The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

Some guys should just clip their hair

You checked off 2 out of 100 possible white people scenarios.

Congratulations, you are NOT white! You’re the first of your friends to perfect a new dance move and never have to worry about what level of SPF you should use. Heck, you might not even know what SPF stands for and that’s OK because the sun is your friend and that’s cool as shit.

lol 2

I litearlly asked myself, who the fuck are these people, or what are these things when taking the ā€œexamā€

Sample of the check boxes included:

ā€œYou live in this country legallyā€
ā€œYou live in a house with less than 12 peopleā€
ā€œWhen you pull over to the side of the road, it isn’t to sell oranges out the back of your truckā€
ā€œYou can spell the word ā€˜literallyā€™ā€

I got a 41. Remember, I’m 1/16th black Azorean.

5/100 which is surprising since I’ve spent the vast majority of my life around white folk :lol:

Who hasn’t run up a bunch of steps like Rock Balboa? Nothing bad will be said about Monty Python RockB :coffee:

Heres one for you SRK - http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/what-level-geek-are-you

RockB and Saitsu should get 40 straight off the bat :lol:

I got 44/300 I have nerdy tendencies but I’m not a true geek.

…I’m okay with this

6/100.

It’s nice to be back in Chicago , if only for a few days.

47 out of 300. I am not true to the game either I guess. :rofl:

-Starhammer-

"…but my best friend is black!!"
For a time during high school…I was that best friend.
I was not in the loop.

Didn’t know eating soup from a bread bowl was a ā€œwhiteā€ thing…

I got 100 and was declared the whitest person ever. Do I win?

Spoiler

20. Less than I thought it was gonna be.

49/300
Some of the shit in there was like beyond nerdy.

I scored 7 out of 100.

Fuck whitey.

2 out of 100

*You got 23 out of 300.

You’re not very geeky. Not to worry though! Just read some Tolkien, watch some Star Trek, and you’ll be speaking Klingon in no time.*

Thank gawd. I don’t even know wtf a Klingon is :lol:

my nigga…if you filled out a 300 question then you already know that you’re a geek, don’t even need to click ā€œsubmitā€ on that shit.

Dafuq, how did you score like that then?

…Goddamnit

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/brookes_decision.gif

Y’all know this is photoshopped right? Just thought I’d point that out…

In other news Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

-Shines Million signal- You know in 5 years that shit will be on sale at Walmart in the discount aisle and trade ins of used pussy would be accepted at Gamestop. :coffee:

Not sure if this was posted

But seems like they finally found that gorilla that escaped from the zoo and punched Bobby in his eye

This was in Houston

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8PI1NOwlag

took the white people test, got 2 out of 100. it was looking like 1 out of 100, but they got me on the ā€œseen junoā€ question. i have seen that movie, although i dont remember it well, and i didnt watch it in its entiriety, nor did i enjoy it. they may have gotten me on the macarena or electric slide if this was the 90s and i was 12. lol. i aint bout dat life anymore.

i enjoy a lot of different stuff, but i guess im not white enough. oh wellz