damn those are some vicious burns…the hotel towelboy comment was so lame…i was like really shawne…really?
We need more of goofy chicken shit Miz not super serious jericho light.
What was up with that dropkick from Riley?
did cena just tweet in the middle of the ring
NOOO A-RY! : O
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I hate the chicken shit heel at the top of the card, as does Vince. If you are the champion you are supposed to be badass. You may have to outsmart your opponent sure, but you still have to get it done when it counts.
I wonder if Cena will eat a SCF every week until WM.
Eh, agree to disagree. Stone Cold next week huh? I wonder if they’ll let him give someone the one-finger salute.
Miz with the top-tier trolling. He should tweet that pic.
Raw was light on wrestling, heavy on the 'Mania buildup. It was ok…I guess.
Good job with the Kingler, Luc.
On that note, as mentioned in last year’s thread/chat, Sheamus and Justin Gabriel.
Late posting, but the Ring of Honor show in Chicago was amazing. For their 9th Anniversary show they did really well with the Briscoe Brothers vs The Worlds Greatest Tag Team (Haas and Shelton Benjamin) as the main event.
It was weird… Last RoH show I saw Tyler Black was Champion… He’s now Seth Rollins (terrible name) in FCW. I’m sure some of you know that… I hope he debuts soon. Also, the signing of Mistico was pretty big. Rumor has it Mysterio is retiring and he’s gonna replace their luchador gimmick with him…
That was one unconvincing looking dropkick wasn’t it? Looked like he slipped on a banana peel and cena was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
-Starhammer-
Noone buys Miz as a badass, He can’t convince anyone he is. Edge did it in the beginning as champ, so did Triple H and heel hbk. I would say Ric Flair too but he wasn’t a wwe guy but he did that shit to a t.
I mean you and i can beat the shit out of him. I mean Rey is tiny too and he shouldn’t really have been champ but he can go in the ring and stuff.
Lmao i lost it at Punkeon, poor Shannon Moore no likes him. Can’t wait for pokemon Black imma add you Lucretz!
Disagree. Didn’t watch much of Edge as champ so I’m not sure about that, but HHH and HBK were never chicken shit. Chicken shit is pretty much early heel Jericho when he first came to WWE. HBK and HHH were more smart and saved themselves for the PPVs.
Even heel Rocky bailed a whole bunch, as did heel Austin. It’s one thing to be a heel that is smart, it’s another to be chicken shit. It’s impossible to take the chicken shit seriously. I guess Flair might have had parts of that, but come on man, how do you compare to prime Flair? I don’t think anyone else can pull off being the chicken shit and be a real top level guy and champion. Flair also won a lot cleanly too.
Well for those guys they did use chickenshit stuff especially Triple H, i mean like in kayfabe they can kill almost everyone except the top guys without cheating. I don’t get that vibe from Miz they should try something else because when he beat up Daniel Brian Danielson no one reacted to it.
Prime Flair was awesome because the horsemen and stuff would fuck shit up and he would get that win by cheating. At least from what i watched on youtube with like Ron Garvin and stuff. It was awesome.
lol guess jericho isnt gonna be back for a while…dis nigga…dancing wit the stars lol.
You make it like it’s a bad thing…
i dunno if its bad per-say but no one really with a career goes on there. its meant for vh1 type…oh…n/m.
WWE shouldn’t be allowed to do cage matches, seriously. Being able to escape through the door totally kills the concept of the match, especially when these idiots are still trying to climb over the top at certain points. It makes zero sense, but that’s what I get for trying to apply logic to wrasslin’.
Can’t say I was a fan of that Rocky segment. The promo was great, but the fact that he wasn’t there kind of killed it a bit, just because when he was on RAW he said that he was back and would never leave and all this shit, but he hasn’t been back since. Also, in the promo he’s talking about Cena not responding to him face to face like a man, yet Rock was cut this week’s promo from his house. It would’ve been much better to have waited a couple weeks for him to respond or something and have it done on in person. And Miz is totally getting lost in the shuffle in all of this. Beating up on Danielson? Everyone beats on him, there’s nothing special in that.
I won’t believe JR possibly coming back until I see it. I’ve read stuff like Vince doesn’t want Ross out there because it’s believed that Ross’s Bell’s Palsy attacks are caused by stress and the week to week travel and whatnot may be too much for Ross. But a part of me wonders if Vince wants Ross off TV because he’s too “pro wrestling” for WWE. I mean, you read and hear about it all the time, WWE seems to hate the words pro wrestling. The wrestlers are called superstars and when was the last time you heard a match called a wrestling match? I’m amazed WWE hasn’t tried to take Wrestling out of its corporate name. There’s no doubt that they are the anti-wrestling pro wrestling promotion. To me, as a wrestling fan, it’s almost insulting in a way. Hopefully, I’m just reading too much into it all.
What you mentioned about The Miz there is actually something Lance Storm has mentioned too. He doesn’t buy Miz as a champion because he, like you, says nobody can be afraid of The Miz and you want everyone to think that the champ can beat them in a straight up fight, but people in the arena don’t think that about The Miz. He said Miz looks like a kid.
I like The Miz because I can’t stand Cena, Orton or HHH, and without The Miz they’d be the only ones with the title and they’d just make wrestling boring. Miz is the only interesting thing I’ve seen on WWE and the only reason I watch now. I know Rock won’t wrestle and he’s only been around for 2 weeks now, and with one being a taped promo.
Personally I thought that segment with Miz, Riley and Cena was great for The Miz. His promo work entertained me and looked really top notch. But Cena was just awful, and Riley and Cena trading barbs was just sad, it was like two retards trying to show off. It was embarrassing for everybody watching but I bet they don’t know how much they suck. Cena is really really bad…they should only let him rap from now on imo. And he should probably be a midcarder. He moves the merchandise because the kiddies like him but that’s just sad. I know Hulkamania was huge but at least freaking Doink wasn’t the face of WWE for like 7 years. To me Cena is just Doink except not as good of a wrestler.
Miz really needs to beat Cena at WM. It’s too bad Rock won’t wrestle, but the feud I’d really want to see is Rock-Miz as both guys can go on the mic. Right now Rock is focused entirely on Cena of course, and Miz has already called The Rock out on that and even called Cena out on that and made it a part of his promo. That is tough to do, take a weakness and make it a strength. Take it from me as an attorney, whenever you can pull that off you just absolutely ruined your opponent’s shit and they probably won’t recover. It’s like you both come to war with a certain amount of weapons and now you just picked up a nuke.
Oh well…I’ll probably stop watching again soon. I honestly, seriously, can not stomach more HHH and Cena. I know they’re popular and it won’t change so the only thing I can do is vote with my eyes and just not watch. I’ll read the recaps maybe and that’s it. More likely I’ll get my workouts done and then just hit the shower for when Cena is squashing er I mean wrestling someone in the main event.
Cena in the midcard? That would be a travesty and ruin the midcard. That’s where we should be getting our good matches. If Cena can’t hack it in the ME, and at this point he can’t, he should be gotten rid of. Unfortunately he can’t because he moves too much merch. The only way to stomach Cena is to hope he jobs to every legit ME talent, which he won’t.
And if you can’t stomach it, just watch Smackdown…oh wait, Edge is there ruining that.
Just stop watching altogether. Regardless, HHH is done after Mania, Taker will be on a MASSIVELY THIN SCHEDULE until he retires after next year’s mania, Mysterio and Edge are done after this year…literally the ONLY ONES LEFT that ruin shit would be Cena and Orton. Since they’ll probably be on Raw, Smackdown will be perfect again with guys like Mistico…sorry, Sin Cara coming over and with ADR, Kofi, wouldn’t surprise me if Danielson and Morrison go over there as well, and Jericho will probably do a stint there.
TL;DR, if you can wait a year, Smackdown will be perfect again.
Haha man, you’ve done it again. I thoroughly enjoyed that Batista comic years back, loved “Co-sign on a loan” for this one haha…
Rock’s taped promo: underwhelming, weak, bleh, just like the rest of RAW. I’m not really up to date on things but wasn’t Sheamus initially billed as beyond mid-card? Did he really have to get buried like that? HHH strikes again. I haven’t seen a burial like that on WWE in a long time…
Dammit, Rock not being there in person, Cena going back to 4th grade for jokes, HHHate, and the same mediocre wrestling matches again man forget this waste of time back to Botchamania archives FAAAAAAAAA [/Shiek]
Damn…when will TNA fold??