The Stargate Gestures and Lingo Thread: Revived

Speaking of Yuu quotes, here’s a couple more:

Everyone was taking turns playing a round of Ken on 3s. It’s Yuu’s turn but Crow starts sitting down.
Yuu: Woah woah, calm down there princess. It’s my turn.
everyone: :lol:

and at the Guilty Gear machine I pick Ky
Yuu: What the hell? His name is KY? Like KY jelly? Why the hell you wanna play someone named after sex lube?

Yuu: Man, my fingers are so big that sometimes I end up pressing roundhouse by accident. They’re like sausages. I just wanna put mustard on that shit. Fuckin beanie weenies.

and other stuff this weekend:

Shaff (playing ST): Oh Fuck! Shit! You motherfucker!!
K-Step: Dude, we could record Shaff and use it as audio for a porno. “Oooh fuck! Oh shit! Oh motherfucker!”

at Topatiera a couple of goofy looking guys are hitting on some girls at the bar
K-Step: Man, what the hell is that? “Look at me with my leather jacket I got at Walmart.” Not even Walmart, that’s that Exxon shit they got hangin by the Doritos.

dude nothing beats the homeless guy with the flowers

Nothing beats a homeless guy with no food in his belly gettin owned! “hey man you look like your hungry?!” HAHAHHAHA

lean!

Crow loses to jake on ggxx.

Shaff: ok my turn

Crow:whoa whoa whoa, not on my stick, you mash too much!

Shaff: WTF?

Everyone::lol:

Yuu throws some trash on the ground.

kstep:man, look at you littering.

Yuu:yeah you like that, fuck the police!

2 cops at club vision look his way

Yuu:confused:

6:40am

yuu:later guys i gotta go to church

crow:yeah right! going to church’s chicken! bout to pick up a 10 piece.

Jan got owned by the police

JIZZ ON DEAD ROBBERS,CAR’S GETTIN BROKE INTO,RIMS STOLEN,CARS ON BRICKS,JAN ALMOST GETS ARRESTED, JAN GETTIN OWNED BY MIKE’S HEEL,JEREMYS PUBLIC INDECENCY,JEREMY LEAVIN CHICKEN WINGS AT THE APT,JAKE THINKN HIS SOL IS WINNIN WHEN KENSOUS IS REALLY,CROW TRYIN TO HIT ON THE CHICK OF THE GUY WHO GOT HIS RIMS STOLEN, CRAZY ASS COP RUNNIN OVER SHAFFS BROKEN CAR,CHRIS NOT KNOWIN JAN WHEN HE WAS GETTIN ARRESTED,JAN ASSUMIN THE POSITION,HARVEY SLEEPIN THROUGH ALMOST ALL OF IT, KENSOU DROPPIN DOOM AND TELEPORTIN BEHIND THE CARJACKERS, CHRIS EVERYONE HIDIN BEHIND YUU, AND WAYYYY MORE SHIT BUT JUST CANT REMEMBER.

HAD TO BE THERE!!!

YES IT WAS TO GOOD!

REAL TIME UPDATES

jake and crow master challenge on ggxx

jake wins first set and wins a dollar from crow. crow complains that he lost cause he was playin on “HIS” korean stick. they decide to play and second set to 5 for another dollar, but jake has to play on “crow’s” korean stick and for another dollar.

5 games later jake wins. crow has no dollar to give jake, so he gives hima quarter.

kstep:YOU GAVE HIM A FUCKING QUARTER??? HE BEAT YOUR ASS LIKE 10 TIMES AND YOU GAVE HIM A QUARTER??? THAT SOME GAY SHIT!

Jake still plays???:confused:

Dude at freakin’ Crow’s that cheap man-whore turned off the t.v. in the middle of John’s M. Bison custom… against a ratio four Raiden too :lol:

What really kicked ass was he turned off the t.v. again when John did Sakura custom on the next round… and John pulled it off sayin’ he “used the beat” :lame:

…Crow=Cheap

damn ur av is hot :eek:

damn your going to jail

damn she’s worth it! :lol:

Fo real. Even in a bad pic shes still hot.
One night with Hillary Duff > 10,000 nights with big Tyrone

see this is why your a fucking weirdo alex

STOLEN!!!

KOBE!!!

copyright Yuu
edit: this is kensou…aparently ppl dont kno how to log out of their sn when their done on my freakin comp…points at racer…:bluu:

next time racer does that, post as him talking trash in that dirty little MWC thread about the $2,000 master challenge deal on st with wattson vs empire. that would be funny

KOBE

There was an “unofficial master challenge” at SG tonight. Crow vs. Harold in ggxx. :smiley:

Harold was at the machine and Crow steps up, and loses. It was close, so he pulls a Kobe (borrowed from Yuu) and sits and plays again. Same thing. Again. After awhile it’s 8-3 Harold with Ky, so he switches to Sol. Wins that matchup 3-1. Switches to Testament.

After he won the first game with Testament, I got tired of watching and went to play games in the other room. I come back 20 minutes later and they’re STILL going, hogging the ggxx machine. :lol: At this point, Harold has decided he’s going to beat Crow twice with every character in the game, and had done so with Ky, Sol, Testament, Axl, and Millia, when Cmutt ran them out to turn off the machines. :lol:

been a while since this thread has been active…guess i’ll post up sum recent stuff…lets see…

sunday: me n genius r playin sum guilty gear and genius jumps up to air throw me and misses, the comments went sumfin like this…

genius: WUT!?!?! CAN A MOTHAFUCKA GET A DAMN THROW?? SHIT! THROW BITCH!

tuan: BOB DOLE BITCH!

me n genius::wtf: :wtf: :lol: :lol:

that shit there was rather priceless…and another…me n gene in marvel, my strider is beating gene’s sent down…

gene: DAMN MAN! FUCK! GET THAT LIL BITCH OFF ME!!

me: NINJAS OWN U BIATCH!! :lol:

good times indeed…

Hitler: Man, chug that shit!
Lizzie: NO! Fuck you!
Hitler: Pleeeeeeaaaaassssseeeee!

KrAzYsTeP: Man, f00 thinks he’s tight!
Hitler: I’M TIGHT! I’m a G! I’m a fuckin V! V UNIT NIGGAH!!!

Hitler: Man, this scar, fuckin ganstahs got me!

Hitler: STFU! Nigga tryin to sleep!

Hitler fuckin tried to roll cancel the wall, didn’t work.