The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

[Rick_Ross]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Zf9ajnxm0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apQwUDSMUec

Tim and Eric are comedic geniuses.

[maxx]

@Maxx sorry for not directly just answering your question. I just get a hard on for this kind of shit and can’t stop a-squirtin’ out words :tup:

its ok…im actually thinking about a career in IT. so this kinda thing is interesting to me.

[Manx]

Yep. You can change all the passwords you want, but if the SSL software isn’t patched, it won’t matter at all.

Xactly. That’s one big reason this is such a big deal. You essentially have to wait until they announce that they’ve patched. Stupid sites that don’t patch or don’t announce the patch you’d pretty much have to abandon.

Oh, and there’s talk that the private encryption keys could get leaked through this flaw as well, so that means that hashes that have already been sniffed can now be automagically decrypted and read.

There’s gotta be somebody out there who’s managed to get hash dumps from the major internet sites and has them stored somewhere just waiting for this day to happen. Welp, it (possibly) has.

:tdown:

[Rick_Ross]

@TheMartian and @PhantomAngel need to play it, though they probably wouldn’t stop if they were to get into it.

I don’t think you can play PoE on Mac’s. Sorry PA.

As for The Martian, he would probably ask if it’s on the Xbox One :lol:

[Combo_Knight]

What did you see in the picture? I bet you saw a couple in an intimate pose, right?

Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario

What they WILL see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture!

Now the question is, can you find the dolphins at all

bottle of luv making]

Rummaging through Epidemics dresser again huh?

[Shaft_Agent]

10 out of 100. how does it feel to be so close to whatever my ethnicity is, scrubs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVabHVw4dMc

Why are white people in this?

LATE

that movie was beautiful but sucked ass.

[AYO]

Oh yeah I saw that film. It did suck, but it was pretty.

[white_shadow]

A Brazilian woman being interviewed about the robbing epidemic in Brazil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9tV0dGMEnSo

Only to be robbed on live television.

I was planning on traveling down there for the bunda Olympics, I may have build special “Carnaval” armor a la Tony Stark for safety.

Back when I was playing Football and Baseball in actual organized teams, I think I was easily pulling 10MPH at a full, balls out sprint. Maybe a little faster.

Then I fucked up my shoulder, couldnt play sports anymore and got chunky. That’s how life works I guess. Been trying to cut weight lately though. Eating less and excercising more etc, etc.

Also I think it’s cheetahs that break the 40MPH barrier. It doesnt matter how dark your ass is, you aint catching a cheetah.

oh now I’m all the way fuck up thought cheetas were top speed like 70?

Most cheetahs average around 60mph, but I’m sure they can easily go faster, but never have to under normal conditions. They’re already faster than everything on land by 15-20 miles.

The average in-shape human can run 12-14 mph at most, the average track athlete can go around 4mph faster consistently. Only elite world class sprinters ever break the 20 mph barrier.

Which is why action scenes where guys are running from cars chasing them down are hilarious. Any guy on foot get run over in 5 seconds flat.

I got a 3 out of100!!!

I’m Blacker than RockB! :p:

UNBRIDLED!!!

Motherfucker, you’re Jamaican. I’m one of the few people here who actually knows what you look like.

You’re blacker than the abyss itself. You’re a walking, talking black hole.

Dayum son, I’m black, but I’m not Wesley Snipes black, not Jack Johnson black.

You making it seem like look like this:

http://www.wtfp.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cM6QS.jpg

It’s cool though, One Love. :p:

[Manx]

Oh god, that video! I swear thievery is the funniest crime of them all. :tup:

[Sonicabid]

I got a 3 out of100!!!

I’m Blacker than RockB! :p:

UNBRIDLED!!!

Motherfucker, you’re Jamaican. I’m one of the few people here who actually knows what you look like.

You’re blacker than the abyss itself. You’re a walking, talking black hole.

Dayum son, I’m black, but I’m not Wesley Snipes black, not Jack Johnson black.

You making it seem like look like this:

http://www.wtfp.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cM6QS.jpg

That is darkness. One of the crispiest dudes I’ve ever seen.

[SWBeta]

1 out of 100 on that quiz…

What’s fucked up is that I’ll probably get a 1 out of 100 on a “how black are you” quiz too :lol:

[AYO]

God damn White Shadow that dude is DARK, he is the absence of light, he is darkness incarnate.

I can’t believe that isn’t a photoshop, lol.

[Hatred_Edge]

http://www.wtfp.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cM6QS.jpg

I see Capcom fooled us all:

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Games/M/Marvel%20vs%20Capcom%203/Everything%20Else/Alternate%20Costumes/akuma--article_image.jpg

[Joshkaz]

Took that white test and got 5 outta 100…Blacker than all you black assholes. Didn’t even know like 99% of those questions though. All Celebrity bullshit, and I tend to avoid that shit.

[Raz0r]

I got 43 out of 100. Way less than I thought I’d get.

[Sonicabid]

http://www.wtfp.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cM6QS.jpg

I see Capcom fooled us all:

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Games/M/Marvel%20vs%20Capcom%203/Everything%20Else/Alternate%20Costumes/akuma--article_image.jpg

MvC3’s sprites and artstyle were so much nicer than SFIV.

I always thought SFIV was extremely ugly, and graphically, it was very underwhelming even when it came out(I thought it looked worse than some PS2/GC/PC-era games that came out years earlier. ) MvC3 is a lot more detailed, even in character animations, imo.

Spoiler

TOO BAD THEY’RE BOTH STILL SHIT

[Taito]

I got a 3 out of100!!!

I’m Blacker than RockB! :p:

UNBRIDLED!!!

Motherfucker, you’re Jamaican. I’m one of the few people here who actually knows what you look like.

You’re blacker than the abyss itself. You’re a walking, talking black hole.

Furious One has everyone beat. I looked at TFO’s pic in the selfie thread a little too long and accidentally saw how the world ends.

[AYO]

I got 43 out of 100. Way less than I thought I’d get.

Legit made me laugh, choked on my vapor cig. Bravo!

[Hatred_Edge]

I got a 3 out of100!!!

I’m Blacker than RockB! :p:

UNBRIDLED!!!

Motherfucker, you’re Jamaican. I’m one of the few people here who actually knows what you look like.

You’re blacker than the abyss itself. You’re a walking, talking black hole.

Furious One has everyone beat. I looked at TFO’s pic in the selfie thread a little too long and accidentally saw how the world ends.

I honestly felt bad. He posted the pic and I assumed he was the white guy. I realized he wasn’t. I saw 3 people, but FOUR smiles. I saw a white woman and a section of her arm was missing. For a second, my mind was at a loss. Then I realized what I was looking at.

[AYO]

That picture and preceding comments about Furious One should be in the SRK Hall of Fame. I laughed for daaaays.