Gif?
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4.16am and I’m riding a Davina McCall exercise bike, trying to rehab a knee I fucked up running.
Tomorrow will be 2 hours press ups, sits ups and dumbbells before a 12 hour shift. I miss the gym.
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- I’ll need you to imagine the Star Wars theme on that one, ok?
"SJWars: Episode 69 - Can’t you take a joke dawg?"
After the release of Iroha in SamSho, the official SNK twitter, upon gazing at the marvelous ass of that character, as shown in-game, declared: “We all horny on main tonight.”
Naturally, this awoke the rumbling fury of the evil Social Justice Warriors who wished to claim another digital life by canceling the innocent lad who merely did a funny.
The tension reached its peak after a woman raised her voice and told everyone to put some respecc on her name even though she’s incapable of doing a QCF motion.
She proclaimed that while she liked the blatant oversexualization of Shiki and Mai, deeming her suitable waifus for all sorts of degenerates, she grew tired of the ceaseless, tasteless jokes on the official SNK account.
This was enough to rally all kinds of simps and Kotaku readers to her cause and as rationality was quickly torn down as usual in the vile Twitter realm, the SNK account itself tweeted, silencing the battle for a brief instant: “We don’t want no trouble, Mr. Simp man, here’s an official apology.”
With the former handler of the twitter account being given a “stern warning”, which we all know as code for “taken out back and brutalized with the SJW golf club”, Pertho and Bea brought the battle to the most glorious of battlegrounds, home of notorious shitposters like Evil Canadian and I.
Naturally, we tore into the argument with gusto, promptly identifying that the Twitter Twats were disgusted at the jokes, not at the fanservice, a grave sight that makes no sense to even the smartest of us, and as we found out that a respected SamSho player can’t do QCF’s, we’ve reached a conclusion…
Cosplay is evil.
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I wonder what makes Morrigan, Mai, Juri, and Metera okay while Iroha is suddenly the breaking point. I don’t mind and even like all of these characters but it seems weird that crane maid is taking all the heat.
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And it was cosplay porn too 
I got nothing against cosplay. I’m actually a pretty big fan of it. I just think this whole situation is a bit silly.
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I saw there was a whole bunch of new posts thinking something crazy happened…
Quarantine has people just itching to complain about anything. You know there’s corporations out there doing real fucked up stuff, but go ahead get the video game account hyping up their next character.
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Havent heard that name in years.
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Whose tits?
Iroha?
This isn’t the turn I was expecting this to take, but with the people involved in the debate it should come as no surprise.
Holy shit. That was Dime length.
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Seconding this. Come on Perth, give us the sauce.
Well she has an exercise bike and I’m riding it.
Tell me that 15-20 years ago and I’d have told you to fuck off, haha.
Japanese or Western?
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Thank you. I’m rehearsing to do the next thread’s opening post.
Expect more gifs and less words, but I needed them for that “damn, this never ends” feel of the Star Wars scrolling opening.
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Oh man, Pertho will open a whole can of whoop-ass on you if he remembers this next set.
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Western. One of those Spider-Man parodies by Vivid.
That movie wasn’t even that good… I should’ve went for the Avengers one with Rikki Six as Ms Marvel - at least it’d have been worth it.
Lol.
I recommend you to use a VPN next time.
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Yeah, I’ve been thinking about getting one. Not even for porn but to give my IP out for MVC2 Netplay.