Twin you need to stop setting us up for disappointment. You got peoples phone buzzing at 3am, they thinking its a booty call, but ends up being an SRK notification from you asking for games
Oh fuck, I tried learning roll canceling in CvS2.
This gives me flashback to practicing EWGF with Kazuya.
This was not a good idea except it feels great. I’ll be stuck in this vortex for a while I think.
Like, it’s beyond that, not only every damn ad is like that but it’s also something I noticed before the pandemic.
I watched this MyPillow ad and the owner/founder of the company was like “Just like you, I was having a hard time sleeping…” and then the fucker talked about the whole history of his company, showed pics of him making his own pillows, rambled for like 2 whole minutes and went another 1 on some sales he was doing.
At some point, even a dude that’s interested in the product says “I get it already, shut the fuck up!”
It’s like these morons are trying to make me uninterested on their products.
AND AS I TYPED THIS, UNCLE COOPER JUST POPPED IN SAYING “I CARE ABOUT 3 THINGS, I CARE ABOUT YOU, TIRES AND YOUR TIRES.”
At times like these, I wish I majored in Marketing and moved to the US, all these clowns would be food down here.
If I didn’t have some OG Xbox and crap ton of 360 games, I wouldn’t never bother with Xbox given their present strategy. All there “exclusives” are coming to PC at the same time.