The Wendy's Diaries!

Fixed it for ya. Cute chicks making funny faces always hit me in heart.

-Starhammer-

you mispelled penis

Yes and no. When I worked, they counted nuggets (and everything else), but you would just cook extra, and eat em in pairs. Leaving 3 nuggets is obviously sketchy.

They count burgers, but you also fuck burgers up a lot that get thrown out (lol @ managers having to count that shit), so it’s somewhat easy to swipe a burger or chicken or some shit. Trying to hand out daily free burgers to everybody is hard though. Easy to make shit, put it in a bag for somebody’s takeout though. Or get people to order a certain burger, and make it a triple or whatever.

Also, I recommend you make yourself a burger, but substitute the buns for spicey chickens. Also, mushroom cheese dip is amazing when it comes out. Also, make fries surpreme. Dunno why they don’t sell them at Wendy’s when the ingredients are all there. Take fries, and put em in a salad bowl…then cover it with melted cheese, bacon bits, chives, and some sour cream. That is the bomb

:confused: I’m sorry if this is going to sound stupid, but by “wii” do you mean they are using the Nintendo Wii in the workplace to show vids?

-Starhammer-

Random people in food places give me free drinks. Pop doesnt cost much, and in restaurants, they usually let workers get as much of it as they want. Also, just sliding a small cup onto someone’s tray isnt that big of a deal. a manager isnt going to know unless theyre watching the transaction over the clerks shoulder. I am pretty sure you’ll get in trouble, though.

goddamn I can’t get that wendys coffee song outta my head, should never watched the video rofl

HOT HOT be careful when you poooouuuurrr it

thats my dream girl Tinashe!goofy personality too…#winning,i’ll post a pic later,had a crazy day today.I went into play Wii Learning,turns out its We Learning…it had a shitty connection(dial up slow) on some junky laptop and the most fucked up part about it is the assistant manager didn’t explain what I had to do clearly and I ended up taking a part of the test I wasn’t supposed to take cuz of him.And I was supposed to stay there just for 3 hours taking the test I was supposed to take but ended up being there for FIVE hours.Then earlier in the day,this nice looking latina walked up to me asked me was it my 1st day,I said yea(thinking I was going to get put to work but noooooooo) and she smiled back at me etc.Then my assistant manager asked her “why you talking to him?” and she said “i was just being friendly damn,i can’t be friendly”…i sensed some jealousy from that dude.Then afterwards I go and ask him what his name was(I wasn’t sure) and then he’s all like “why you wanna know” im like :wtf:.smdh,then he goes “what do u kno about wendy’s” i told him “yall make the best the chilli hahahaha” out of no where this dude goes into Hulk mode saying “Dont go eating up all MY Chilli”…come on,this dude thinks he’s Dave Thomas reincarnated :rofl: whats all this MY shit???

this wasn’t the 1st time today he was on that MY bs,i rode my bike to work and I asked him politely where can i put it,he tells me "I dont want no bike in MY store…smdh again.i ended up failing on the test cuz i was burnt out from not having nothing to eat,and mr Dave Thomas reincarnated rushed me out of there…this dude LITERALLY counted out how many hours i was supposed to be there taking that test(YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FROM 9 TO 12 THATS 3 HOURS!!!ITS 5!).I kept my composure and told him u didnt explain to me clearly what I was supposed to do.

Then he tries to say “yeah i did,u didnt come to me after i told u to fill out the application,u went too fast,I even forgot u were back there!”…i didn’t argue with him cuz i kinda see what type of dude he is.Im going to talk with the head manager 2mar morning about it.The assistant manager had some other complaint on him today too,someone told the head manager that Mr Dave Thomas’ Reincarnated was making him do 6 things at once and made him burn his bacon.The head manager is cool,he just said i’ll take care of it.He goes and looks for Mr Dave Thomas,smh mr Dave Thomas is all outside trying to look busy…happy i kno how to handle myself and im happy to kno the head manager is cool with me,he told me he has a good feeling about me.

sorry about the long post had to vent a lil,here is Tinashe my future wifey:
Tinashe

I did warn you there will be shady people to worry about. That guy is obviously one with the darkside. You have to wonder what number of idiot injections he’s had to end up like he is. Trying to start shit with the new guy? :wtf: Didn’t we as a species stop doing this shit back when TVs were only black and white? Also, why do people like that always end up in places like that where they really aren’t needed (Or wanted)? If that guy is as bad as you say, I think your employment there will be longer than his. :rofl: If the head manager is cool with you, that is a good thing to have. Keep your attitude right and you’ll be okay.

…And get the latina to shake it. :tup:

-Starhammer-

thanks man,i sensed a strange vibe from that dude right when I was introduced to him yesterday at orientation.smh,if we’re all trying to make money and better ourselves why stop the next dude/woman from coming up.dosen’t make sense.and maaaaaan…you work at Wendy’s:rofl: this aint no FBI ish.I took some of the Maintence test,dishwashing seemed a bit confusing maybe it’ll be easier once i get hands on experience.smh at the test too,im like damn when im going to get HANDS ON EXP.

and that latina will deff get the doc’s 3rd leg after knocking dave thomas the 2nd on his ass after that bs comment

Yeah the video training is retarded. Pointless. You learn your shit by doing, period. Don’t worry about being slow at first, pretty soon you’ll be flippin burgers behind your back.

Smoke a ton of pot, cause that job’s going to be boring as shit.

Well that’s not surprising, one with any position of power looking down on the common man. It’s even the same with retail, managers refering everything as “theirs” because they worked so hard or kissed somebodys ass just to get where they are. Man, I hate managers.

sounds like the biggest douche of all time. i hate asshole bosses, i always try not to be one to my pathetic underlings :lol:

dont tell anyone you fuckin

oohhh yeeeaaaaahhh!

Dude
I totally forgot about douche managers and bitch-ass employees who have a Dick in their ass at alll times!
Not to mention people that will rat on you for anything!
TRUST No-ONE!!!

LET me know if wendys really is always fresh, like they get shit delivered every other day or what? ask your manager how they manage to do that,

here at sonic, everything you see is frozen

Man, I gotta go oldschool and say if dave 2.0 makes it physical, Shang Tsung That Shit and uppercut him into the deep fat fryer. Damn your luck though. A lot of cute girls working there? When I worked at McDonalds, most of the chicks there were so ugly I wondered more than once if I should’ve taken that last shot of 151 before work. :wasted: At least most of the people were friendly, but the store manager was an ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Some of the people here may remember my war stories of those times. Still, I made it through and here I am, laughing away from the high seat, most of my mind intact, and I need not ever set foot into a fast food place again, except to place an order.

WARNING: Most of my life is owed to luck. Mine is so good it is almost a mutant power in itself. However, I must advise all of you to not depend too heavily on luck as it may fail you when you need it most.

Still, ol dave won’t be hanging around long. Not if HIS boss is starting to look at him unfavorably.Play it right, you might be in his spot before summer ends, if not even sooner. :tup: If so, I’m coming up there for free fries and pics of of the latina. PLEASE tell me she isn’t one of those who has a nice body and a busted up face. Nothing worse than a gas face to put a girl in last place.

-Starhammer-

Burgers are NEVER frozen, I called bullshit on that one and was proven wrong. Chicken obviously is. Veggies, burgers, and shit are delivered every couple of days (3 times a week when I worked there). Chili is made up of burgers they fucked up with, combined with frozen veggies and giant cans of sauce, water, huge package of seasoning.

there is nothing more godlike than a double baconator with a side of chilli.

lol,i was thinking today he’s trying to get me fired.He could if I re acted in a angry manner,so im going to play it cool.The egg is always going to be on his face.I left out a few other encounters with him yesterday too:

Assist Manager:How old are u?

Me:im 21

Assist M:is this ur 1st job?

Me:yeah

Assist M:wow ur parents must’ve been good to u

Me:i did odd jobs,voulunteer work,things like that.

Assist M:silence

other encounter after finishing up test:

me wandering around in kitchen looking for Assist M…finds him

me:what do u want me to do now?

assist m:call the head manager in the morning.

me:ok,im sorry for taking up the time in the test room,there were other people who came today and didnt get a chance to take their test cuz i was in there for a long time.

assist m:Stop saying ur sorry,its ur 1st job dont worry about it(i apologized to him earlier in the day for taking a while to chain up my bike again…he screwed up by not telling me EXACTLY where to put it)

right when he said its ur 1st job dont worry about it,Something told me that this dude might try and get me fired.Its not going to happen like that tho,as long as I keep my composure and keep my character intact and do the work im good.I mean how can u go from being a ass then go and say that???

i spoke with the head manager today also,he said its cool that test isnt a big deal and it didn’t make a difference that i took the wrong test.I was like :wow: cool!!!Then he told me to come in Friday.As far as the girls go,most of them are cute.mostly dimes.And yes,pics will be coming as soon as I get in good.Right now I have to focus on the work etc.Thanks for all the advice man,its keeping me on my toes

Try to switch over to a job in retail or even hotel accomadation if you can.

I work at a hotel and it sucks, but I guess there are some perks and the work isn’t too hard.

My friend works at Abercrombie. Cake ass job. he does nothing but fold clothes hit on girls and compliment people all day. I’ve seen him “working” with my own damn eyes.