Germans. Germans Everywhere.
According to the WWE Card game…Eva Marie could beat Brock.
Well, considering that Cena is off to make a couple of movies, I would say it was earned.
Bryan will not topple Lesnar
If only there was a monster on the roster
Why yes, yes I am happy. I laughed HARD when I saw that kid live, and my career is working with kids.
GeesePants thought I was kidding when I said Eva Marie was OP, then he played the game.
Shit, not even golden boy Roman Reigns want it with Brock.
You though CM Punk was a dominant champion…
German suplexes: the match. What a piece of shit of a match.
Nobody can touch Brock right now, not even delusional CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler fans could disagree.
Except he is the one slated to beat Brock, and he will not be a dominant champ. You will see Brock less then we saw Rock as he only has so many appearances per year.
cm punk is now the greatest champ ever lol
That was pretty good show
In breaking news Seth Rollins throws money in the bank contract in trash heard muttering “fuck that”
Lesnar’s match with Punk last year was the true match of the year and was better than this match. But think about it like this.
After Undertaker lost to Brock at mania, he dropped about 20 years of experience points or souls (if you play dark souls) which Lesnar inherited. It would take 20 years of grinding to reach what Lesnar did. So it makes sense that Lesnar is in an OP status right now…
While I do wish he did more moves besides that, or even just different kinds of suplexes, I’m still ok with this. We didn’t just get a clean Cena loss, we got a SQUASH. We deserved this Cena beatdown. The core fans, the real loyal ones, much more loyal than me who just sorta wandered back recently and hasn’t even started watching NXT yet, THEY DESERVED THIS SQUASH. And it didn’t end with some count out either, like it was starting to look like it would. He straight up took a three count.
Plus it was kinda funny after about the 8th one or so, just watching Cena get bodybagged around the ring like that. Hell yes bring on the tears of children Brock, we all deserved this.
Watch the dirtsheets lie about how John Cena wasn’t supposed to lose. Followed by people in this thread quoting Meltzer garbage filled with anonymously-sourced “news” and buzzwords like “it’s interesting to note.”
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I’m usually pretty cynical but even I have to admit this PPV was fantastic.
Brock won me over when he trolled an entire fanbase with the Undertaker sit-up, followed by maniacal laughter. Someone find a gif fast.
That and beating the living shit out of Cena for eighteen minutes. Match may have been eh, but it was pretty hype despite that.
also omfg Ziggles and Paige got dem belts, but only one of them will job every week. Probably the one with the penis.
Wyatt’s intro with literally every light on was neat. Though Jericho brought out his +1 buffed shiny Jacket to counter.
Funny thing is, if Lesnar beats Taker, aside from invoking LOLCENAWINS, how does Cena feasibly win? Plus homeboy is right if Cena’s off to Tinseltown again.
Not arguing the OP status. I’m all for it. The match was boring. Lesnar literally just did two moves and would stall every time he did a german. I want Lesnar to kill Cena like in their 2012 match.