Thanks Bull,the latina ratio is off the hook there.It feels damn good when u hear a sexy latina asking u “can u hand me the fries papi”…or right when u walk into work “hey daddy”.Im going to try and get some more fb’s.But I can’t get it as fast as I want to cuz mr Dave 2.0 is really going to have a case then.And this dude acts like a bitch himself.but slowly but surely im getting their.There is a chick who looks like J Lo…damn…can’t wait to go in Friday
Aw man. This thread is overflowing with win. Keep it coming. It strikes a nerve with me because I had that same kind of asshole boss when I worked at McDonalds. The big differences is, he was the main boss for the stores in the area, plus the guy who was the store manage was a bitch who pretty much got his job because his family knew the other boss’ family. Worse, We don’t get that many hot chicks over here. :sad: we had plenty cool ones, but that ass? Sorry. The majority of them had a bad case of barely there derriere. That hurt the worst. You’re in McDonalds and you still don’t have no booty? NONE? Really? As bad as things got, having friends at work helps IMMENSLEY. At least I lasted long enough to get to where I am now. Sitting in the driver’s seat and can’t nobody take it from me. Congrats on getting paid. NOW you’re gonna see the good stuff. Personally, I cannot advise this strongly enough. Save some of your pay for when things get tight. It WILL happen. You’ll almost NEVER get a warning in time if life is anything like it was for me and the check most likely won’t be big enough by itself, which is why you must resolve yourself to save up. Stack that green stuff baby, you’ve earned it!!! :tup:
…and buy a camera to get a pic of all that hot chick action. Also, sneak one of Dave 2.0. Starhammer could use a new dartboard.
-Starhammer-
haha did he smile when he squeezed your arm? Sounds like that dude was really into the game.
@Star,hahaha,yeah I was thinking about saving today,cuz there is no telling when i’ll need it.Especially if Wendy’s cuts back etc.So im going to be wise and save.I have to treat myself tho(HD and PS3 im on my way!!!).already got the cam…now I just need the right time…and yes Dave 2.0’s pic will DEFF be posted if not,Picture Gary Coleman
@Ep,lol yeah he was squeezing hard with glee in his eye.He had one of those old portable radios with the looooooooooong silver antenna 
good guy tho
Dude: COPA Cabana
lol my b,i go in 2mar which means beard shaving time smh.
went in today,they put me on the fries with Dave 2.0…errrrrrrrrrrrr,he’s always assuming something…I can barely get a feel for the station cuz he comes in and just takes over.He has fry cartons all over the place then I get blamed for the station being a mess/and for going slow but mr Dave 2.0 comes along and fills his order right when im trying to stage some fries. smh,then after a little while of ignoring Dave 2.0 he comes to me ask me your alrite u straight?im like yeah im good im straight are you?:bluu:
he left early,but before he left he came looking for me in the back room(i was tearing up boxes),he must’ve felt a bit guilty cuz he said “i dont want u to take it personal or anything cuz i saw u shutting down etc”.I turned to him and shook his hand and told him its all love its np.Dude’s eyes grew :wow: lol,like Jesus himself said that and gave him dap…
as far as the chick search goes,got the chick who looks like Brandy’s fb,just have to wait till she accepts…that latina that called me daddy,i came in and she said heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey wink…shes kinda old tho like 36 maybe,milf.shes in her prime i guess…then while i was taking out the trash I see these 2 twin chicks that looked like Beyonce,i was like cot damn.My jaw dropped when i seen them,i had to get my composure back in order quick!!!lol,they were there to pick up their check.hopefully i’ll get a chance to work with one of’em(the one that works there.)
so far its alrite,my 1st off day wasn’t really in the mood…any tips on the fryer?I got my very 1st paycheck today,and got paid alot more than I expected :wow:
i want to work at that wendys…the wendys i worked at when i was like 19 only had one hot girl who had little dippin-dot like nips and nice abs.
tips on the fryer? lol maaaan thats the cakest job, just always make sure you drop more fries when the bins like half done, waiting 2-3 minutes can be an eternity when everyones mad @ you for not having fries up
lol yeah man,
this,smh at that lol,the weekend crew is more understanding.smh,next week I dont work weekends :sad:
the real Dave Thomas knew what he was doing when he built wendy’s…I aint never seen so many dimes working at Mcdonalds like Wendy’s.
sometimes i wonder am i really doing bad at it or is it dave 2.0 is screwing my flow up…cuz im good as hell when he’s not there(dont kno for sure cuz its never busy on the weekend really),oh well,it seems like its hard to get fired from Wendy’s there too,i dont want to im just saying…u can screw up but not THAT bad to get fired lol
edit:forgot to add…that beyonce looking chick looked me up and down and bit her finger…then the biggest cock blocker of all time came along(Dave 2.0) asking her did she need her check…smh :bluu:
AW HELLZ NAW!!!
You need to bring some stairs to work and push that fool down them. Aparently, he drinks haterade like I drink vodka…Too much, too fast, too hard, and usually don’t stop until he’s in trouble. I am SO glad I don’t have to deal with that shit anymore. I know that after no more than a month, I’d have to revert to my alter ego, the hamburger hitman. You ever see someone get smashed across the skull with about five pounds of hamburger meat? It’s funny as hell for everyone except the target. Frozen meat would be better. WAY more damage.
-Starhammer-
lol,Dave 2.0 stays losing while i stay winning with this:
Well score one for dave. at least I can see why he mad. You should start singing “never gonna get it” from En Vouge around him. Yes, I’m evil.
-Starhammer-
c’mon!! I’m getting hooked on this thread now. FEED ME SEEMORE!!! Just for the sake of adding something of worth, I ran into one of the other chicks I used to work with. Thankfully, she’s working at a better place now. Poor thing. Cute as all hell, but NO booty. Now she’s got a little bump back there, but she managed to pick up a boyfriend too. C’est la vie. I’m about twice her age anyways.
-Starhammer-
lol,I have a good story for u today my man.Let me start it off from the begining tho:
I woke up at 5,washed up,got dressed,drinked a whole can of Amp(I was tired so I needed a boost),i head out the door to walk to work.Got their on time but yet the head manager said i was late(well my schedule said come in at 8:00 and it was 8:01,oh and Dave 2.0 seen me RIGHT ACROSS the street when I was coming in maybe at around 7:55 or so).So anyway I had to stock everything from the deleivery truck.
So as im lifting the boxes in front of the head manager Dave 2.0 peeks his ass out the corner on some peek a boo type shit saying “Your supposed to lift with ur legs” I said to myself in my head:“im doing it right 
”,he just left then.Now,this is where it gets interesting at,The head manager gives me a box cutter and showed me how to cut boxes open…ok simple.I cut thru maybe 3 or 4 boxes right,one box I forgot to cut away from my body(why they didnt remind me???
) and i ended getting a nasty cut in the web of my hand between my thumb and index.Dave 2.0 saw it and his bitch ass went running around the whole restuaraunt yelling DrF Got CUT!HE GOT CUT!!!I SEEN IT WHEN HE DID IT!(lol cant use my name here dave 2.0 might post on SRK:rofl:)
Im like eh ok its a cut and the blood is DARK red(which means it cut DEEP),I washed my hands and Dave 2.0 was standing at the sink next to me and he said “u cut urself?” im like “yeah its just another lesson man,its cool i kno now to cut away from my body”,then he comes at in a smart ass tone saying “well if u kno why your telling me”.Man at this point when he says dumb stuff like that i dont even bother saying to myself wtf or giving him the :wtf: look anymore,waste of energy.I think of the money and hanging in there.Im trying to grind out enough months as possible in order for me to get another job.
after that I went back to work but the blood wouldn’t stop gushing,Blood was dripping all over the place.So the head manager says u gotta go the doctors,so i call up my grandmother told her whut happened,but no one was at the house to give me a ride.Then the head manager is complaining about “i didnt want to put away the boxes now i have to do all this shit,fuck this shit damn”.So after maybe 2 or 3 mins of so he says i’ll take u to the doctors.Im filling out papers bleeding heavy in the office lol,so i get called in,and the doc comes in and starts stitching me up(it hurt a lil but not much cuz one part wasnt numbed).I had to take a shot that made my right hand numb and its hard to move lol,but he said it’ll be back to normal.I had to get 4 stitches.
I was thinking the people at the doctor’s office treated me much better than my head manager and Dave 2.0(well i expected him to be an ass),the only people that cared was the other manager,and the latina chick who called me daddy.the head manager was more pissed about lifting the boxes than anything else.So they gave me the rest of the day off,and i gotta go back friday.after today,seeing how they didnt give a fuck and handled the situation like a little kids,i decided imma look for a job in the meantime,just work at wendys for a few more months or until my money is right then imma bounce.I deff dont want to stick around there after that happened and imma do my work my way.if not then hey,i learned how not to treat ppl by working with nuts like that.
oh yea i almost forgot,When i was washing the blood off my hands and when dave 2.0 asked me did i cut myself,i told him that i dont use knives everyday wink that dude STFU and started cleaning the lettuce like a prison bitch washing another man drawz fuck outta here with that bs.
got home and set up my health benefit plan too that i got from wendys.interesting day to say the least
Cool. Damn. must’ve sliced yourself badly. One trick I usually use whenever I’m handling a knife is to keep one finger pressed against the side. That way, no more than the tip of the blade is exposed, Kind of like my own little safety feature. :tup: LOL @ dave 2.0 being a bitch again. When he asked you if you got cut, You should’ve looked at him with the crazy eyes and said," Yes. I did get cut. It is rather tasty. Would you like to try some?" Yeah. I think he’d go oldschool Go-bot and transform into his bitch-mobile mode and roll out supa dupa quick!! Chances are you would get some breathing room after that. I hope you heal up fast and get back to the grind.
…And pinch that latina booty. " C’mere! I’ll make ya say ‘PAPI!!!’ "
-Starhammer-
I go back in tommorow,Idk what I’ll be doing tho
oh and I think Dave 2.0 is gay…im serious…i’ve been connecting the dots and that dude is wild mango,that explains all the cock blocking,and all these insults this ninja has a crush on me…i dont play that shit,aint nothing like pussy
I was a store manager at Quiznos for about half a year after I finished school 4 years ago
IT SUCKED
Yo Doc, I thought u was cool with the head manager.
i was/am lol,idk,the head manager seemed under alot of stress yesterday even before I got injured.Well,I havent got fired yet so…
my fuck ups at wendy’s so far:
Being slow at the fry station(I’ve gotten waaaaaaaaaay better since the 1st time so that dosent count)
pulling the hold up alarm(I thought the freezer door locks once it closes from the outside,so i pulled the hold up alarm thinking it was going to unlock it)
Not cutting away from my body when cutting open boxes
Wendy’s seems like its going to be a hard job to get fired from(not that i want to right now),they dont properly train u at my wendy’s they expect u to remember everything from the orientation test…which i took 2 weeks ago
Aw shit son! I said you would have to watch your back, but now it’s even moreso. One dark morning, you’ll get called into the back office and ol dave 2.0 will be there. He’ll have that messed up,“Aw shit! he been doing drugs!” grin on his face. Next thing you know, he’s gonna say,“heeeeeeey doc. C’mere. I’m gonna show you what it do.”
YOU: :shake:
“cmon! I wanna show you what it do!”
YOU: …“I QUIT!” runs out the door faster than the flash on speed.
Poor latina chick would have to do without her papi, but a pretty smile won’t cover the ugly reality that ol’ boy trying to have a workplace romance. He would have to catch some ADON Jaguar kicks and elbows. The first time I feel someone grab my ass and I don’t see a chick back there, somebody is gonna go skinny-dipping in the fry grease. bet on it.
-Starhammer-