That song is rockin. Me likes.
-Starhammer-
Ahhhhhhhhh another work day…another wendy’s diary entry…Dave 2.0 is as bitchy as ever,I walked in and said “whats good dave 2.0” and he was like :wtf:…fill the ice bucket…im like cool.I fill it up and after a month of leaving the bucket on the ground awhile filling it up he gets all hostile like "The BUCKET DOSENT GO ON THE FLOOR!IT NEVER GOES ON THE FLOOR YOU GO LIKE THIS holds bucket with thighs against the ice box and scoops 3 ice scoops come on now man,All u had to do was just show me how to hold it and that was it,why scoop 3 times with an ATTITUDE.Dave 2.0 acts like a scorn bitch.
There were a few new managers today and boy…it causes mad confusion.Every manager has their own way of wanting u to do things,like I was cutting up the bacon and this 50 year old dude is like “just one strip” im like huh??I thought we cut 2 strips at a time?he’s like nah man its just one.Im like cool it was easier that way too.But peep we have a new manager there that isnt scared to cuss Dave 2.0 out and put him in his place,the new manager’s height is Sagat status with a Charlie Sheen I dont give a fuck,larger then life attitude(no pun intended)
The new manager was taking out the boxes and doing a trash run.And Dave was like “dont put the boxes on top of the trash can,keep them seperate”
The new Manager(we’ll call him Charlie):Look here,there are 3 ways of doing it,theres is the right way,the wrong way,and its my way,and we’re going to do it my way so sit ur ass down and GTFO the way yellsHOT TRASH COMING THRU!!!HOT BOXES COMING THRU!
everyone looked at each other with the
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face after that 
dude dosent care how we get the work done either as long as it gets done.Dude showed me how to make chilli and we couldnt find any unexpired chilli meat he turned to me and said “fuck it,nobody’ll know the difference,4 pounds 5 pounds who gives a fuck?” im like “word,u right man” again I was like
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as forr the chicks,my latina mami wasnt in today but COT DAMN at one of the black chicks that works there,her lips man,she would make FANTASIA JEALOUS…she has the BEST MOUF!!!mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,i almost got lost in’em today.One of my chicks I was crushing on is leaving(she has a bf tho) :sad: oh well we’ll see what tommorow brings…WIN WIN WIN
Dead @ “BEST MOUF!!!” I nearly choked to death on my beans and rice when I read that.
-Starhammer-
she really does have the BEST MOUF of all time!Her lips look swoll and juicy.I ain’t never seen nothing like that before.OMG at the thought of her giving a BJ.Imma call her red devil or Oral I mean OreckI mean I’ve seen some big lips but damn…I hope shes in tommorow,im going in!and at me working 1 day next week.Im starting to figure out how they got me working now:
One week=2 days
week after that=1 day
all equals up to 3 days
resulting in a nice paycheck every other week.Tommorow it’ll be pretty chill,NOBODY comes there so I have enough time to bag probably.
damn. pics. we want it. only three days every two weeks? Me not liking that. I hope it’s only during the trial period and they can give you more hours after you prove yourself. I’m fucking rolling over here laughing at dave’s plight. Part of me hopes you’re only trolling us because i would hate to see anyone get pwned this badly for real.
…Of course, the other 99% of me hopes it is real and that fool is at home molesting himself with a fistfull of his own tears. Extra salty, with ketchup.
-Starhammer-
I wish I was trolling,next time i look at the schedule i’ll see what her full name is so i can get the fb,but only if we have some type of interaction.
Dave been taking some mean l’s the last 2 weeks.Dude aint really a “boss” no more,just another disgruntled employee.In the bible it says every knee shall bow and I think Dave is trying not to bow sometimes I just want to pwn Dave myself and yell at him and say “YOU WORK AT WENDYS!!!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDYS,YEAH IM A SANDWICH MAKER,FRY DROPPER BUT UR JUST A GLORIFIED FRY DROPPER AND SANDWICH MAKER AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS COT DAMN PLACE,you only make 10 dollars more than I do so sit ur gary coleman,hairline looking like the Wu Tang Clan logo ass down”
ahhh i feel better,Dave is going to be out of there,Im waiting to see these matchups at my job:
Charlie vs Dave=Charlie has to be 6 4 or 6 2 dude is tall as hell,Dave looks at him lmao on some my big giant type of shit
Dave vs the gay dude=If you’ve been following,I’ve been saying that Dave might be on the low due to his feminem tendacies.but this gay dude is the EPI-TOME of gayness,hands slinking eye rolling neck popping popping gum dude is wild mango.Smh at them dudes hating each other than prob falling in love.Got Dave on some ole “i wanna work the same shifts as you”
Dave Vs the entire staff:Its pretty damn obvious that NO ONE likes Dave after being there for a month now.Everyone DREADS working with him.
As for days go,how long does the trial period last?
DAT C.R.E.A.M.
Given who is involved, I misread that as “shafts” … No homo.
I wrote a entry yesterday but my pc froze,let me try it again!
When I 1st got there the head manager was happy to see me as alwayz,he told me to put all the bacon on the bake sheets.But then after a little while he came back there and wanted me to do it faster,and said it shouldnt take more than 5 mins.lol its not my fault that the paper was soggy and some of the bacon wasn’t cut all the way through 
so after that I went and cleaned the windows outside the store(my fav job there lol),One of the dudes that I helped train last week came outside and we chat for a bit while I cleaned up the windows.Finshed that,went inside to do a trash run in the dining room…this is where the most normal/slow day became the most EPIC DAY…I was taking the trash out the trash can and a lady tapped me on the shoulder and told me someone thru a lit ciggarette out in front of the store and it was burning!So I ran to the head manager and told him,he told me get a bucket of water and pour it out.I ran to the back filled it up,came back running through the kitchen spilling water,lol,bumping into people lol,I got outside and SPLASH put it out.Ran back in FEELING LIKE A STRAIGHT BOSS!So then I go back and finish my trash run…I look out the window and there is ANOTHER FIRE WAITING TO HAPPEN…Repeat process…FEELING LIKE A BOSS!!!
Chicks yesterday,there starting to get to kno me now,talking and things like that,they start giggling when I come in there.So now its going to be alot less awkward to pull fb’s and pics ;-),i need more Saturdays!!!I finished a full day(1-4) too btw,thats going to be a nice paycheck for next week…winning!!!Oh I used my employee discount too,can u beleive a Small Frosty and a small dr pepper only cost me 50 cents???:wow:hmmmmmmmm I can make a side hustle off of this…:scheme:
oh one more thing,The Head Manager thanked me for putting the fire out and said im really doing a good job there,he likes how i get things done and listen…so this is what I have to say to Dave 2.0,replace Hulk Hogan with Dave 2.0:
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So it’s final huh? Dave…is gonna get GOT. I feel like playing that one part from Cheech and Chong’s Greatest Hit album.
“Dave?
Yes. It’s dave!
Dave?
YES!! DAVE!!!
…DAVE’S NOT HERE!”
GG on stopping that fire though. Coulda got serious if left alone. What jackass doesn’t know that you don’t throw lit cigs into a damn trashcan? For that matter, you don’t wanna throw a lit anything into something like that which can catch fire…and of course, burn down everything near it. :wtf: @ ol boy trying to put the homo on ya’ll. All that big bodacious latina badonk in the building, and that guy craves the sausage? I bet even Richard Simmons would be like, “C’mon son!! Even I would be up in that!”
Seriously though, ol’ lips ahoy is gonna have to give you some pics for the crowd.“I’ll put my straw in her shake! That’s what I would do, I put my straw in her shake!! Show her what it do!!”
-Starhammer-
I beleive Dave days is numbered at Wendy’s…Yesterday the head manager showed me how to make burgers on the grill,now I see that Dave is REALLY out to get me.I think I forgot to post about what happened a week or 2 ago…so lets rewind…
A few days after my hand got cut,there wasnt really too much for me to do at Wendy’s except for working the grill with my GOOD hand.Now the head manager got at Dave for trying to make it look like i was having a problem when I wasnt…When Dave was teaching me the grill he told me to put the burgers on the grill face down then peel the paper off of them(hope im explaining this right and not confusing anyone).So I did the same thing yesterday and the head manager said thats a EASY WAY TO GET BURNED!im like :wow: this dude tried to mess up my GOOD HAND!Its on!!!Im parrying everything Dave throws.
Either Way,Dave is going down!I still wonder whats up with all the new managers coming in tho.
and imma sit up in that back room with lips and give her a “vanilla frosty”
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Woah ! Look at all that beefy goodness didnt know man didnt know, Dave better watch his back, you gonna hundred one hand slap his ass up !
I hope Dave eats that in one bite without chewing.
WHAT?!? He tried to pull that shit on you?!?! :mad: Fuck that!! Yeah, that shit would’ve burned the FUCK outta ya quick, fast, and in a hurry. possibly the only liquid worse than getting burned by steam is grease. God forbid you get splashed by even a teaspoon full of grease when it’s fully heated. I probably should’nt even say anything else, because if Dave ends up stuck to someone’s hood because he got drop-kicked into oncoming traffic and I found out you did it, I’d feel badly.
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…Oh shiet. Did I type that out loud?
EDIT: For anyone who might still be wondering where my feelings about bosses like this guy are…
FUCK DAVE!!! I hope that bitch ends up sucking dicks for donuts in the unemployment line and leaves with a dirty chin and a handfull of I.O.U.s from bitch ass niggas who are more broke then him. :mad:
-Starhammer-
the funny thing is u dont even flip the burgers,all u do is lay the burgers on the gril hit a button and a “press” comes down and cooks for like 2 minutes.Then it comes up by itself,after that u just take a big scoop and place the burgers in a holding lane(4oz lane for singles,2oz lane for jrs).Its easy as hell.U cant burn’em either lol,as for the dave incident,the grill top is flat,they look just like the grills u would see in chineese restuaraunts where they cook the food right in front of u doing all those tricks.My hand SLIGHTLY touched the grill and that made me want to yell owwwwwwww.Honestly,I dont give a fuck about Dave no more,im not even saying how your doing no more to him.lol hes all grumpy when i get there but then when i get ready to leave he gets happy as shit."Alrite ur leaving??"Me:yeah him:alrite man have a good one boss
#FuckDave
If you have random managers coming in thats a sign of their letting daves bitch ass go :D. From experience in working in retail and fast food here in my area, when ever managers from other stores come in. It means that the store is lookin in either replacing a manager so they bring them in to get use to how the store works. Or you guys are just shorthanded so they call in extra help.
Man I hope so,Cuz the funny thing when all those managers were in that day my head manager told me Dave was in charge that day…so could that mean there looking at Dave???The usual staff was in tho,and the wall outside of the store says Hiring Quality Managers…I could care less about Dave but Dave leaving would be a pure bliss
This is how Dave 2.0 looks,this dude resembles him the most:
The writing’s on the wall…litterally. Dave?
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-Starhammer-
this song is right:
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Dave was looking pitiful today,idk if hes messing with drugs or not but dudes eye brows arent on his face no more…,I was breaking up the card board boxes today and I over heard Dave talking to one of the old managers,Dave told him “i tried to buy a house and my card bounced i got horrible credit…sighsidk man,i was thinking about selling my truck”…me:…
pretty good today,everything is becoming 2nd nature to me now.Made some chilli today for the 1st time at Wendy’s.Its real simple to make although…im noticing a DISTURBING PATTERN when making food…
for example:You have ur kidney beans,navy beans,then Chilli Base?!?!?!?!?!?!WTF is Chilli Base made out of looks on can and dosent see ingredients
example 2:Cuts up baconCooks baconTastes Bacon and say to myself :wow: what is in this Bacon tastes waaaaaaaaay diff than the bacon I have at home
there is always some SECRET Ingredient.
I seen my preggo latina honey today,she smiled,winked and waved.She wanted to see my cut,i thought she was going to kiss it 
shes starting to show even more.she cant tuck her shirt in no more.
Well I hit up Mcdonalds in my Wendy’s uniform lol,and this latina manager(she was prob my age) was hitting on me and I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT UNTIL I WAS HALF WAY THROUGH MY BIG MAC facepalms:
after i get my tray from counter
her:now u got to go back over there(mind u,the Wendy’s I work at is RIGHT NEXT TO MCDONALDS lmao)
me:hahahhasmiles
her:hey,how are those strawberry shakes at Wendy’s?
me:there good,alot of people order them!
her:u tried it
me lying:yeah there great!
her:so u just got off work,or ur going to work
me:i just got off…
her:cool smiles and leans against counter gazing
me:hungry and sayshave a good day now
her:blushes and sayshave a good day…
im like damn,I need to go back there next friday then.Chick was bad,her face was a bit scratched up but she was quite doable.
oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,I snuck my cam in and got some behind the scenes action…Just a little bit,cuz im not trying to get fired lol.luckily my phone is jet black,and my pants are jet black nobody noticed.I tried to get Dave but instead I got DAT ASS on some chick,wa la:
Enjoy,wont have another entry until next friday!!!