That girl in the yellow from those AT&T commercials, just divine!
I hate those people so much. They’re the most inconsiderate fucktards and assume just because their dogs are sweet in their household that they will have the same temperament to complete strangers. In my neighborhood I have to be cautious to because these people will leave their dogs in the front yard to pee/poop and chill in their house. A few weeks ago, I was on my run and this idiot left 3 big ass dogs in the middle of the street completely unsupervised. Even timid dogs will chase someone running due to instinct, and 3 big dogs outside alone is an imminent risk, especially with kids playing. Fortunately, these dogs were too preoccupied roughhousing amongst themselves to spot me.
For those who care, Undertaker’s 21 win streak at Wrestlemania has been broken by Brock Lesnar.
I haven’t watched wrestling since I was in 5th grade, but I’m glad Lesnar was the one to break the streak. Undertaker fans are literally in tears right now, and it is so delicious
I have no idea what my sister did, or whether the dog she has is the most timid being on the planet, but he has no aggressive tendencies whatsoever (anymore). Every time she messes with him his first instinct is to squirm out of her grasp or if she can’t get a good hold of him, go limp/make himself dead weight and roll over to his back with his feet clinging to whatever it can find (in most cases carpet).
It’s gotten to the point where the default response if you try and mess with his nose this sucker tries to swat your hand out of the air with his paw (if he’s lying down he does it more often and if he’s in the regular sitting position he usually ducks his head so you can’t touch it and will actually get up and run/trot away from you so you can’t mess with him).
I got the softest dog on the planet.
It’s a pug/chihuahua mix that is ugly as sin. Had since it was a puppy in the palm of my hand and treated him like the queen he is, but whenever people come over they think I beat the shit out of him. He’s so timid around people, even pissing in his immediate area when they rile him up too much. I go to pet him and he flinches, I look in his direction and he lowers his head or looks away. I swear to god he’s always been this way lol. He used to cry whenever I would move even a foot away from him on the couch.
And I know it’s not my other dog’s fault, even though he currently uses him as a chew toy. I didn’t get the pit until the chihuahua was like 2 years old.
earlier today a flash flood got my car stuck 100 yards from my house. like a wave of water hit my car when i was driving home and killed the engine. my neighbor came out and pushed me out of most of it (i couldn’t even open the door the water was so high). hope the engine isn’t ruined.
oh yeah, and my friend’s brother finally contacted me. y’all were right. it was meth and he was hiding it from everybody. he’s still in the hospital and he’s going to rehab on Tuesday. i feel like a fool. i’ve been getting owned so hard lately. first this lady wanted me to do some research on a laptop for her but she made a typo on the model number. the resulting web search led me straight to a porn site while company was around me. then my mom called the gas company to change names on the bill, and the lady was rude to her so she got off the phone quickly. the gas has not worked since that time. i’m guessing the rude operator cut it off. been without heat/gas/warm water since Thursday. showers have not been fun :mad:
it comes off as random, but if you pay close attention to some of his interactions you can tell that something like that was going to happen.
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Princess Buttercup supports her gay husband. that’s why she said “*you *needed that” the next morning.
I found myself in a Casino based off of the Inferno of Dante’s Divine Comedy and it was awesome. Imagine slots, blackjack, roulette, etc. in a DOOM level. Everything was hellish themed, even the drink waitresses were dressed up like succubi. The people seemed to be having a great time, in fact the atmosphere seemed to make the gamblers mock such sentiments like temperance. Everyone was indulging themselves.
Somewhere between the fake eyeballs in the bloody marys and the card dealer being affixed to the ceiling with meat hooks and chains I went up to the lady who was cashing out the chips. Even the chips looked like a collection of souls crying out in agony whilst being stamped into the shape of a coin. I asked her who came up with this awesome idea. She just looked at me and smirked, telling me it was my idea and it was my casino.
And then in my moment of revelation I woke up. It was MY Hell themed casino and people loved it!
Is this going to interfere with our production schedule? Cause it’s going to be hard to get a replacement Hostess and your contract allows for me to recoup any losses as a result of your inability to fulfill your obligations. If we hit Broadway, expect to be on cast for at least 6 months out of the year. That’s a lot of tickets.
i kinda feel you, but i just reached the opposite conclusion. i have a few chicks more or less “on call” at the moment, but they’re all wildly flawed in some manner. i’d much rather just have one broad that isn’t bat shit crazy, i can stand to be around and can trust enough to be seen with her in public.
Any woman I kept just on the cusp so I could fuck her is definitely flawed. I remember one girl, a tall blonde from California, was all right but she had a nasty attitude and an even worse drinking habit. She loved giving me blowjobs so I didn’t really complain too much but she acted up too much in public so I got into a fight and got her wet. Some weird shit.
But you’ll never find a perfect woman. It’s a myth. You will get close enough and you can tolerate the flaws, or you will just stay single forever.
Just got back from an M:TG tourney in Phoenix. I’ve had one meal a day for the last 3 days. Yesterday I didn’t 'til 10:30. Hard Rock cafe is hella overrated. Phoenix, there’s a pizza place near convention center which is terrible and there’s a new lounge.
For some reason did have time to bang the wife this morning. Guess there’s always time for that.
Gotta go die now. See you niggas in the afterlife.
