lol, i’m just pulling your chain pap. your good enough. i heart you. retard.
papasi fix my training mode you cock sucker.
Ryu’s brown Gi is ugly as hell and anyone who uses it has no fashion sense.
WTF… is this Super Fashion Fighter 2 Turbo?. i think that color sucks too xD.
lol ultracombo…the rupal of st lol
OK fellaz new topic…
Chubby chicks…YAY or nay
I say yay. I got my name from a fat chick I used to bone
dem areolae man
I know it’s messed up but I actually LOL @ this!
you used to bone a fat chick named dj frijoles?
I have real issues working with fat chicks. Nay, mostly.
lol I think i worded that wrong.
I use to bone this fat chick and one night we were kicking it in my civic out in front of her house drinking and eating chips and cheese dip just shooting the shit right. And she tells me. You should be a dj. you be REALLY popular. But what would your name be ? you’d have to have a dope ass name.
and BAM.
first thing that came to my mind was frijoles.
Go to here?
http://shoryuken.com/f343/hdr-classic-mode-only-matchmaking-thread-257057/index3.html#post10579897
Shit i had a BBW last week.
She was a horrible fuck though… :tdown:
In my experiences with big girls i’d say that they are kinda lazy in bed.
They just wanna lay there.
They ARE fat…i guess it does make sense.
They get sweaty quicker, and they get smelly quicker than thinner women.
THey get tired quicker, and don’t/can’t do certain positions.
I’ve had it with them. :wasted:
…but there is one on my Myspace that i’d smash the Living Daylights out of.
Ass is so big.
fat chicks slob a knob like it was their last meal though, or so the stereotype goes anyway. never had fat chick dome though so i can’t verify.
i still chuckle to myself when i imagine the fat chick you boned was named dj frijoles.
“yo, dj frijoles, let me give you some d”
“i’m lazy, so i’ll just sit here and you can imagine you’re fucking a couch”
“good enough…”
fuck me it’s 5am and i still have studying to do
Oh let me TELLLLLL YOU
this was me every Friday after the clubs lol. Yes I took that hoe to the clubs lol.
haha this made me think of my prison days so Im bout to tell a story lol.
You see in prison, there aint no pussy lol. So a man can get pretty hard up ( no pun intended ). Just ask the lifers lol. So niggas got all this free time on their hands and scheme up ALL KINDA SHITS.
Thus came to be the FI FI
Instructions:
First you wanna have a clean towel.
Next you want to get one of the homies that works in the infirmary to steal a latex glove for you. ( this might cost you 5 top ramens (5 top ramens = 1 dolla) and hopefully he wont have to keister it to get it onto the yard lol.
Next step is to order you some lotion from canteen ( store )
So now you have all the necesities and your ready to get to work
Step one is to roll up your towel like in the picture.
Pro Tip: You wanna roll that bad boy up real tight
Step Two: Put on the latex glove.
Step three: Grab the towel and stick your middle finger into the middle of the rolled up towel.
Step Four : Pull/Roll the latex glove off of your hand and onto the towel so it will hold the rolled up towel in place.
Step Five: Slowly extract your middle finger from the glove/towel without the glove coming out of the towel.
Step Six: lol grab the lotion and grease that bad boy up lol.
additionaly you can roll a sock over the other end to hold your FI FI in place
NOW IF YOU REALLY FEEL KINKY lol…
Prison matresses really suck. You can bend um, fold um, even burn um in a riot lol.
Grab your FI FI and put it on one end of the bed then roll the whole matress up with the FI FI in the middle. Now you have a FI FI you can hug lol.
lol :::DISCLAIMER:::
I NEVER USED ONE OF THESE THINGS
lol and if you don’t believe me I gives a fuck lol.
I wonder how many heads are gonna make one of these now lol
man I just realized I’ll do anything for a laugh lol.
The Top ramens reference tells me that your story is legit. Tell us how you make pruno and gourmet jail house spread now.
ho ho ho my negro !
I can make the fuck outta some spread.
You need a plastic bag, cans of chilly beans lots of top ramens, a stinger to heat up water. the little seasoning packets from the ramens, the ham from the sack lunches from mid day chow time. sriracha hot sauce from canteen, a P38 and about 45 South Siders
( woopty woop )
Heat up the water, break up all the ramens and throw them into the bag with the hot water , masage the bag like it was some fat girls titt. once its soft, make a hole in the corner and drain the water, throw in the chilli beans and the ham and whatever else you wanna throw in, masage the titt some more.
serve with flour tortillas and voala !
Never made pruno but it cost 5 bucks for a foldgers jar of the shit unless its white lightning. Did you nkow you can go blind from drinking that shit ?
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dj stop posting nasty stuff, go print some stickers to play with your daughter
hahaha ok ok I’ll shut up.
I’m just gonna make one more thread tonight/tomorrow then Ill shut up ( for a while ).
nice, but you forgot the crushed up pork grinds and that boot leg flaming hot cheeto’s for the crunchy texture. and I think the yellow folk use wonder bread in the place of tortillas.