The Walking Dead - A New Series from AMC

I figured out why I hate Laurie less than the rest of the guys in this thread… She looks eerily similar to a girl I fucked a couple years ago so w/e with her being a bitch.

season premier

Spoiler

Starts with aftermath of barn massacre. Everyone is all sorts of pissed at everyone else. Herschel runs off to drink himself dember and Rick n Glenn go out and follow him. Laurie asks Darryl to do it (as he is carving his own arrows fuckin badass) he say fuck that noise I’ve been running around these woods looking for a dead girl. So Laurie goes out hits a zombie then wrecks, like a fuckin retard. While Herschel, Glenn and Rick are at the bar two Philadelphians come in and start talking and ask to come to the farm, shit gets tense one behind the bar reaches for his gun Rick caps him and his fatass friend couldn’t draw his shotgun any slower if he fuckin tried and got shot by Rick three times. Last shot was awesome Rick walked up an popped him in the face to finish him off. Somewhere in there Dale told Laurie that Shane pretty much admitted that he killed Otis.

I skipped some stuff that was the jist of it I think feel free to add

Nah it only really happens in the “mob” type situations. Single zombies biting people who then get away is what causes the fully intact zombies.

Decent episode and yeah ending was intense kind of reminded me of the bar scene from Inglourious Basterds.

That ending was beautiful. Rick is getting closer to the Rick i’ve known in recent years…

[details=Spoiler]Looks like i’ll have my phone call from the dead Rick soon after all! Only if he lost that hand too…
I absolutely HATE Laurie and hope she dies from this because she’s stupid as fuck.

Fuck yeah spoilers.[/details]

It’s funny how they managed to fix rick in one episode but then went and made Laurie even worse.

“Rick went to get Herschel back, SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO GET RICK BACK!!!”

“OMG A SLOW WALKING DEAD PERSON, I WILL WRECK MY CAR NOW”

NOW WE HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF TEH SEASON SEARCHING FOR HER. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

And keeping Shane around has also made Dale look like a huge whiny puss. Oh well! If everyone can be a badass except Laurie and Dale I’m fine with that. Sad mom needs to get bitten soon. Not enough horrible people bites in the show to date so far. We’ve had like one good one I think?

I almost wept when I saw that. This is set in an alternate universe where ovaries summon zombies and make you do silly things.

The story line is great. However, we need EPIC shit going on. Season 1 was awesome. Now, it’s all slowly and steady.

She even did the movie car flip too. I guess she just wanted some attention.

I just watched the Webisodes, that was a fun little 15 minutes. With a zombie apocalypse it’s always nice when they expand on the world with little stories like that.

The neighbor was funny. They did the classic zombie movie pull apart though, thats always bothered me when people just get ripped in half like that by super powerful zombies. At least the lady knew she was fucked. All those zombies came out of nowhere though. I guess it was from her screaming and all the gunshots.

Terrible writing on the writers part for Laurie.

Rick was gone like what, 30 minutes?? And Laurie is already so anxious to send someone after him??? Also for what reason? It’s not like Carl was in immediate danger. Ya I’m sure she’s concerned for the girl who fell into shock but after what we’ve seen so far, it’s not in Laurie’s character to be that worried over a non-family member.

Blah. Hope they resolve this plot with her crashing real soon rather than dragging it on.

I want these guys to get off the farm already!

dude called that bitch Olive Oyl.

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women drivers

comic book rick at the end. love it.

gdlk ending

as for laurie, the governor cant come soon enough. i didnt really mind her at first, but now bitch is getting out of hand with this shit.

Soft ass fat nigga in the back in the end…

Spoiler

Soft ass fat nigga in the back in the end talking about “I’ll shoot you all you three asswholes” in the head.

  • See Rick with his hand on his gun. ( From there if I was the big dude, I would had the pump out in front of me at least in a calm ready postion)

  • Then watches his mans get nailed in the head, then his big ass cant even swing that motherfucker around in time to protect his self.

Can’t remember his name but the token black guy is still yet to redeem himself, so he’s still bottom of that list

Line of the series

Stupid fucking Laurie they need to just kill that bitch off.

Shane is by far my fave character, looks like there trying to build rick rep up…

Carl is gonna become the mini shane…It’ll be great if carl finds out what shane did for him and ends up with a half brother.:eek:

We need to get the OP back so he can change the thread title to “The Walking Dead - Fuck a Spoiler Tag.”

or “TWD - A Spoiled Series from AMC” or "Don’t look in here until you read all of the comics and watch ‘insert date’'s show "

As far as I’m concerned, the writers did their home work with that line. I’ve dated chicks that said that same line almost verbatim whenever I chose to logically talk things out instead of lowering myself into a sissy scream fight… Women…

Yeah at least spoiler tags on comics damn people, don’t want to read another “gay, in the comics this happened instead!”