The SRK GD Lounge: Dear Epidemic, my money's on the chimp

Fucking idiots who leave their dogs on ropes / chains / leashes outside and don’t keep an eye on them. This is the 2nd time a neighbor’s dog has gotten loose and encountered my dog, and the 2nd time it’s resulted in a fight. This time the dog got his jaws on my dog’s throat and wouldn’t let go. I was already pissed off from something unrelated and having this shit happen because of their negligence damn near makes me want to just nuke the whole fucking area.

If you have a dog that you keep outside like that, keep your fucking eye on it anyway.

I always kept about three girls at a time when I could for about six years. Honestly, it was great. But at old age, I begin to worry I won’t be able to keep it up or I’ll lead an empty life with any women I keep in such a group.

if your the praying type can you keep my friends family in your prayers today. his dad was shot last night.

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Inside, where we keep him unless we take him out to take a piss. Which was what he was doing in our yard when this dog came around. That dog proceeded to run into our house, ran back out, and that’s when they got into it. I shouted for help at the top of my lungs, and that’s when the neighbor’s door opened. They still dragged their ass to get outside and over to where I was holding my dog’s leash as they were fighting. He appears to have gotten a knick in his neck area, which looks like has stopped bleeding.

Last time this happened was at night with another neighbor’s dog that had gotten loose and was wandering around. Those fuckers got told over and over again about their dog getting loose. When that fight went down I ended up taking a tooth to my hand (small knick, nothing serious), trying to get that dog off mine.

These aren’t the only ones that keep a dog outside either. One house has a dog that I saw standing in heavy rain one day when I was driving home. That itself made me mad. Assholes can’t even get a proper doghouse for her so she basically lives and sleeps under the house, so when it’s raining she’s getting it on her too.

Don’t even want to think about this shit anymore. Just want to drink and deal with the other shit on my mind.

If you want to be a thorn in their side, report them to the local ACO, dog bites are a minimum 30 day quarantine.

I’m not into praying, but I do wish the best for your friend’s family.

Proof or not people do go too damn far with taking pictures of themselves in places where it’s inappropriate. I’m glad my GF doesn’t do this.

I got to meet Preppy this weekend at Texas Showdown. He chilled out with me a bit at the modding table. He’s a pretty great guy.

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Money hard at work, but where? :confused:

:rofl: I wonder if this is a side-effect of all the plastic surgery she has undergone to look more like her plastic idol? On another note, it is of the highest irony that we have all wanted to have sex with a chick who looks like barbie. Now that there is one, nobody wants to hit it because she’s just too far out there. Be careful what you wish for people…

-Starhammer-

Out of the 7 parties currently in the laundromat I think 4 of them are using trash bags as the primary laundry containment system. How do you get to the point in life where baskets just wont do the job?

Ive thought of one caveat which is volunteers washing donated clothes or something of that sort.


The whole bat thing has been messing with me since yesterday. Im paranoid about sleeping, ive been avoiding wearing both sides of my headset so I can hear it when it gets back in and holy shit if I were actually attacked by something threatening I’d be fucking dead. I thought I was going to start spitting blood yesterday after striking out about a hundred times with my weapon. I was seriously exhausted and the whole ordeal was over in like 20 minutes. I know its gonna come back at least one more time before I leave, I fucking know it.

I had to get a bat out of the house last summer. I was closing at work and my poor little wife (not belittling; she’s 5’0") closed herself in the bathroom. Took fucking forever.

Summer before that, a tiny guy got himself in the window fan. He was all broken. I brought him outside and put him out of his misery with a sledge. I then cried. A lot.

Luckily my apartment is small so if I see it flying around its likely ill get it but this time I heard it in the morning and it disappeared until I was napping and I felt it flapping over my head. If it comes back during the week I’m killing it. It will have gotten too comfortable sneaking in amd I won’t have that. As bad as I felt when I scraped it off the wall the first time and yesterday it screeched when I pinned it to the ground with my broom.

(Finally [half-]watching Prometheus and in addition to having a bunch of idiotic and/or assholish characters, it’s just kinda boring. How did this travesty happen given all the otherwise good actors in? How could the script be this bad?)

Oh, right. The new Captain America is out already, isn’t it? I forgot since I don’t really have any intention of seeing it until I see at least the first movie, which I’ve yet to do.

Seeing The Avengers–that isn’t the one with Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman–wouldn’t hurt either, but I still need to see basically every modern Marvel movie related to it except for the first Iron Man. Oh well.

Why would I bother trying to impress any of you? I’ve used “nadir” before, pretty frequently actually given it’s actually shorter than typing “lowest point”, so stop being so full of yourself for once, especially since you didn’t say shit about it any of the other times I’ve used it before; let’s not pretend you haven’t quoted it before.

I know being less full of yourself is difficult for you, but please do try–it might help if you get if you get your head out of your ass for once.

Oh, I wasn’t calling you stupid. I just pointed out that you’ve said shit as stupid as what you “unintentionally” said and then went on for an entire page defending, completely intentionally, before and so it wasn’t really surprising. That really has nothing to do with me being perfect–I am not, unfortunately. Apparently that’s same effect, though, and I’m not taking back what I said since it shouldn’t be asking too much for people to think about what they type or say before vomiting it out in such blanket statements, so…“fuck me” then I guess.

Shrug.

100% on cosigning anything the damned says as long as it doesn’t take up half the page.

Fucking bum keeps taking our trash bags and tearing them open to eat the lobster meat all over our property. Even if it’s not directly on our property, I still have to go and clean the shit. I swear to god if I catch this cocksucker I’m reenacting some American History X shit :mad:

Why didn’t you sue them?

I didn’t defend the statement. The only thing I defended was my belief that a 19 year old isn’t an adult. What you think I was defending was the unintentional comparison I made regarding Rock’s situation, which I apologized for upon being called out on. This is why I got upset at your comment where you clearly stated, “…only to come back to some Care Bears bullshit after Phantom Angel says something mindbogglingly stupid that proves that there is unfortunately no nadir to human intellect. Again.” If you weren’t calling me stupid, which is exactly what it looks like, then you’re in the same boat I was in as far as misinterpretation is concerned… Pretty ironic, actually :lol:. How often do I not stand by something I said? This is the first time because I actually made a mistake and said something that was read in a way that suggested something I didn’t believe. If I actually meant it, you would have every right to say what you said, but I did not.

There’s this really annoying dog in my neighborhood that just sits there and barks at everyone who walks by the house. It follows them along the length of the fence, growling and barking for no reason. Every once in a while, it gets out and strolls around in the street. The other day, I saw it wandering around blocks away from where it lives, but fortunately it’s a little punk when it isn’t behind the safety of the fence lol. Yea, people need to keep their dogs in check.

Think you’re good at telling when people are lying? Try this.

I was correct on all but two of them(the Beyoncé and Poetry ones). One of the videos wouldn’t play.

I was doing a random “map” in Path of Exile with some french dudes earlier. They appreciated me going HAM:

Croissant: "What build are you, man? You’re slammin’ shit."
Abid: "Jean Reno true HAM HOPS build."
Croissant: "Ah, sweet. I gotta look that up."
Abid: :rofl: “It’s my own custom build”

:bluu: French dude’s didn’t even get the Jean Reno reference. The fuck. :rofl:

House of Cards

[details=Spoiler]WHAT IN THE FUCK WITH THE MEACHEM XX CLAIRE XX FRANK THING.

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edit: well that and I guess I’m just going to finish the rest of the season tonight. I was planning on doing something else tonight but finishing this will clear up my schedule for the rest of the week.