The Stargate Gestures and Lingo Thread: Revived

fixed…

here’s a future look at SG lingo…

everyone : damn whos driving that fly ass 240sx? :eek: :eek: :eek:

car door slams shut as genius pops out

damn straight…i get that bitch today!! The cars name is Myuu until it gets painted blue. Then its Aoi.

some random dood comes up to Ranma, Vinnyman and Stiggz at SG

random dood: u guys have tournaments here?

ranma: yea, we usually start around 8:30

stiggz to the random guy: um, if this fucker (points at ranma) is running the brackets, we’ll start at 10:30

ranma: (middlefinger)

vinny + stiggz::lol: :lol:

Darrell : (after losing to all sorts of shit from David) "Man thats it…i’m…i’m done"
Genius : “is that why they call you Onion Boy? From all the crying?”

me and john at the GGXX machine yesterday

something stupid happened during our match
john: (in a high pitched voice) WHAAT!!! GOOTTDAMN…faggot ass sol

*later on during our match, something stupid happens yet again *
me: (in a higher pitched voice) WHAAAAAT!

john: the winner of this match is deteremined by who can say “WHAT” in a higher pitched tone…

both: :lol:

Genius buys regular size Almond Milk Tea

Genius: let me get some nachos too
Cmutt : ok
a couple of minutes later the nachos are done
Genius : damn, i finished half my drink waiting for these nachos, chris.
Cmutt : shouldve bought a large

ivan playing against johnP sat night at sg when ivan blasted johnP with cable

ivan: g1mm3 d4t l3g b33ch!!!

another occassion when ivan rapes someone with magneto

ivan: s4 17 b33ch, S4Y I7!!! teeheeheehahaha:lol:

Jake playing Zero does his fruity desperation

Jake : that was AWESOME!!!
Javi : no it wasnt
Ryuwinz busts ShinShoryuken and kills him
Javi : now THAT was awesome.

And for those of you who don’t know, I’m the tall skinny white guy always with Walter :smiley:

GTFO VINNY :cool:

me staying at the hotel with LJ at evo:

will: dammit, this fucking headboard smells like pussy!
me: wtf did you expect, this is a hotel you know…you act like you never smelled a wet cunt before…me stops and thinks for a moment i take that last statement back…
me and will: :lol:

EVO QUOTES

at Evo gameroom :

Tuan is running with Mai’s corner jump crap. Then Genius runs full screen to land c.mp >> super with Chun Li and kills Mai.

Tuan : “Have you been reading GameFaqs?” :lol:


Vinny goes and plays pool with this girl till his marvel match is called. Then JohnP fills in and plays with her while Ranma stands next to them.

Tuan : "I think Ranma’s in line."
Genius : “I better put my quarter up!”


Florida KY Player : " (as i pick Dizzy) Woah…Ky is one of Dizzy’s worst matchups."
Genius : "I dont see how"
Genius proceeds to rape Ky :lol:


This isnt really a quote, but when we were on the road, we pulled over cause Cmutt got us lost again. Then everyone in his car got out quick as hell. Come to find out Del Taco owns Darrells bowels and he had everyone gagging in there. :lol:

Stiggz immensley rolls Power-Dn in front of his girl

Powerdn’s girl: Did u beat him?
Stiggz:no, i fkn whooped his ass…

PowerDn and his chick make their exit but just as they get to the door

Stiggz (yelling): “OH YOU LEAVING ALREADY?!” BYE!!! *waives bye
PowerDn::bluu:

Stiggz: I love leaving my shoe in someone’s ass in front of his girl…
Vinny::lol:
Vinny gets rolled
:bluu:

While at Denny’s, the waitress takes our orders. Later on I see her taking somebody else’s order. Me and crow sees this.

Me: That 2 timing slut!
Me and Crow: :lol: :lol:

while i killed off someone’s entire team with cable:

me: damn, cable’s such a fgt…
stiggz: dawg…if i was gay, i would marry cable…
me: nodds head in agreement true dat…

:wtf:

ivan talking shit after kicking johnP off the machine:

ivan: wh0 4r3 y0u…wh0 4r3 y0u!!! TEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHA
me and stiggz: IMAO :lol:

later on that night, johnP kicks ivan off the machine:

cmutt: what happened ivan, jumpY kicked you ass off the machine again?

ivan: throws one hand up in disgust scrl0b…scrl0b…nodds his head in shame
stiggz: look at the nigga’s fro bounce does the motion
me: :lol:

Ivan n Stiggz are pwning up on both marvel cabinets…

John P plays Ivan on his cabinets and loses to Ivan

Ivan: Te lo mando para aya pa que te lo pises! (Spanish for: Im sending him over to you so u can rape him!)

Stiggz: koo…

Stiggz rolls John P twice and John P decides to try his luck on Ivan again

Stiggz:Te lo mando para aya pa que te lo pises! (Spanish for: Im sending him over to you so u can rape him!)

Ivan: k!

John P molests Ivan
Ivan leaves shaking his curly fro back n forth in disgust…

haha good shit los.

last night at Genius crib :

Genius pours Crown and Coke for David
David : (sips it) I can barely taste the coke.
Genius : thats the point.
David finishes it
Genius : whatya think?
David : I dont like the taste
Genius : nigga this aint lollicup!

david is a girl!

cmutt, genius and ninked at IN and OUT during Evo

a mother and her 2 fine looking daughters walk in

genius: damn, i would love to be IN and OUT of that family
ninked: i would love to be IN and OUT of John’s Bunns…
genius: :wtf:

:lol:

shit it was more like a mother, 2 daughters, and their 2 fine ass friends.

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