after beating some scrubby ryu:
“stupid chink”
i love it
“one trick pony”
next game different character
“two trick pony”
next game different character
“OK, three trick pony!”
rinse and repeat
I was playing a scrubby Dictator who would do Psycho Crusher from full screen distance away while I was in the corner over and over again. Each time I would block it and throw him away. His response:
“This guy is using cheat codes”
I’m gonna start telling people to "Go home and be a family man"
lol
“I’m super fabulous!” is mine 
I got my first hate mail two days ago… It made me so happy.
"YOU SCARED B*TCH!“
then I proceeded to tear his ass up again and responded
"it looks more like you’re my bitch”
… no response after that.
Best Positive one i got was a “BEST MOFUCKIN BISON I SEEN YET-MAN IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE SOMEONE GOT A PERFECT ON ME!!” which kinda made my night.It was in the final match of a 3 match tourney.His fei-Long got about 2 hits on me, and then i opened up a can of whupass on him, he never touched me again the whole match.He was good too, so respect if that quote looks familiar to you.
Have had tons of negative ones, mostly from scrubby players, but my fave was after i had eaten a lot of flashkick reversals and general turtle crap from the most defensive, no risks, sit in the corner ride down the clock guile i’ve ever seen.I was just poking, looking for my opening, playing the game, and finally got in with about 10 seconds on the clock with a TOD 40%>stun>40% KO combo, and wiped him out with 2 seconds on the clock.He messaged me something like
“you were just lucky you cunt”
My reply:
“Haha, yeah the more i practise the luckier i get.Go back to training mode loser”:bgrin:
KidGold17 on Xbox Live, after I 3-0’d his Zangief with my Bison:
“using bison online is for insecure pathetic players who need a handicap”
I then offered him some player matches and he went offline. Shame.
Not a message, but someone said this to me over voice at the end of our match:
“You are the most scared fucking player I’ve ever seen. Why don’t you come up and fight me like a man?”
It was my Sagat vs his Zangief…
Might as well say “Why don’t you let me SPD you LIKE A MAN!!!11”
He was giving me random “BULLSHIT!” exclamations througout the match whenever he jumped into a fireball too.
Someone’s Akuma over voice, after I fake slide into throw:
“Ooh, look at me, I can throw while crouching because I’M BISON!”
After a bunch of whining about me throwing him throughout the match.
This guy playing M. Bison sends me this voice message after quitting in the middle of a match:
“Hey hows it feel to know that you suck so bad you turned into a coward in order to win. I feel sorry for you dude, you’re obviously a loser in real life. 'Cuz people that are winners don’t play like losers.”
I was playing Ken just doing fireballs and then doing a shoryuken when he’d jump at me. I’m not even any good at this game lol. :wtf:
Of course I replied with the family man message. :razzy:
“You throw better than you play, thanks for ruining my night with your shittiness”- Random message from upset player
“I HATE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU! JUST BECAUSE YOU DO A JAB I CAN’T RECOVER FROM IT?!?!” ( At this point I laughed ) “OH YEAH YOU’RE COOL!” - Guy cursing me over mic
And the last guy sent me a billion invites mad cause he lost…I didn’t accept them and he started sending messages saying
“Scared fool?”
“STOP BEING A PUSSY AND ACCEPT”
To which I replied, “Stop chasing me around…you’re starting to act like a school girl”
He didn’t stop however…So I was forced to block him. -_-
i just got a new one this morning
“someon is gonne kick ur ass in reel life bitch”
I get hate messages all the time. Luckily for them, I dont know how to respond or care to respond. Only my lil bro does.
I mostly loose, myself, and when I do I tend to send compliments or?if I’m really tired of loosing?messages that convey how frustrated I am in a way that at least admits defeat.
Now that the ranking system is fixed (and people can see my 5-20 win-loss ratio) the people I do beat tend to quit before I can get the win almost every time, though. Guess I need to get better to go from getting rage-quits to getting angry messages.
this one is the icing on the cake:
After 1st round
UnReAl CHaOs X:
ur pussy
After game
UnReAl CHaOs X:
u discrase dis sf ur pathetic jus lk da rest a N008!
me:
go back to soul calibur baddie
UnReAl CHaOs X:
dnt think ur good u jus stay bak ur a N008
LOL i wanna send you some hate mail too. I will send you a pict of a kaka
Just got a ragequitter, SCK CLoVER on XBL. Another spastic Blanka jumping all over the fucking screen. Dude must have pulled the plug at the VERY last second, because he dropped after I had already won the 3rd round, during his death animation. I don’t even know why you CAN drop at that point, but whatever. Dude totally ragequit. Probably because of repeated dhalsim drill -> noogie looping shenanigans. I’m not sure he knew how to reversal.
I sent him the usual “Go home and be a family man,” but unfortunately he hasn’t gotten back on after his ragequit.
…turbo?