2 different occasions…
me and genius talking at Evo
me: there goes justin
genius: imitating justin i wonder when my mom is gonna stop cutting my hair like a football helmet
me and genius: :lol:
last night at SG, me and stiggz are watching that dood from League City play cable/sent/doom and he starts doing stiggz’ trap
shot, shot, shot, shot, viper beam, doom’s rocks hit
stiggz turns around and looks at me
me: shit…iono man…:lol:
Cmutt (to Mike Lai) : "Where’d you get that McDonalds from?"
Genius : “Where the fuck you think he got it from? McDonalds dumbass!”
:lol:
:lol:
weekly
me, stiggz, and kensou
me: hey kensou, do u kno where i can find a good florist
kensou: mayn u live …*yada yada *
me: i zone out and think, how the hell is he gonna know
me: hey carlos, do u kno where i can find a good florist?
stiggz: try abc roses thats down on westheimer, its cheap foo.
me: alrite thanks
kensou: so a florist is a flower selling thing right?
me: duh!
pause for kensou’s comback
kensou: gee somthing john P actually knows
yea he was stupid… wat do u think a florist is u jack NUT!:lol:
…for once in ur feble life u actually said sumfin smart, nice jack NUT
HAHAHAHA! :lol:
Last week while i was getting my ass handed to me by that big titty girl in MD3, martin walks by, then genius walks by after and watches how martin walks
Genius: dawg…do you see how martin waddles…he walks like a fukkin retard…
me: no shit…
*genius then proceeds to race after martin imitating how he walks…
me: IMAO:lol:
What the fuck kinda topic is this? Really ya’ll… WHAT THE FUCK!!!
:mad:Shaff: !!!Shit Fuck God Piss Dick Ear Cum Giblet Cock Pube Crabs Damn!!!:mad:!!!Hoe Fag Goat Whore Slut Cake Vulva Gay Anal Sack!!!:mad:
everyone else: :wtf:
i remember on one occassion when Shaff was back in town for vacation, he was playing CvS2 and fucked up a JD… goes something like this…
Shaff fucks up a JD, me and Dan are watching
Shaff: WHAT THE FUCK…I JUST DEFENDED THAT SHIT!!!:mad: :fury: :fury:
Dan Imitating Shaff
Dan: WHAT THE FUCK…I JUSTED DEFENDED THAT SHIT!!!
oh yah, the SHAFF IS BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
ME: ROFLMAO…:lol:
HmMmMmMmmmmmmmmmmm…
some funny ass shit happened this past week…although this past week I was too high to remember any of it…
maybe thats why it was “funny ass shit”? eh?
During a match i throw shaff.
Shaff: WHAT THE FUCK…I JUST DEFENDED THAT SHIT!!!:mad:
Me: Uh…you cant JD a throw.
:lol: Till this day Shaff still says that when I throw him.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh man…do not tell me this is true… :wtf:
Its as true as Turtler being #1 ggxx player in the nation.
Stiggz after he rolls his opponent:
Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite to.the.mutherfkn. howwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Hails Hitler to the change machine
Genius: Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite howwrrrrrrr mah niggah!
Stiggz to me n vinny: alrite, whoever loses this match is the ugliest niggah out here…
me: but u lost to carney
Stiggz pauses*
Stiggz: okay next weekly then…
:lol:
its on for next weekly 
hahahhahahahhaaaaa…punk!
ok…people who get 4th or lower next weeklies are pronounced “SG’s UGLIEST!”
i remember that shit…:lol:
Carlos : "white power!"
Repulsorgeist : “but you arent even ALL white…”
Vinny : (comin outside) “Javi, get your AAASS in here.” :lol: haha faggot
That’s a lie I tell ya… David is just mad cause he can’t beat me in ST anymore.
Vega throws r stupid good. 