I think this ninja likes you too…
Hope he don’t try to sneak some booty… watch your back:rofl:…
I’m sorry man, but starhammer’s post slayed me…
Sips acid mixed with gun powder after reading Star’s post
Cuz yesterday my grandmother called wendy’s after I got cut(i hit her up earlier to get a ride and she told me she’ll call around then she’ll call me back)…and when she called back I was at the Walk In Doctor’s Office…Dave 2.0 picked up the phone…after when I got back my grandmother told me Dave 2.0 sounded like he had sugar in his tank.Then everything just made sense like the 1st time I walked in there to get my uniform,he was on the fries and gave me a half a second glare with the :wow: look.
then when i came into orientation,i went to ask what his name was and he was like “why you wanna kno?”
that same day when he said dont go eating up all my chilli,and i was like nah im trying to watch what i eat,trying to stay in shape,then hes all like You ride a bike everyday to work ur in good shape…
walks with a switch
has a “twang” in his voice
wears loud clothes
nah no,i dont play that shit,and the latina chick is preggo…but we still flirt,and that ass is phat…and that face is :wow: God have mercy on a poor sinner like myself 
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damn i shouldn’t of made fun of LL boning a preggo chick in the rap thread…:sad:
^ Women are horny when pregnant…
Extra horny matter in fact… knowing this it would be WAAAYYYY too easy…
So, back to that question in the rap thread… would you if given the opportunity?..
lol @ the Doc becoming LL Cool J… this is getting crazy…
I love this thread man… it’s like VH1 with words…
What kind of manager runs around a store yelling an employee who could be preparing food just got cut? Why should the customers learn this information?
Yo, this diary is GOLD! Love what you do Dr.! keep it up!
…Rough day at work?
All you need now is some Friday the 13th music going in the background and you’ll be set to film your own horror movie.
TOSSING SALAD: FEAR ON THE FAST FOOD FLOOR
Starring:
Leonardo DiCraprio as Dr.Fatality.
Ron Jeremy as Dave 2.0
J-Lo as That latina chick
Carly Foulkes as the cute customer
Russell Crowe as the head manager
Dhalsim as the wacky burger flipping guy
And Ving Rhames as That big black dude who drives the supply truck.
Why Leonardo? Meh. I wanna see him get assraped during the shower scene.
Damn. Someone already beat you to it. Still, at least you get to see…Dat ass. Sounds like you have enough fun up there. All I can say about the stitches is keep them away from anything salty. the second some sweat gets in there, you’ll be the first to know. I’ve had stitches only once, down my left arm from palm to about halfway to my elbow. Unhappy? Oh yeah. Everytime I bumped something with them, I was greatly aware of it. Keep them covered and don’t mess with them until you’re told to by the doc. I’d use some of the disposable gloves. They should have them. if not, they better get em.
Personal lesson learned: DO NOT USE CHILLOUT TRANCE AT WORK! It’s great music in and of itself, but for fast food? It just don’t work man!!
-Starhammer-
a KY Jelly in the backpocket having ass dude.
will do man,thanks to the wonderful ppl at Wendy’s:tup:
@Bull .Maaaaaaaaaaaan,3 hit combo she has is deadly:Fat ass,sexy accent,cute face…lets just say i’ve been pondering.Shes not too old either shes like 25…
@Star,lmao rotfl,good parts.Im happy I only have the mornings,God knows how that dude would act at night.smh this place stays open all night and day too.Yeah,I think at best there going to send me home tommorow,cuz i’ve only been trained to do fries,cleaning(sweeping,moping,cleaning the dining room area),and thats it.I basically have one hand lol.I work from 11:45am to 2pm tommorow
Went in today an half a hour earlier,the head manager apologized about the box cutting incident,said im a good person and wouldn’t want to lose me off the team.he also said he should’ve gave me the cut resistant gloves.so while im clocking in, the preggo(shes about 3-4 months) latina came up to me asking how i was doing,i told her good…then Dave 2.0’s ass comes up just honing in our convo,then she asks me how many stitches u got,i told her 4 then dave 2.0 said::wow: oh my God. btw when i 1st walked in,Dave looked at me like if i was a ghost with the :wow: u alive look then backed up into the fry grill:rofl: he was scared shitless
since i only had one hand to use(thank God i didnt get cut on my writing hand),they put me on the hamburger grill.the grill is SUPER EASY,no brain work involved at all.dave 2.0 got caught in the act of messing with me too the grill is in the open,so the head manager heard dave saying dumb stuff and the head manager said to dave "lay off of him will ya?hes doing a great job,go in the back and find something to do dave 2.0"all i could think was:
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winning
then dave got all aggy and tried to get back at me by asking me was 7 minus 5 was.i just laughed it off answered it with reverse psychology on some ummmmmmm 3???dave had a pretty bad day today(karma is a mutha)…he told a girl how to count money in a disrespectful way(i dont want u taking all god damn day to count money).then a few mins after that he got burned on the grill when he was trying to get in someones “case”.lmao,then this new chick came there and hes like “ahhhhhhhh my african princess is here”.the chick just sucked her teeth and gave him that “no i dont go for that look”.then dave looked at me with the look,i just was like i cant help u with that one breh again i felt like i was winning
then in the next breath this other chick came in and he said the same line to her only this time he said "ahhhhhhhhhhh my puerto rican princess,hi my love ya wan ride in mi car(dave is jamaican btw) the girl gave him the hand cuz the face dont wanna hear it no more
got off work,i hit up price rite then when i get up to the register i seen this other latina who i worked with ONCE on the fries at the register at price rite.im like :wtf: to myself trying to figure where i kno her from.and then she goes “hey,dont u work at wendy’s” and im like haahahaaaaaa yeah,i knew u looked familar.she laughed and said she works at price rite too.lol,then she asked me you work tommorow(thats a dead give away she likes me) i was like nah i go in i think monday or tuesday next week and friday.just 2 days.then shes like cool,i told her i’ll see her at wendys,she was alrite byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye smiles…now im at home with a friendlys sundae thinking about my day…i won
edit:but damn put me on in the late afternoon,the beyonce chick works nights smdh,come on hope she gets called in the mornings,i forgot to add to my july 4th post,that i saw the elderly red sox fan again(the dude who squeezed my arm).cool dude,he sits in there for hours reading the newspaper talking sports(altho i dont follow baseball like that good to hear him enjoying it),taking smoke breaks,telling the boss i was doing a good job of cleaning the dining room…winning
i finally went into to the bath room to wash my hands,the mail man came in the bathroom and i said “whuts up” hes like "EXCUSE ME BUD,IM BOUT TO DROP OFF ANOTHER PACKAGE RUNS TO STALL AND SLAMS DOOR
hate to spoil it but nope wendys isnt always fresh,they keep everything in the freezer.idk about every other day since ive only been there early once to see the delivery truck.also:
i’d avoid most of wendys menu at least at the one i work at,here are some things that ive seen:
using tongs that were on the ground
using spatchellas that fail on the floor
using the sandwich maker spatchella in the grill area(that can sause cross contamination)
bacon,vegteables,are all kept frozen
fries that couldve been in the freezer for ages are used
they just mix old chilli with new chilli too
and the 1st 3 things i listed is cuz of dave 2.0.i dread to be the person(cuz ive been that person) yp tell him that the tongs fail or the spachella,or tell him that the spachella is misplaced.dude’ll curse u out…but thats not going to happen anytime soon or again 
not to burst your bubble but all fast restaurants do some grimy stuff when people aren’t watching which is why some people avoid them altogether. the “safe” time’s to eat are doing change over 11:00am-3:00 pm… that’s it…shit man I seen some dirty stuff on late night drive through’s…some big greasy ass looking woman using her hands (no gloves) to pick up fries and a chic sneezing on someone’s drink…
i just cant eat fast food no more after working at wendy’s.I just hit up 7-11 for slurpees after work lol if i need to eat
Why is Wendy’s food order so fast to come out?
I paid today, turned around right after.
BAM! Food was done.
I got the Bistro Cheeseburger with small drink and fries.
if there is a hot girl working at the drive thru that flirts with u,helps u out and a pissy assist manager 10 times outta 10 the hot girl is going to get her order 1st…
source:a winning wendy’s employee.
question,since i got injured at work that day,will I still get paid as if I completed the full day or just for the time i worked(it wasnt even 20 mins)hope i get paid for the full time.i was supposed to work 8-1 that day,and that was my longest day out of the other days.eh didnt want to work that day either tho lol
man I hope the nigga syndrome isnt getting into you
anywho you wont get paid that day, just an excused absence
:sad: oh well,guess i can make up for it.lol,nah man im on that Big Krit ish “I dont want to be another nigga”
idk it seems like ever since i got this job chicks are ON ME!time to make a puss selection…i’ll get back at yall
I bet your game with the ladies goes something like this lol
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U really that proud to be workin at The W?
@Maiden yeah man its better than nothing,i need doe.its constructive so im cool with it.
That chappelle skit is the truth,some chicks dig it tho
Bah, I remember working as a dishwasher at Outback and Shoney’s and I gotta say it is THE nastiest job in the restaurant biz. You are constantly buried under a mountain of dishes and wet food while dealing with uppity servers and hostesses who are constantly bugging the hell out of you for clean dishes AND you were expected to resupply their stations when they were too “busy” to do it themselves. This sucked balls because the MINUTE you stepped away from the dishwasher, you would have a new mountain of dirty dishes and nasty wet food waiting for you.
I won’t even mention the food grate you have to empty out of the dishwasher every thirty minutes… blarragh.
Speaking of which, the ol’ Hobart dishwasher was more of a torture device, it constantly sprayed you with scalding water and you always had to grab piping hot dishes as soon as they came out. Eventually all feeling in your fingers is burned away.
If that wasn’t enough, after hours you have to clean all the cooking utensils and deal with the cooks’ bullshit and THEN you have to mop the fucking grease covered floor and THEN empty the dozens of trash cans into the funky dumpster.
God and the smell… it was indescribable and it just lingered everywhere, clothes, shoes, hair, skin and nothing seemed to get rid of it…maybe it was just fused into my nose hairs I don’t know.
Needless to say my dating life was non-existent during my year and a half working at these places and it was the best day of my life when I quit those jobs when I finally got a job in my field I went to college for.
I know fast food can be rough, but at least you don’t have to deal with washing freakin’ dishes.
okay, I’m done. Guess I’m still a bit salty even after 10 years.
Been reading since page 1 looks like u having one of hell of a time, the fast food has its fun side aswell as a bad side. I worked at a whataburger back when i was 16 after i quit that shit i swore to myself i would never work at a fast food joint ever again. I’d rather work a factory or construction job!
that sucks man,I can share that pain tho somewhat,cuz at wendys I have to wash dishes and ur right it does gets messy and smelly sometimes, its pretty simple at wendys…but thats AFTER they told me I had to get the grime off bacon sheets(pans,trays whatever u call them),so for 2 days I was just rinsing off the bacon sheets lol.I swear man they dont tell u nothing about the job here until after the fact.Well since im injured its going to be easy money the next few weeks,i dont have go to the doc until the 20th plus my cut still aggrivates me a little.
lol thanks man,didnt think too many people would be interesting in hearing about how it is working at fast food.The ppl there really make it funny/entertaining to write about tho.Yeah I see why alot of people arent interested in working there tho,u do get treated like shit there cuz 9 times out of 10 even ur boss dosent really want to work in fast food cough dave 2.0 but hey its money.We’re all trying to survive somehow is how i look at it.Plus the work isnt that hard at all,hell yardwork is alot harder than fast food.On a scale of one to 10 on easiness its a 1.But the Dave 2.0 types make it alot harder than it really is.
When Dave isnt there that place runs ALOT smoother,no one is tense or anything.I wonder why the head manager gets a bit tense when Dave is there tho…