The one that always makes me laugh is when you completely destroy someone, and you get the “you have no skill n00b!” hate mail. I always wonder what world these people live in where they think everyone initially starts off being top tier players in a game, and the more they play, the more their skill deteriorates. If people feel the need to vent their frustrations, they should at least say something that makes some sense. 
Beat a player by the name of “dekor” I think (with some fancy random capitalization). He was playing T-Hawk, I was playing Dee Jay, and he kept diving, over, and over, and over, and over again, into my short upkick. Seriously, the full second round he kept diving, I kept upkicking him. He started talking so much trash on the mic.
“You suck, learn to play the game! You feel proud of yourself winning like that? You think any self-respecting person would be happy winning by hanging back like that, faggot? Get out of my room, you suck, you’re trash” etc. etc. etc.
My girlfriend, who also plays SF, was sitting on the couch watching, and cracking up laughing at him, says: “He’s calling you a terrible player when he keeps head-butting your foot?”
So I say to him: “My girlfriend suggests that, before you continue with your critique of my game, that you learn to stop head-butting my foot.”
After that, he shut right up.
“Nigga dizzyed me in 2 hits. Bison should be banned. Boss playing bitch”
Lol…
Okay, I’m guilty of sending messages…really to quitters. They annoy me shitless. I just wanna play, not bother with someone who’s gonna quit midmatch. So I send them “Great quit”.
Speaking of which, I did that to some guy named PinaColonic, who quit after I nearly won the match on a hooligan throw. He responds:
“aww hes mad cause he lost in a game, now hes sending msgs online, how about u grow up this new year”
Funny shit, because it was 1-1 before he even quit. I could care less I lost matches (I went 10-1 the next series I played:shake:), moreso I was annoyed with the quit.
bad games to Xylk and young lees on psn.
xylk, dc 3 times in a row
young_lees racist remarks upon losing and keeps asking for rematch, rematch is done he loses and still tries to pull in racist remarks and saying ***, pussy, plain lame kid stuff.
WOO GOT MY FIRST ONE
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2969/ipushupsirt4.jpg
Kinda simple, was even a good game in Ranked, then two matches later I get this.
Wow, I haven’t gotten a single message after even several matches with the same person. A couple of people have asked to add me after it was evident we were pretty evenly matched.
I hadn’t considered sending messages to the sorry pricks who quit right before a defeat. I think I’ll have to implement that tactic. That crap pisses me off more than anything.
As far as the “cheese” and cheap tricks…I just accept it. Do whatever it takes to win, right? I agree wholeheartedly with that mantra. If I can’t figure out how to beat a Blanka or Gief that does literally nothing but jump straight up and kick over and over again, then I’m the one that needs a better game.
A good message after a match is what your character says after a match…
For instance, you used Guile and therefore you send him the message: “Go home and be a family man.”
Massive lols.
If only casual players/scrubs understood this…
gdlk
i thought about that also lol
I got one last night from a player called Stellar Zero. I could hear him swearing over the mic when I threw him. I came back from 2-0 to win 2-3, so that must of got to him.
He sent me a msg after saying “u got lucky, i hate tap throwers” His XBL motto is “TAP THROWS FOR NOOBS”
His Bio was “Arguments over xbox live is just like running in the special olympics, even if u win your still retarded!” :looney:
I ran into SMQ91 and he was quite the obnoxious little twat. He beat me once then beat the room then I beat him and he left saying “You guys aren’t worth me wasting my time on.”
Confidence boost!
Finally got hatemail 
“Fuck you biatch”
- Hamanator
What really ticked me off was when he sent “cheatin loser retard” when I replied “Go hug a panda” 
I mean… What’s wrong with pandas?
I ended up playing this kid a few times and said “really nice Rog man, kind of sucks about the lag though” (he was literally dashing into an extended leg and warping through me to my back) and he replied with some crap about how I don’t know the first thing about Balrog, need to shut the fuck up and stop being such a lamer noob because I didn’t beat him more than one round. Although I guess most of the rounds being extremely close (with the lag) don’t count. :rolleyes:
On a different note, someone once said “You need to find another hobby, you play this too much” when I was on a win streak with Claw. It was also the same day I just starting using that character online as well.
i use the messages just to let a realy good player know when im honor him avter a win just that he is not soo sad about the loss and i like a nice message too if i play good but loss with bad luck ^^
the most time i got stuff like “there arent much good gief players out but you are one of them” and i like this its like good manners i won last time against a dude 3:2 after 0:2 and he was realy good i was so happy and i gues maybe a bit cheers from me was good for him too
i received my first hatemail yesterday
message said ‘merry christmas and happy new year. you fucking noob’ after beating his horrible vega on scoreboard
I beat someone with Sim and he said “All you do is keep people away!”
Well no shit…
SMQ has also dropped on me a number of times.
^^^ LOL. Where’s that rushdown Sim son?!
Lmao!