ah hell. Next Friday? I guess I’ll have to entertain myself for a while.
-Starhammer-
yea man,i took some days off to go to DC for a Karate Tournament but I didnt go due to a change of plans.The head manager told me to just come in friday then.Next week it’ll be back to normal with more wendy entries.Im going to try and get more hours in the winter tho.
LOL. Poor Dave is gonna be gone by the time you come back. He’ll suffer the wrath of a 9 and a half to the ass. guess I can pass the time with porn until then. Sorry to hear you didn’t make it to the contest. Better luck next time eh?
-Starhammer-
speaking of dave i didnt see his car there nor the head managers today…hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
IT HAS BEGUN! [/Shang Tsung] Too bad TV doesn’t have a reality series about the unemployment line. You might see someone you know.
-Starhammer-
Hanging in the chow line…good tiiiiiiiiiiimes,temporary lay offs gooooooooood times,aint we lucky we got’e, bum bum bum bum goooooooooooooood tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes…this was recorded in front of real Wendy’s crew members…
My head manager called me yesterday and asked me to bring in some more paperwork from the doctor im like 
come on,how much paper work do they need?I told him the doc didnt give me any paperwork after he took the stitches out,lol,he said its cool i’ll just call him.
The head manager sounded real relaxed(no homo),so I thought…Dave must not work there no more…Sooooooo…I went by there and I didnt see his car once again!!!:wow: im going to walk in Wendys tommorow singing the hook to this:
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Aw Hellz naw! He done brought up Mark Morrison!! Fridays at wendys is ON!!!
-Starhammer-
Man this is an epic win…drumrollDave 2.0 has left the building!!!Wow,I just like to thank all the good folks at SRK that helped me conquer Goliath.hyperventilates,Dave has been thrown into The Pit 2(all concrete lol)Na na na hey hey hey goooooooooooooood bye!!!
And wow,work is fun and relaxed now.Everyone isnt on edge or tense,it feels like a walk in the park now.The new Manager is cool so far,he’s a young manager so u kno what that means…FUN FUN FUN at Wendy’s…imma get so many girls now,the lane is open…btw have any of yall ever been holding a stack of trays and have a fine chick who looks like Cristina Millian in her prime bending over right in front of u looking for the liners(those pieces of paper u get on ur trays) and u accidently bump into DAT THANG!!!Shes a new chick there…maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan its on and poppin at Wendy’s now!!!Shiiiiiiit,I think im going to start working full time there just so I can get to know more about’em…Epic EPIC EPIC Day…I took one L tho today…Someone threw a shitty diaper in the trash can outside and wheeeeeeeeew…smelled rough flies and all.
but the song of the day:
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Mark Morrison voice OH MY GAWD!
haha nice shit so have they given a reason why they uppercutted his ass into the pit! XD
nah,if I had to say it would be one of these reasons:
Pushing himself on chicks(ahhhh my african princess,annoying them with that simp attitude)
Treating anyone underneath him like dirt(letting everyone know he’s jamacain,having u do 6 things at once,yelling at people)
Not doing any work(I only saw him stage a few fries and nuggets and make some salads(the easy part not dicing them)
all of thee above…
i saw this coming a mile away when you started posting about new managers coming in and what not!? I bet its killing him that he lost his wendy’s job!!
this is a mean L for Dave…im starting to think thats the reason Dave was telling the other manager that his credit bounced on buying a house and he was thinking about selling his truck…Dave was coppin pleas,ole "i tell a woe is me story they’ll let me keep my job"ass dude. and the good ppl at Wendy’s wasnt taking that shit no more.The new assist manager is young tho,he has to be in his mid 20’s,down to earth,jokes alot(altho he got sonned today by this chick):
him:im the new assistant manager,i have the Gold Plated name tag u just have piece of paper on some plastic
her:well if u just take off assistant manager ur on the same level as us
him::sad:
me: thinks the job has gotten alot better
Congrats, Drfatality. This thread has been a great read. As someone that used to work at fast food (about 4 years ago, at KFC), I can somewhat relate to some of the things you are saying. You seem to be enjoying your job, though, whereas I dreaded mine (unless the day was really slow, then it was okay). That Dave guy really deserved to get bounced out, sounds like a pain in the ass. You shouldn’t have any regrets that he got canned, as he put that all on himself; he had all the time to try to redeem himself, but he didn’t.
thanks man,it feels good to know the right person finally got the boot.Definetly he deserved that,im going in later today and see whats up.lol its almost unreal how the place feels now without Dave.lol its like a walk in the park now
ahhhhhh yessss,nothing really went down yesterday at Wendy’s so I didnt add an entry but today tho was :wow: alright im going to get to all the juicy parts:
The Brandy looking chick has been beefing with the new manager(Dave 2.0’s replacement) for no apparent reason.She got upset with him out of nowhere,now…I dont know why their beefing cuz the new manager is easy to get along with,idk maybe they boning.So she left EARLY like right when she got there.
then one of the newer employees kept eating up all the fries ON HIS FIRST DAY!He was eating a small value friday he fixed for himself right in front of the customers at the register…the manager sent him home early.he wasnt even 30 mins into his shift yet lol
then one of the other chicks had to leave and go home cuz she finished her shift…
noooooooooooooow…We’re left with just FIVE PEOPLE ON THE TEAM POST RUSH HOUR!Bout to head into a 2nd rush hour 2-3 o clock.We broke alotta rules today to get things done.Fries were contaminated with raw meat blood(dont ask how),nuggets too,alot of ppl who ate there are going to be sick tonight ,the manager got pissed cuz of all the stuff that happened he through the SPATCHULA(sp?) against the wall,all i heard was FUCK THIS SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ding**throws head set on the groundIm going home too i was like :wow:.
he didnt go home but i took the leadership role today,my manager is cool i can understand what he was going thru.I told him its cool,its not his fault the ppl walked out and that he was doing a good job managing.Just dont lose your cool,as long as ur doing ur job its all good.Dude was literally about to cry,his eyes were boiling,
I learned a few new positions(chicken grill,making lemonade,making grilled chicken in the fryer,making bacon)i was supposed to work from 1-3pm but i ended up not leaving till 5:30,it was cool with me got to pick up some more exp,and being there longer really gave me a better feel of Wendys.Plus I was glad to help out.They needed me,cuz dude was going ape ish and about to have a nervous breakdown.I kept everyone calm and on P.#winning
now the fun parts of today:
We’re almost there SRK brehs when it comes to me bagging chicks,there starting to notice me more.I mean wow,chicks know my name and I dont even know theirs.I was like :wow: u kno my name?lol,my preggo latina love wasnt there but this new latina(she knew my name too) was ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh man,she was working the drive thru and i was like hmmm nice attitude cool,then when she changed into a Reebok baby Tee with some hot pants i was like wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow,she said bye to me and everything.She has some cute ass teeth too.
then theres the big lips chick…man…shes like 5’10 5’11,dark skinned black chick,man i gotta get her,she kinda digs me too,she was looking for me to say bye to her or something today lol but i was busy lol.Just kept looking towards me
and the other latina at the register WOOT WOOT WOOT…I’ve known her for a while now,we worked together before,but now she wants to conversate crack jokes etc,like I got a WOW card(more on that later) and got some free food,I placed an order for 2 large fries and she was like “lol ur going to eat 2 large fries by yourself?” lol i was like yeaaaaaaaaaaah.hahahhaha ive been working all day im hungry she smiled back lol.slow and steady wins the race brehs 
We have a new dude who is DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN status(if u watch Gabrielle Iglasias I dont have to explain the reference aka a overtly obese person) who works there.cool cat tho,i almost died laughing when he walked in and saw the new manager and said:
Damn dude sees new manager and says
Damn status dude:Hey…I know your sister
Manager:word how?
DSD:I was smoking blunts with her last night and playing PS2,she showed me pics of u on her phone
Manager:lol,well she calmed down alot
DSD:She didnt leave my house till 4 in the morning yesterday
Manager::wow: 
well…
DSD is a cool mo fo tho,dude has been working in fast food since he was 9,he’s 30 now.All this dude talks about is erb,video games and where the party is at.Dude is basically white Mike from the Wayans brothers just DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN status.He was the shift manager at another wendy’s,he showed me alot today.lol he even had the wendy’s wig on.
now drumroll plzthis is BIG NEWS…ok…the new manager told me hes going to put in a word for me to get an higher position than crew member :wow:,he said I did a great job taking leadership and helping out and that i really busted my ass today working.So hes going to leave a note for the head manager talking about me.And he gave me a WOW card where u can order anything u want for free for that day i took advantage of that ish lol.cool.
never thought i’d move up so quick tho,character means alot man.without it ur lost.Hopefully if I do become a manager or whatever im going to guide the team and not leave it hay wire like Dave 2.0.Im blessed man for real.
^^winning at wendys
Aw shiet. Is it that time? Is dave still hanging in there or did they cut him off?
-Starhammer-
I havent seen Dave in weeks man,he’s gone lol
LMAO!!! yup. the hammer done fell on him. I must admit, he did add some funny to the story. at least you still have the booty chicks to see up there. Keep on winning doc. :tup:
-Starhammer-