How about you malnourished kids spoiler your anime buttcracks and boobush.
The fuck (do) you think you are <-double entendre
Fruits
of the loom
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opera doesn’t consider anime a word
or entendre though. Push. Get your bet back.
i’m about 30 minutes into Tom Yum Goong 2. this shit is legitimately horrible. wtf, Tony :mad:
wtf, RZA :mad: does this dude have a “must make out with Asian bitch” clause in all of his movie contracts? why is he even in this?
hopefully JeeJa AKA 8th Dan Calf Bodyguard/Concubine AKA 8DCBodyBine can save this fuckslop.
EDIT: Noel Brown just saved this movie (so far)
nobody tm is amazing. it’s the Rosetta Stone for the aliens find our irradiated planet and want to figure out what went wrong.
“hold on, let me get this straight, you had people on this planet that want to stifle truth because they wanted their feelings to be more important? and they won?” Q̴A͡N̡͢͜ would giggle.
“i know right?” i’d reply because i’d still be alive because i’m immortal. *“some of them had nice calves, doe” *and Q̴A͡N̡͢͜ would give me dap because he knows i’m trill.
it’s been 2 years, but i’m back taking pictures of sororities. i went last evening (and i’m going tonight). many of them remembered me and they made me take pictures with them (obv the ones that can see The Wall coming). this Calfturday is Original Content from previous years.
faces have been erased to protect the sexy.
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also check out that car in the background. a tree fell on it about 10 minutes before i took that picture (yes everybody saw it, yes everybody was like “OHHHHHH!,” and yes i got pictures of the damage). the back end literally bounced.
I’M GON EAT
Youtube it. It is worth the lolz you will get if you discover it for yourself.
-Starhammer-
(Does it make me [more of] a horrible person if I want all the motherfuckers who run red lights to always crash into something relatively harmless that causes them to get forcibly ejected–since we know these assholes aren’t wearing seatbelts in most cases–and die? Because I would have gotten hit by yet another one of them if I wasn’t actually far more alert than I look and most people seem to be and this one actually slammed into another car that was just turning. Ugh. I hate people…)
Anyway, that and other delays aside, I finally finished both tests from earlier. Apparently I’m only 10% stereotypically white since I got only a 10 out of 100 on the white test and even some of those are technicalities with a margin of error of plus or minus 2. Not to surprising given how many of them were related to celebrities or dancing or TV, all things that I don’t really care for.
As for the geek test, there I am apparently about at least twice as geeky as everyone else thus far given got about 25% with 76 out of 300. I’d have (way) more if I actually watched TV or entire series of movies or cared about (American) comics anymore given how many of them were related to those things, but, yeah, that’s not surprising.
As for what I answered, if anyone is masochistically interested, then I’ll just put that in spoilers.
Within the domain of whiteness, my blickity blackness is apparently eclipsed by these ten things:
[details=Spoiler]1. Discussed Adam Sandler’s movie career? [Briefly. About how much of a sell-out he’s become.]
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Sang a Tenacious D song? [More than one.]
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Laughed out loud to Monty Python? [While I think the movies get over-quoted, who the fuck hasn’t that has actually seen them?]
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Seen more than one Wes Anderson movie? [At least The Life Aquatic, Moonrise Kingdom and, as of two weeks ago, The Grand Budapest Hotel.]
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Seen multiple episodes of “Whose Line Is It Anyway”? [Technically, I’ve only seen bits and pieces of episodes via Youtube, though I still think that counts.]
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Said, “I can’t/don’t tan”? [Because I already am brown. Thanks.]
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Never been the only white person in the room? [Well, technically…]
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Wanted to be on MTV’s “Real World”? [A couple of times. It seems like it could in theory have been interesting, but ultimately not worth it.]
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Watched “Saved by the Bell: The College Years”? [I think I’ve seen a couple of episodes. I forget though.]
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Thought about traveling back in time? [Again, who hasn’t given what a common trope it is?][/details]
Within the domain of the geek, I apparently don’t obsesses over particular things enough to answer yes to at least a third of things, though I do know what LARPing is (and know way too many things about fan fiction):
[details=Spoiler]1. Have you read Watchmen? [At least twice. Still haven’t seen the movie.]
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Do you own a copy of Watchmen? [At least two, technically. Also technically, I’ve owned more than two at certain points, though those were given as gifts to others, so…]
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Have you read The Walking Dead? [Only the first TPB’s worth.]
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Have you read Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns? […Unfortunately. I had to read it for class anyway, so meh.]
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Have you read the Batman storyline “Hush”? [I haven’t read in its entirety though.]
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Have you read All-Star Superman? [Still haven’t read all of it.]
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Have you read the X-Men storyline “The Dark Phoenix Saga”? [Yes. Mastermind is one of the Marvel’s universe hugest bastards, which is saying a lot.]
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Have you read Joss Whedon’s run of Astonishing X-Men? [Yes. Shame the guy that was after him decided to then immediately kill off an out-of-character Forge.]
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Do you own more than 50 single issues comics? [Way more. Still need to catalog them…]
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Have you ever argued with someone about who would win in a fight between two superheroes for an entire evening? [Thanks, SRK.]
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Do you read Manga? [Or, at least, I used to. I haven’t kept with One Piece and the two abominations that are Bleach and Naruto in the past four or so months. Also I still need to read something I promised Sexperienced I would read a while ago…]
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Have you ever spent an evening creating D&D characters just for fun? [Oddly, given I’ve never played D&D itself. The system seems…interesting and as someone said, pretty much ever [J]RPG borrowed some elements from it starting out.]
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Have you played with the same RPG character for more than 3 years? [Not in a LARP though.]
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Have you ever downloaded the computer version of favorite RPG? [Technically. I was given an emulator of at least Earthbound/Mother 2 forever ago.]
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Do you own a 20-sided die? [Yes. Got it for M:TG.]
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Have you ever played Magic: The Gathering? [What did you I just tell you? I rarely play though.]
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Do you own more than one customized deck? [See above.]
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Do you have any Magic cards with white borders? [Nothing of value, unfortunately. Gods, if I had any of the Power Nine I would sell that shit so fast…]
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Do you own a Magic playmat? [Only recently, ironically after the last time I played in months.]
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Do you put your Magic cards in sleeves? [Who doesn’t if they play?]
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Do you play in weekly tournaments? [Technically, even though I’ve only ever gone to like three.]
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Do you judge people by which colors they favor in their Magic decks? [I think we all know by this point that I judge everyone. More seriously, though, I don’t think I’ll ever understand people who play four or five color decks or most mono-Green decks.]
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Have you ever spent more than $10 on one Magic card? [Rarely, though I’m pretty sure it’s unavoidable given the fucking money grab that is “Mythic Rare” rarity.]
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Have you ever traded Magic cards with a stranger? [Pretty sure I have.]
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Have you ever participated in a sealed deck tournament? [Pretty sure I have.]
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Do you think Magic: The Gathering is meaningful? [In as much as it basically started the whole Trading Card Game genre. Other than that, some of the backstory can be interesting, but that’s as “meaningful” as it gets to me.]
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Have you ever played Risk? [My best friend really likes the game, so I have played it at least a couple of times.]
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Have you ever, knowing you’re going to lose, actively prevented someone else from winning? [Not sure how this qualifies as “geeky” rather than just “spiteful”, which is why it applies to me.]
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Have you ever gone to a midnight release for a video game? [I’m pretty sure I’ve done it once, **maybe** twice. I can’t remember what it was for though.]
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Have you ever missed work to play a video game? [Pretty sure I have. Not necessarily intentionally though.]
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Have you ever beaten a video game in one sitting? [Given how many platformers I play…]
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Do you still have an original NES? [Yes. I’d have two if I hadn’t donated the other to my elementary school more than decade ago.]
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Do you still have an SNES? [Yes. Too bad my Super R-Type died for it apparently.]
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Do you still have a Sega Genesis? [Yes. Finally found it again after a decade. Need to see if I can get it working.]
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Do you still have an Atari? [Yes. Technically it’s my sister’s though.]
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Do you still have a Dreamcast? [Yes. It’s what I have CvS2 and MvC2 for. Too my only controllers broke a while ago…]
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Have you ever played a game online? [looks at Pokemon thread]
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Have you ever participated in a video game tournament? [Once. As a barely post-prepubescent teenager.]
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Have you ever read the novelization of a video game? [I…think I have. I can’t remember for sure though and might be confusing that for fanfiction.]
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Have you ever written your own fantasy or sci-fi stories? [Despite how little I get around to writing…]
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Have you ever read an entire 500+ page book in one sitting? [The fourth Harry Potter when it first came out. I think I ravaged that thing in four-ish hours.]
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Have you ever stayed up all night reading a book or series? [Goes without saying.]
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Have you ever gone into deviantART to see if other people think the characters look like you do? [When I used to look at deviantART at all, that was among the things I would find possibly interesting.]
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Have you ever had a crush on a character from a book you were reading? [Not sure what counts as a “crush” rather than merely finding a character somewhat alluring, especially given the creepy, overly emotional extremes too many people seem to go to.]
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Have you watched Stargate? [Not sure if it’s talking about the movie or one of the three spin-off series, but I’ve seen a lot of anything that isn’t Stargate Universe.]
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Have you watched Farscape? [I don’t think I ever watched very much of it though. I was more of a *Lexx* kind of guy.]
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Have you watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer? [Shame everything went downhill so fast after Buffy got resurrected and Willow went evil.]
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Have you watched Babylon 5? [I think I’ve seen a couple of episodes…]
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Have you watched Supernatural? [I have seen **one** episode in its entirety.]
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Have you watched Sherlock? [I have seen **one** episode in its entirety.]
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Have you binge-watched more than 8 episodes of a show in one day/night? [A least two different animes with my best friend and some other people. Probably more than that as well given how much I backlog my DVR.]
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Do you know the difference between Data’s emotions and Spock’s? [Given they are not that similar, uh…]
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Do you watch any anime? [I’d be interested to learn which of people on SRK who have answered this thus far in its entirety **didn’t** check this one off without lying.]
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Have you seen all of FLCL? [At least twice and I just bought the DVD of it too.]
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Have you seen Akira? [At least twice. Still need to read the actual manga though.]
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Have you ever pretended that you have force powers when going through an automatic door? [Again, who hasn’t? I haven’t even seen Star Wars for the most part and I’ve done it at least a couple of times.]
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Have you seen all the Alien movies? [Given I just watched Prometheus finally out of masochistic boredom a couple of days ago, yes, now I have.]
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Have you ever gone to the midnight release of a movie? [Pretty sure I have. I can’t remember what though.]
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Have you ever described a movie as “so bad it’s great”? [Again, who hasn’t?]
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Do you know lines from Troll 2 by heart? [Only the memetic “They’re eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooood!” line that it’s so infamous for. That and the kid finally realizing that Nilbog is “Goblin” backwards and him randomly freezing time to urinate on the food to prevent them from eating it. …Yeah, I remember too much of that movie already.]
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Can you complete this sentence: “Do or not do…” [“there is no try.” Still haven’t seen the Star Wars movie that’s from though. Unless I’m confusing this…]
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Installed an operating system? [Pretty sure I had install Windows manually on something years ago. Fun times.]
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Have you ever defragged your hard drive? [Not like that’s difficult if even I can do it.]
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Successfully diagnosed a bug on your computer? [See above.]
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Have you ever installed a mod on a game? [Again, not terribly difficult.]
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Made a mod for a game? [Yes. Still am making one or…several. Slowly.]
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Do you understand anything on 4chan? [Unfortunately. Though I’ve never been there.]
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Do you ever worry that you won’t managa to finish reading all the books you want to read before you die? [Sigh.]
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Do you correct people’s grammar? […]
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Do you own more than 1000 books? [Even if we’re only counting books, then I’m pretty sure I own slightly more than a 1000 at this point. If we’re including magazines and individual comics too, though, then… low whistling noise]
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Have you ever been to an observatory? [I should go more, especially since I’m technically “near” Chabot.]
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Have you ever tested a theory for fun? [Amusingly, it’s almost never a “scientific” theory though.]
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Do you judge people who say “I just don’t like math”? [See above M:TG-related question about judging.]
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Have you ever read fan fiction? [Yes. That’s actually pretty much all I’ve been reading this year outside of finally finishing that Auschwitz book.]
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Have you written fan fiction? [See above despite not writing a lot.]
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Have you been sexually aroused by fan fiction? […Profound sadness? It has indeed happened even though most of the porn though, as with visual porn, is pretty damn hilarious though when it’s not being just disgusting.][/details]
[Italicized EDIT: Not sure why it’s randomly italicizing everything after the number 10, inclusive, on both lists or why it’s screwing number 9’s comment, but it won’t let me easily fix it, so whatever the fuck for right now.]
It was posted a couple of pages back: http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/what-level-geek-are-you.
You already did the “stereotypically white” test, didn’t you? If not, then was posted like three or so pages back: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/how-white-are-you-really?bffb.
What would she even do with that, I don’t ever recall her ever rolling for an attack…
Welp, nice knowing ya guys! I’m out.
*tips a derby hat before hopping off the train ride known as The Internet."
I wonder what we’re going to do at work since we: 1. have no way of knowing if we ever got packet-sniffed (we did) and 2. will have to revoke and reissue every fucking public/private key-pair ever generated on our vulnerable devices. Sadly, the worst part of all of this is having to talk to vendors for extended periods of time. :mad:
:tdown:
Nice, Shaft Agent. I looked at a few more of those videos and I can see some merit in them. Fucked up shit though. Which, I gather, is appropriate. :tup:
Yeah i got a 70 Damned…fucking star trek.
That stereotypically white test thing is not really a good test of that, IMO.
I’m 100% Irish, I burn pretty easy, the works.
This is me. Posters in the back are cool, gotta get more. I have more around my place, but only got those two for that…
[details=Spoiler]I squint way too much, too often.
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4 out of goddamn 100.
Only white by skin color, I suppose?
pax shenanigans are in full effect. my boy was tryin to get it in on a stripper on day 0. dont ask me where she came from lol.
Who’s an outcast at that concert? Not right. Should embrace everyone.
I got 91 out of 300 in that geek test. I bet if I shared my friends’ weird obsession with Star Trek (one of them got that stupid symbol tattoo’d on her tit recently) I would have scored much higher.
Am I doing something wrong by engaging idiots on the forums? Yes, I know to ignore trolls and all that good stuff, but sometimes, I will see something so… ignorant that I must intervene. Posting stupid shit like “Smashboards knows more about Smash than anyone else” DESERVES a Sweet Chin Music to the jaw… They never use 70% of the shit in the game, so there’s no way they know everything about it.
Are they the ones ruining threads, or is it me ruining them by trying to save people from being indoctrinated in the propaganda of places like Smashboards and Smogon?
Have I lived long enough to see myself become the villian?
We don’t care, and neither do they. You should ignore people more instead of wasting your energy.
Coachella crowds are always bad.
You get an Outkast reunion and no cheers?
Having seen the threads transition to mini smogon, it wasn’t you ruining it.
Fairly often, the *extremist is right.
*Evil is nearly ALWAYS a matter of perspective(eldritch horrors and the like when it is objective evil at hand lol) and overtly different points of view. Terrorists/freedom fighters yadda yadda. You get it.
I was gonna say something along the lines that those people were probably fans of shitty rappers but you already handle it. Kinda like fools dissing cypress hill for making a rock album but riding lil waynes nuts.
So at coachella it went from a cool place to see a cool perfomances
To another place where kids wait for a guy to start his laptop? Omg this drop
Fuck white people
Fuck kids these days with their horrible tastes
Edm is shit
i like how your so salty without seeing anything of it. your like a grumpy church goer protesting noah cause you “heard” they changed some stuff.
