Eh. If that person gives me good service i tip like 5$
Nothing really big
This 20% thing is a scam
So a $5 tip regardless if it was yourself at a cheap place with a $15 bill or a nice place with multiple people at the table and a $300+ bill?
I am never going out with you.
Why? Waiters and waitresses make fucking bank.
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Depending where you are doing waiter work at, hell yeah.
Like Steak houses, Nice Sushi places, Upscale 5 star stuff.
And most waiters don’t do just one table, they have like 3 to 5 tables at a time. Lets assume the average table’s bill is $300. Which is not hard, I had dates where dinner cost me $195 easy (I took her to a nice Italian Bristol and she ordered the 2nd most expensive thing on the menu).
Lets say you are working at a high class joint, working 4 tables every hour, that is easy 240 an hour (60 per party). Work 4 hours that 960 before taxes. $1,920 for a 8 hour shift.
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Insightful.
Lol genetics said your a loud mouth can’t have you having kids 
I mean. . . they’re howler monkeys not King Nut monkeys. So. . . maybe that’s winning? 
Maybe if Howlers are lucky, they have a social structure similar to baboons.
Dr. Sapolsky is awesome!
Maybe the liudest onea have suoer concentrated sperm…man what the fuck lol.
Fuuuucckkkk!!!
Blur that please…
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If that thing bit you, you’d have super human strength and be able to swing around the city fighting crime in your neighborhood.
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Lol I hid it, fam
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Dude, the fuck is that??
It seemed freshly shat out of Satan’s asshole
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That spider is dope. Its some shit right out of a space movie.
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Yea i think that Spider looks fucking awesome. I mean if i found it in my house I would smash the shit out of it, dont get it twisted…but it does look super cool.
Video game designers should look to nature more for spider designs. The real boring typical one used in games most of the time is played the hell out. Lemmy fight that thing in the picture lol.
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That looks like something out of Borderlands.
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For real. Fuck them black widow lookin’ spider bosses. Give me a demon orb spider boss.
could even make it huge and have some dude riding on its back or some shit.
P.S. Im with you RSG, i’d smoosh the thing instantly if I saw it crawling anywhere near me. Still looks fuckin’ crazy cool doe.
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Lmfaooo this reaction is too much