The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

Where the hell do you live again @Million. And when are you going to play d&d with us?

I hope he lives near the Oakland Colliseum one day.

They had this trough with running water in the mens room. No dividers. Whole pee pee river. Baseball, America’s Pisstime.

And last year, 2 backups of the whole sewer system with a doodie flooded dugout, during the game. They blamed it on mysterious blockage, so it was some dumb broad! Then after the 2nd one, I don’t even know anymore. It wasn’t blockage like we originally thought, roto-rooter on speeddial.

Spoiler

http://norman-smiley.havingtroublewiping.com/ :tup::rofl:

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But exorcisms are real. But, check this out and the top comment if its still there:

HE DID IT! He’s been saying he wanted to do this for years in his stand up act

Tennessee-- contrary to what people in other states may believe, it’s not just country-music cowboy hat shenanigans here. This state has some of the hottest ass broads from a nice variety… I’m sure this is due to there being quite a few colleges and universities here…Nashville, specifically.
*holy shit Danica McKellar is sooooo half-naked tonight… Julianne Hough is also on as a guest judge tonight, and looking RIDICULOUS.
*holy shit that girl who is a double amputee—yeahhhh she’d get hit too. Her ass is…interesting.
…as I was saying before the hotness appeared on my tv screen just now… there’s also some nice places to eat and all the usual things you expect from a ā€œbig cityā€ area.

Sheeeit, I still like to reminisce about those first days on campus once the school year started… it’s like you had to actively search to find the ugly broads. Literally every few minutes, you were seeing some amazingly hot ass walking by… girls that look like prime-Halle, Toni Braxton, Salma Hayek, Meagan Good… on the white side of things you regularly see girls (perhaps at Vandy) that might look like a Trish Stratus, Jennifer Love Hewitt, 90s-era Christina Applegate, prime 90s-era Charisma Carpenter, it’s absolutely insane. Asian women…yeahhhh we have a sizable pack of those too, of course. There’s hispanics and Indians too…variety of hotness is such a great thing. Whatever you’re into, chances are good that this city has that base covered.

*Lower rent apartments-- of course… most places in this country probably beat the hell out of NY or CA on that front. My previous one was a 1-bedroom that was more than enough space for me, and it was $625. That particular one isn’t a great example of quality though since it went on a sharp decline at a certain point…the final straw for me was the issue of safety and theft-- a dude was walking around kicking people’s doors in so he could steal things. Fuck THAT. No place is worth dealing with that situation. I still hope that guy breaks in on someone that happens to have a gun one day. I truly, truly love when people like that get themselves shot. That’s real justice there. If I were running things in this country, I’d say the law would still be on your side if you tortured the son of a bitch too, but I realize that may be going a bit too far for most people’s taste.

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LOL When and how did I get associated with Norman Smiley? I didn’t know him as a kid, but I wish I did. He would have been one of my favorites. :rofl:

Did ya’ll know that empanadas have a secret language and that by looking at the folds of the empanada you can tell what’s inside it? I’d rather just bit into it and take my chances, but that’s cool to know.

:tup:

I dunno, epidemic said that part and I only figured out how to quote myself out of a locked thread where that’s not easily possible, epi’s quote flooding into mine, all Designating you the smiley. :lol:

So is it safe to assume Raz0r likes getting shafted?

In Bleach thread he said some suspect as shit, and then admits that he likes living in shitty over priced cities such as New York, etc which rape your wallet and you…

any way. Fuck that noise. NYC is wack on the merit that it’s so god damn expensive.

Man you’re so fucking gay. With this line, and the ā€œI need sex with chicks like others need airā€ proves it.

haha, I love when a potential ā€œbattle of the sexesā€ topic gets riled up a bit http://realnewspaper.wordpress.com/2014/04/03/beautiful-women-never-asked-on-a-real-date/
^recently linked by someone on facebook… terrible, man. It’s a real shame that a ā€œmanā€ wrote that…it sounds like he puts every last one of them on a pedestal.

People still seriously believing in chivalry in 2014 = :rofl: Get out of here with that.

*Soul Sacrifice— I made it to a certain mission where you have to get 9 soul shards in 2 minutes… so far, this is seeming to be borderline impossible, even if you’re using the ā€œmovement speed-boostā€ magic like Falcon Feather, or whatever that’s called. *Hell yeah I got it that time… I have access to that Speed Force, folks.

@million the worst place is Pennsylvania. There are TONS of local taxes on top of the rest of that shit. Taxes for just driving through a district.

Not sure if this trailer was mentioned, guys.
My favorite of any so far, bar none.


That guy talking? Robert J. Oppenheimer.
The man behind The Bombā„¢.

Holy shit.

Spoiler

I fucking JUMPED, y’all know when. Anyone else justifiably flinch?

DAMN right. I make a point to be a paragon.

I think that trailer was the first leaked one, no?

Oh boy its storming outside. I sure do hope my power goes out so my friends from the attic come down and I get to deal with the little guy in the dark.

I saw my wife for like 20 minutes total today. She has to get up at 5AM and I got home not long ago. And what do I come home to? Cookies she baked for me.

The woman formerly known as future wife is the best.

The 1st teaser from a convention, or something.

Did it’s job.
Actual chills, ooof.

It’s not gay if you’re the one doing the plowing.

Sometimes, it bothers me thinking about people enjoying particular songs. Like that Bruno Mars track about not doing anything. You know people abusing the system were loving it. And that I’m The Man song. No doubt, many people that aren’t in fact the man are digging on that track.

I mean, I love that Aloe song, but I’m kind of the man.

check this out to see how it looks in black and white (And other colors).

Yeah, WWE done fucked up letting the streak end, especially to someone who doesn’t care and most likely won’t be seen again for months, if not years after this. hopefully, it will bounce in only a few weeks and I’ll try to grab some when it does. Easy payday.

-Starhammer-

that song about not doing anything (lazy song) has nothing to do with welfare moochers. lol. have you actually heard the song? that shits fresh imo. its about just chillin, watching some tv, not answering your phone, getting to the gym the next day, not sitting around waiting for the first of the month. lol. if you have never had a day where you basically did nothing but play games, marathon tv shows, click around on the internet, then you are a robot, or lying to yourself.

i never understood bruno mars hate. hes cool to me. i never really put him on a pedastal anyways, but i thought he had some nice flavor and good songs. ive never seen him act like a douche or do anything douchey, but guys and select hatin ass girls, mostly guys, seem to really not like him. i guess i missed why. i played his album a lot back in the day, it was pretty good.

although i dont like that his team basically stole ā€œbreakbotsā€ song a couple years back. i dont know if bruno was in on it, but i imagine he had to know. the story goes brunos team reached out to breakbot about doing a cover of their song, they said nah we good, and brunos team went through with it anyways. maybe bruno reached out to them, but i thought it was his team, not sure. anyways, the breakbot dudes didnt care actually, they just laughed it off and were flattered. brunos version is basically the exact same fucking song with different lyrics, but i like breakbots better version. the bruno version is a little different, but not as funky as ā€œbreakbotsā€.

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