isn’t completely retarded and their cards tend to be better (With the exception of five second Kane matches). I’ll also continue to watch TNA, as it gives me something to laugh at on Thursdays.

Crush all them bitches…

Good for Kong. She deserves it.

Yeah, good shit, but I expected this. These days the 'E isn’t too keen on randomly bringing in new people during Mania Season, for those reasons…they’ll get lost in the shuffle. Raw after Mania should be interesting.

The Road to and Post Wrestlemania are always the best parts of the year.

dude climbing was cooler when the cage was blue bars

I miss that type of cage

I was looking through my old NES games last night and found a classic.

TECMO WORLD WRESTLING

I remember playing a shitload of it when I was young because it dominated all the WWF games, due to finishers, more than 2 moves per character, commentary via speech bubbles, cinematics during a finisher and now I love it more because the characters resemble real wrestlers that I know of now, like Inoki, Tiger Mask, Vader, Hansen, Thesz, whille others resembled Flair and Hogan. If you can, pick it up, it was the Fire Pro of the NES era.

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Quality of that vid sucks, but shows the variety of moves and cinematics in that game.

Raw was random, but I enjoyed it. What’s with Sheamus being buried all of a sudden? I heard Kevin Dunn doesn’t like him for whatever reason. If you don’t like someone, don’t bury him, fix the problem.

When Mark Henry kicks the crap out of you, you know there’s a problem. I didn’t think Sheamus would last honestly, I guess his bromance with HHH isn’t enough to sustain his career.

I was a huge Sheamus hater when he first won the title but now I am a fan. Too bad of his current situation.

It’s strange. They’re doing whatever it takes to keep McIntyre relevant on Smackdown, but they’re burying Sheamus who is much better.

Say Wha? Jericho on there? what the…???

Kong is gonna mess those poor bitches up. Has there been anything in the WWE Divas division that is even REMOTELY like kong? I can’t think of any female for the past 20 years that can be compared to her. I imagine the Divas are in for a new dawn in the ring. I wonder who Kong will get the squash first? ** Hopes that it is the bellas.**

LOL. Sheamus’ powers of light could not overcome the darkness.

-Starhammer-

Why the hell are they even trying to push McIntyre? And like a legitimate reason, because the dude is boring as fuck and his ring work isn’t all that impressive, I want to know who’s dick he had to suck to get this push.

Sheamus is cooler than Drew, actually I think Sheamus moving over to Smackdown would help him out.

Thank you. :china:

Tecmo World Wrestling was so good. My two distinct memories of that as a kid were the training sequences and throwing people way the fuck out of the ring with the giant swing.

hahahaha I think my friends and I always picked Chekov aka Hansen mainly because of the giant swing.
Now I would for sure pick Inoki for the enziguri, but as a kid, nothing was better than the swing.

Just started watching WCW from 1996.

Totally forgot that Mongo was an announcer that held onto the dog. Awful.

And there were like 5 matches in 40 minutes. I miss wrestling on a wrestling show.

NXT season finale is tonight, right? Brodius Clay should be rigged to win. I mean, he’s the only rookie I remember who has single victories over pros. He’s much better than the other dude, who I seriously can’t remember his name.

Brodius can work the mic, he’s pretty decent in the ring, and he’s HUGE. Sounds like a winner to me.